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It's hard enough to be a lady writer. Doubly hard to be a funny lady writer. — Jill Soloway

Revolution is a trivial shift in the emphasis of suffering. — Tom Stoppard

I am a gay writer, but I am also a Scottish writer and some days a lazy writer, or a funny writer. Being gay is just a part of who I am. — Damian Barr

Rule number four for me as a writer? Plotlines are like sharks: They either keep moving or they die. ~J.R. Ward — J.R. Ward

Writing is all about tents: sometimes you're competent, sometimes you're eloquetent. — Kevin Focke

My parents are both really, really funny, and my little sister is a really good painter, and my other sister is a really good writer. — Michael Cera

If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page. — Thomas Lennon

The important thing for any writer to remember is to take the writing seriously, but not the writer. — A.E. Poynor

A humorist is a writer who's not funny enough to call themselves a comedian. — Dan Alatorre

He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight. — Dorothy Parker

An institution has to decide, and it's not just an option, it's a responsibility, how much diversity can be tolerated. — Albert Mohler

It's funny, because I don't think of myself as a novelist. I think of myself as a writer. — Susanna Clarke

At the end of the day I'm writing comedy. If you get too realistic as a comedy writer with your disasters, it stops being funny. — Simon Rich

To cut a long story short, I'm a writer. — Carla H. Krueger

You see, unlike most writers today, I do not use a computer. I write the old-fashioned way: on the walls of caves. — Cuthbert Soup

Part of my soul goes into each quote I write. A book of my quotes can be yours for just $19.99. — Ryan Lilly

If you haven't heard a rumor by noon, make one up. If you're a writer, make sure it's a full page of the book you're currently working on. — Lamont Tanksley

I am not a trained writer and I don't think anyone would accuse me of being a funny person. But I feel God has truly blessed me. — Vantile Whitfield

Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

We often hear that mathematics consists mainly of 'proving theorems.' Is a writer's job mainly that of 'writing sentences? — Gian-Carlo Rota

Traditions are the guideposts driven deep in our subconscious minds. The most powerful ones are those we can't even describe, aren't even aware of. — Ellen Goodman

They told me I've got writer's cramp. So is that better than the block? — Joyce Rachelle

Europe has a press that stresses opinions; America a press, radio, and television that emphasize news. — James Reston

I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I've never done before. — Alan Jay Lerner

The thing about being a screenwriter, scriptwriter, scenarist, You get to have multiple personalities and not be charged. — Andrea L'Artiste

Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it? — Colson Whitehead

I am not surprised by any situation. The Saviour is my strength. — Lailah Gifty Akita