World Is Funny Quotes
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What? Why are you making the glee nose? The death of my world is funny? The final vengeance of my people? I will kill you.
— Jackson Lanzing
The house of Lords must be the only institution in the world which is kept efficient by the persistent absenteeism of most of its members.
— Herbert Samuel, 1st Viscount Samuel
The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny.
— Tennessee Williams
The table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise.
— Lemony Snicket
There's the perception Danni Minogue is the sweetest little thing in the world but she's not ... she's got balls of steel.
— Sharon Osbourne
This guy is funny. But is he safe? And how much is that worth when the world itself has ceased to exist?
— Isabella Olivia Ellis
It's a funny thing in my job: you remain perpetually lonely in a world where loneliness is the rarest commodity.
— Brian W. Aldiss
The pimple is perfect.
— Buffy Andrews
World is so full of idiots that you can't even imagine to escape. The only solution is isolation. But it still spares one!
— Raheel Farooq
The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.
— Josh Billings
The Salton Sea is a huge dead lake south of Palm Springs. There's a town there that's the asshole of the armpit of the world. You'd fit right in.
— Neal Shusterman
The social dimension of the art world is fascinating to me, but I also want to entertain the reader, so I will let a character say something funny.
— Rachel Kushner
Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner."
— P. J. O'Rourke
As I get older, I don't think the world is becoming that funny. Comedy is changing a bit.
— Bobby Lee
The world is a gawking four-year-old.
— Adrian Barnes
The world is your lobster!
— Arthur Daley
Geologists claim that although the world is running out of oil, there is still a 200-hundred-year supply of brake fluid.
— George Carlin
It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time.
— Olivia Munn
Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested.
— Jerry Seinfeld
It is funny that some of must not only get our bearings but must also know all the details of the world before we venture out into it.
— Jack Henry Abbott
This isn't a Christmas special! This is my life. In the real world, miracles and goodness just don't happen.
— Richelle Mead
Barbara Ehrenreich is smart, provocative, funny, and sane in a world that needs more of all four.
— Diane Sawyer
The world is meaningless and therefore it's funny.
— Jimenez Lai
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
— Jean Baudrillard
I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody.
— Ben Stiller
Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition.
— Courtney Giardina
That is simply the most beautiful publishing office in the world, with that cranky old building in that wonderful park.
— Jim Harrison
I am only able to be honest. And sometimes my view of the world is pretty dark. But still funny.
— Rachel Zucker
Funny how you can think that the world is ending but still believe things will work out. We always think there's going to be a happy ending somewhere.
— Lorna Jane Cook
World domination is just my side gig.
— Tanjlisa Marie
The only thing you got in this world is what you can sell. And the funny thing is that you're a salesman, and you don't know that.
— Arthur Miller
Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great.
— Werley Nortreus
Rats have a sense of humor. Rats, in fact think the world is very funny. And they are right, dear reader. They are right.
— Kate DiCamillo
YouTube is such a funny little world. You can create a fanbase.
— Lindsey Stirling
Without friends the world is but a wilderness.
— Francis Bacon
British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps.
— Peter Ustinov
Funny how the last thing we want the world to see is almost the first thing to show.
— Courtney Summers
