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Worst Funny Quotes By Christian Slater: I just killed my best friend ... and

I just killed my best friend ... and my worst enemy. What's the difference? — Christian Slater

Worst Funny Quotes By Jenny Lawson: Which sort of shows why my body is

Which sort of shows why my body is an idiot, because forced narcolepsy is pretty much the worst defense ever. — Jenny Lawson

Worst Funny Quotes By Bassem Youssef: The worst thing ever that you have to

The worst thing ever that you have to explain your joke because I was very disappointed trying to explain why the joke is funny for the interrogator. — Bassem Youssef

Worst Funny Quotes By Donna Pisani: I thank you, God, that you have not

I thank you, God, that you have not given me a spirit of fear but of love power and a sound mind. — Donna Pisani

Worst Funny Quotes By David Nicholls: There is a point in the future where

There is a point in the future where even the worst disaster starts to settle into an anecdote. — David Nicholls

Worst Funny Quotes By Markus Zusak: It's funny, don't you think, how time seems

It's funny, don't you think, how time seems to do a lot of things? It flies, it tells, and worst of all, it runs out. — Markus Zusak

Worst Funny Quotes By Gillian Bronte Adams: At the worst times, the best plan was

At the worst times, the best plan was often no plan. And Ky excelled at coming up with no plan. — Gillian Bronte Adams

Worst Funny Quotes By Tui T. Sutherland: Oooh," Peril said, momentarily distracted by the idea

Oooh," Peril said, momentarily distracted by the idea of an enchanted piece of cheese. — Tui T. Sutherland

Worst Funny Quotes By Aliza Licht: It's funny; sometimes you learn the most from

It's funny; sometimes you learn the most from watching people display their worst. — Aliza Licht

Worst Funny Quotes By Tui T. Sutherland: I AM THE GOD OF STORMS! I BRING

I AM THE GOD OF STORMS! I BRING THE THUNDER! I BRING THE LIGHTNING! STOOOP RAINING ON ME! — Tui T. Sutherland

Worst Funny Quotes By Jacob Grimm: The tailor put on the girdle, and resolved

The tailor put on the girdle, and resolved to go forth into the world, because he thought his workshop was too small for his valor. — Jacob Grimm

Worst Funny Quotes By Dan Thompson: During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is

During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is your worst quality?', I always say: 'Flatulence'. That way I get my own office. — Dan Thompson

Worst Funny Quotes By William Shakespeare: I'll be supposed upon a book, his face

I'll be supposed upon a book, his face is the worst thing about him. — William Shakespeare

Worst Funny Quotes By Max Lucado: Just as a happy child cannot mis-hug, the

Just as a happy child cannot mis-hug, the sincere heart cannot mis-pray. — Max Lucado

Worst Funny Quotes By Tara Janzen: All he'd done was lose her underwear and

All he'd done was lose her underwear and practically get her blown up.
Hell. This had to be the absolute worst first date of her life. — Tara Janzen

Worst Funny Quotes By Daniel Radcliffe: I've worked every day since I was 10.

I've worked every day since I was 10. I don't know how to do anything else. There is nothing else I'd rather be doing. — Daniel Radcliffe

Worst Funny Quotes By Tera Lynn Childs: Monsters have the worst taste in women.

Monsters have the worst taste in women. — Tera Lynn Childs

Worst Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: This is very ambitious, but I don't care.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her. — Kristen Schaal

Worst Funny Quotes By Jim Carrey: I can be your best friend or your

I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter. — Jim Carrey

Worst Funny Quotes By Anne McAneny: could damn well die in this cursed storage

could damn well die in this cursed storage unit, but I sure as shit refused to be defeated by a condiment, especially one I didn't like. — Anne McAneny

Worst Funny Quotes By Ned Vizzini: That's worst than gonerreha, man!

That's worst than gonerreha, man! — Ned Vizzini

Worst Funny Quotes By Jason Reitman: It's funny, I can sit through the worst

It's funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me nuts. — Jason Reitman

Worst Funny Quotes By Werley Nortreus: Racism is not funny, because it won't solve

Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great. — Werley Nortreus

Worst Funny Quotes By Donald T. Phillips: articulate and define what has previously remained implicit

articulate and define what has previously remained implicit or unsaid; — Donald T. Phillips

Worst Funny Quotes By John Edward Williams: For my friends do not desert me, and

For my friends do not desert me, and life stays; for those two things I must be grateful. — John Edward Williams

Worst Funny Quotes By Miguel De Cervantes: The worst reconciliation is better than the best

The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce. — Miguel De Cervantes