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I'm a Macintosh nut. I got my PowerBook, so if I'm not writing jokes, I'm working on that. — Jeff Dunham

My gift was in comedy. I found out I could make jokes. I could tell jokes. I could write them. So over the years, that's what I've done. — Woody Allen

I start with the joke line and write backward. — Nipsey Russell

I'm really bad at writing jokes. — Glenn Howerton

I've been writing jokes since I'm fifteen. Not out of happiness, but to go to a different place, because reality wasn't good to me. — Rodney Dangerfield

I've included these little jokes and mysteries in my writing for the amusement of readers. — Armistead Maupin

If you think it's easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you've probably never tried. — Scott Adams

Sure, retarded jokes write themselves. But the spelling is always way off. — Anthony Jeselnik

Twitter taught me how to become better at writing jokes because it forces you to chip away at all the extraneous words. — Peter Serafinowicz

I was always cutting words. I even would write my jokes in my notebook. I still do this, almost like a poem. — Anthony Jeselnik

There have always been jokes all over our songs; I originally started writing lyrics to make my friends crack a smile, which is difficult. — Alex Turner

Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier. — Dov Davidoff

I don't really write jokes. I wait for stuff to happen in life, and then I tell it on stage. — Kathleen Madigan

Women are often pushed into the idea that they write softer, more character-driven jokes. — Allison Silverman

I actually write some pretty tough jokes. I don't want to push the "soft" angle too much. — Allison Silverman

The most fun I ever have is sitting in with Rick writing, and we laugh at our own jokes. — Adrian Edmondson

I do Twitter, but I'm still not great on it - I'm not good at writing short little jokes, so my Twitter's not really a jokey thing. — Cecily Strong

As for jokes, I don't think it's necessarily that what I write is funny. — Peter David

I bullshit on the phone all day with a variety of people discussing various projects, and occasionally write jokes. — Al Madrigal

Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes. — Dov Davidoff

I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes. — Dave Attell

People are writing shorter jokes. The style I've started with was almost trying to keep jokes under 140 characters before Twitter. — Nick Thune

I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. — Jon Stewart

I think things evolve into jokes. I don't generally write them down as jokes. I talk them out. — Marc Maron

Looking into blood doping. I think it will allow me to write jokes with greater intensity, and for a longer period of time. — Dov Davidoff

Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out and hope for the best. — Aziz Ansari

I am not so secretly a comedian. I write a lot of my own material if you've seen videos I've done. I write jokes. — Laura Benanti

I learned as a young man that I don't write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a laugh. I call myself a humorist. — Nick Offerman

Jokes that are gratuitously offensive are synonymous with bad writing to me. I'm offended as a writer first and as a person second. — Rachel Bloom

A professional writer is a joke. You write because you can't do anything else, and then you have another job. — Jamaica Kincaid

Pointing out the emotion in a scene is like laughing at your own jokes. — Diana Gabaldon

People write a lot of similar material. That's why I try to come up with the most absurd jokes. — Daniel Tosh

Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why. — Chris Hardwick

I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage. — David Cross