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I just killed my best friend ... and my worst enemy. What's the difference? — Christian Slater

Which sort of shows why my body is an idiot, because forced narcolepsy is pretty much the worst defense ever. — Jenny Lawson

The worst thing ever that you have to explain your joke because I was very disappointed trying to explain why the joke is funny for the interrogator. — Bassem Youssef

I thank you, God, that you have not given me a spirit of fear but of love power and a sound mind. — Donna Pisani

There is a point in the future where even the worst disaster starts to settle into an anecdote. — David Nicholls

It's funny, don't you think, how time seems to do a lot of things? It flies, it tells, and worst of all, it runs out. — Markus Zusak

At the worst times, the best plan was often no plan. And Ky excelled at coming up with no plan. — Gillian Bronte Adams

Oooh," Peril said, momentarily distracted by the idea of an enchanted piece of cheese. — Tui T. Sutherland

It's funny; sometimes you learn the most from watching people display their worst. — Aliza Licht

I AM THE GOD OF STORMS! I BRING THE THUNDER! I BRING THE LIGHTNING! STOOOP RAINING ON ME! — Tui T. Sutherland

The tailor put on the girdle, and resolved to go forth into the world, because he thought his workshop was too small for his valor. — Jacob Grimm

During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is your worst quality?', I always say: 'Flatulence'. That way I get my own office. — Dan Thompson

I'll be supposed upon a book, his face is the worst thing about him. — William Shakespeare

Just as a happy child cannot mis-hug, the sincere heart cannot mis-pray. — Max Lucado

All he'd done was lose her underwear and practically get her blown up.
Hell. This had to be the absolute worst first date of her life. — Tara Janzen

I've worked every day since I was 10. I don't know how to do anything else. There is nothing else I'd rather be doing. — Daniel Radcliffe

Monsters have the worst taste in women. — Tera Lynn Childs

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her. — Kristen Schaal

I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter. — Jim Carrey

could damn well die in this cursed storage unit, but I sure as shit refused to be defeated by a condiment, especially one I didn't like. — Anne McAneny

That's worst than gonerreha, man! — Ned Vizzini

It's funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me nuts. — Jason Reitman

Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great. — Werley Nortreus

articulate and define what has previously remained implicit or unsaid; — Donald T. Phillips

For my friends do not desert me, and life stays; for those two things I must be grateful. — John Edward Williams

The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce. — Miguel De Cervantes