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Writing Jokes Quotes By Jeff Dunham: I'm a Macintosh nut. I got my PowerBook,

I'm a Macintosh nut. I got my PowerBook, so if I'm not writing jokes, I'm working on that. — Jeff Dunham

Writing Jokes Quotes By Woody Allen: My gift was in comedy. I found out

My gift was in comedy. I found out I could make jokes. I could tell jokes. I could write them. So over the years, that's what I've done. — Woody Allen

Writing Jokes Quotes By Nipsey Russell: I start with the joke line and write

I start with the joke line and write backward. — Nipsey Russell

Writing Jokes Quotes By Glenn Howerton: I'm really bad at writing jokes.

I'm really bad at writing jokes. — Glenn Howerton

Writing Jokes Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I've been writing jokes since I'm fifteen. Not

I've been writing jokes since I'm fifteen. Not out of happiness, but to go to a different place, because reality wasn't good to me. — Rodney Dangerfield

Writing Jokes Quotes By Armistead Maupin: I've included these little jokes and mysteries in

I've included these little jokes and mysteries in my writing for the amusement of readers. — Armistead Maupin

Writing Jokes Quotes By Scott Adams: If you think it's easy to write jokes

If you think it's easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you've probably never tried. — Scott Adams

Writing Jokes Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: Sure, retarded jokes write themselves. But the spelling

Sure, retarded jokes write themselves. But the spelling is always way off. — Anthony Jeselnik

Writing Jokes Quotes By Peter Serafinowicz: Twitter taught me how to become better at

Twitter taught me how to become better at writing jokes because it forces you to chip away at all the extraneous words. — Peter Serafinowicz

Writing Jokes Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: I was always cutting words. I even would

I was always cutting words. I even would write my jokes in my notebook. I still do this, almost like a poem. — Anthony Jeselnik

Writing Jokes Quotes By Alex Turner: There have always been jokes all over our

There have always been jokes all over our songs; I originally started writing lyrics to make my friends crack a smile, which is difficult. — Alex Turner

Writing Jokes Quotes By Dov Davidoff: Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just

Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier. — Dov Davidoff

Writing Jokes Quotes By Kathleen Madigan: I don't really write jokes. I wait for

I don't really write jokes. I wait for stuff to happen in life, and then I tell it on stage. — Kathleen Madigan

Writing Jokes Quotes By Allison Silverman: Women are often pushed into the idea that

Women are often pushed into the idea that they write softer, more character-driven jokes. — Allison Silverman

Writing Jokes Quotes By Allison Silverman: I actually write some pretty tough jokes. I

I actually write some pretty tough jokes. I don't want to push the "soft" angle too much. — Allison Silverman

Writing Jokes Quotes By Adrian Edmondson: The most fun I ever have is sitting

The most fun I ever have is sitting in with Rick writing, and we laugh at our own jokes. — Adrian Edmondson

Writing Jokes Quotes By Cecily Strong: I do Twitter, but I'm still not great

I do Twitter, but I'm still not great on it - I'm not good at writing short little jokes, so my Twitter's not really a jokey thing. — Cecily Strong

Writing Jokes Quotes By Peter David: As for jokes, I don't think it's necessarily

As for jokes, I don't think it's necessarily that what I write is funny. — Peter David

Writing Jokes Quotes By Al Madrigal: I bullshit on the phone all day with

I bullshit on the phone all day with a variety of people discussing various projects, and occasionally write jokes. — Al Madrigal

Writing Jokes Quotes By Dov Davidoff: Please use anger for something positive like hurting

Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes. — Dov Davidoff

Writing Jokes Quotes By Dave Attell: I like writing a joke, and I like

I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes. — Dave Attell

Writing Jokes Quotes By Nick Thune: People are writing shorter jokes. The style I've

People are writing shorter jokes. The style I've started with was almost trying to keep jokes under 140 characters before Twitter. — Nick Thune

Writing Jokes Quotes By Jon Stewart: I think of myself as a comedian who

I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. — Jon Stewart

Writing Jokes Quotes By Marc Maron: I think things evolve into jokes. I don't

I think things evolve into jokes. I don't generally write them down as jokes. I talk them out. — Marc Maron

Writing Jokes Quotes By Dov Davidoff: Looking into blood doping. I think it will

Looking into blood doping. I think it will allow me to write jokes with greater intensity, and for a longer period of time. — Dov Davidoff

Writing Jokes Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Writing your own jokes, you just kind of

Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out and hope for the best. — Aziz Ansari

Writing Jokes Quotes By Laura Benanti: I am not so secretly a comedian. I

I am not so secretly a comedian. I write a lot of my own material if you've seen videos I've done. I write jokes. — Laura Benanti

Writing Jokes Quotes By Nick Offerman: I learned as a young man that I

I learned as a young man that I don't write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a laugh. I call myself a humorist. — Nick Offerman

Writing Jokes Quotes By Rachel Bloom: Jokes that are gratuitously offensive are synonymous with

Jokes that are gratuitously offensive are synonymous with bad writing to me. I'm offended as a writer first and as a person second. — Rachel Bloom

Writing Jokes Quotes By Jamaica Kincaid: A professional writer is a joke. You write

A professional writer is a joke. You write because you can't do anything else, and then you have another job. — Jamaica Kincaid

Writing Jokes Quotes By Diana Gabaldon: Pointing out the emotion in a scene is

Pointing out the emotion in a scene is like laughing at your own jokes. — Diana Gabaldon

Writing Jokes Quotes By Daniel Tosh: People write a lot of similar material. That's

People write a lot of similar material. That's why I try to come up with the most absurd jokes. — Daniel Tosh

Writing Jokes Quotes By Chris Hardwick: Jokes that make me laugh out loud when

Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why. — Chris Hardwick

Writing Jokes Quotes By David Cross: I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write

I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage. — David Cross