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World Most Funny Quotes & Sayings
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The house of Lords must be the only institution in the world which is kept efficient by the persistent absenteeism of most of its members.
— Herbert Samuel, 1st Viscount Samuel
Being fed, and having a soft bed, and other people being in charge, seemed the most wonderful prospect in the world at that moment.
— J.K. Rowling
The table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise.
— Lemony Snicket
Today vegetables. Tomorrow...the world!
— Deborah Howe
Let us go forth and unconquer the world!
— Tom Althouse
Why had his mother gone to the trouble of bringing him into the world if the most exciting moment in his life was having been made lame by a bayonet?
— Felix J. Palma
The world is your lobster!
— Arthur Daley
As I get older, I don't think the world is becoming that funny. Comedy is changing a bit.
— Bobby Lee
The Salton Sea is a huge dead lake south of Palm Springs. There's a town there that's the asshole of the armpit of the world. You'd fit right in.
— Neal Shusterman
What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and world destruction?
— James Patterson
Heaven's Bakery help them all.
— Jamie Farrell
My father fought in World War I and single-handedly destroyed the Germans' line of communication. He ate their pigeon.
— Frank Carson
Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no leaves.
— Jimmy Fallon
