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What? Why are you making the glee nose? The death of my world is funny? The final vengeance of my people? I will kill you. — Jackson Lanzing

The house of Lords must be the only institution in the world which is kept efficient by the persistent absenteeism of most of its members. — Herbert Samuel, 1st Viscount Samuel

The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny. — Tennessee Williams

It is an undisputed truth of the modern age that there are now only two kinds of people in the world: people who call and people who text. — Lindsey Kelk

The table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise. — Lemony Snicket

Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world. — Arthur Smith

It is the end of the world. Surely you could be allowed a few carnal thoughts. — Connie Willis

There's the perception Danni Minogue is the sweetest little thing in the world but she's not ... she's got balls of steel. — Sharon Osbourne

The funny thing for me is, I have never lived in a network world. — Matt Nix

Now you be careful in the real world" said Armpit " Not everyone is as nice as us. — Louis Sachar

This guy is funny. But is he safe? And how much is that worth when the world itself has ceased to exist? — Isabella Olivia Ellis

Because what you find to be beautiful, funny and heartbreaking in this world... is what I find to be beautiful, funny and heartbreaking in this world. — Yumi Sakugawa

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise. — Tommy Bolt

All humor is based on hostility - that's why World War Two was funny. — Neil Simon

It's a funny thing in my job: you remain perpetually lonely in a world where loneliness is the rarest commodity. — Brian W. Aldiss

The pimple is perfect. — Buffy Andrews

World is so full of idiots that you can't even imagine to escape. The only solution is isolation. But it still spares one! — Raheel Farooq

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. — Josh Billings

The Salton Sea is a huge dead lake south of Palm Springs. There's a town there that's the asshole of the armpit of the world. You'd fit right in. — Neal Shusterman

The social dimension of the art world is fascinating to me, but I also want to entertain the reader, so I will let a character say something funny. — Rachel Kushner

Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner." — P. J. O'Rourke

There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I hate reality TV. But I love Columbo. — Noel Fielding

The story of money is very funny. Others burn what we earn. Why not give as we live, so the world will cry when we die. -RVM — R.v.m.

As I get older, I don't think the world is becoming that funny. Comedy is changing a bit. — Bobby Lee

The world is a gawking four-year-old. — Adrian Barnes

It's funny to me how a man can do all the dirt in the world and the only way they know how to fix it is with sex. — Demettrea

The world is your lobster! — Arthur Daley

Geologists claim that although the world is running out of oil, there is still a 200-hundred-year supply of brake fluid. — George Carlin

It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time. — Olivia Munn

Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested. — Jerry Seinfeld

It is funny that some of must not only get our bearings but must also know all the details of the world before we venture out into it. — Jack Henry Abbott

This isn't a Christmas special! This is my life. In the real world, miracles and goodness just don't happen. — Richelle Mead

Barbara Ehrenreich is smart, provocative, funny, and sane in a world that needs more of all four. — Diane Sawyer

The world is in trouble because of a few funny sympathetic philosophers — M.F. Moonzajer

When boys get mad its not so bad
When girls get mad world WW3 is about to start! — P.C. Cast

The world is meaningless and therefore it's funny. — Jimenez Lai

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. — Jean Baudrillard

I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody. — Ben Stiller

Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition. — Courtney Giardina

That is simply the most beautiful publishing office in the world, with that cranky old building in that wonderful park. — Jim Harrison

I am only able to be honest. And sometimes my view of the world is pretty dark. But still funny. — Rachel Zucker

Funny how you can think that the world is ending but still believe things will work out. We always think there's going to be a happy ending somewhere. — Lorna Jane Cook

World domination is just my side gig. — Tanjlisa Marie

Big Poppa Pump is your hook up, and the next heavyweight championship of the world! — Scott Steiner

The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV. — Sam Levenson

My target audience is anyone who finds the world interesting and human behavior fascinating, terrible, inspiring, funny, and occasionally, mysterious. — Amy Bloom

You have to really believe not only in yourself; you have to believe that the world is actually worth your sacrifices. — Zaha Hadid

The only thing you got in this world is what you can sell. And the funny thing is that you're a salesman, and you don't know that. — Arthur Miller

Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great. — Werley Nortreus

The world now lacks a " Sir Pom-pom", with all his funny ways! I wonder where he is now? Or is he anywhere at all? Can someone be nowhere? — Jack Vance

Whenever you feel like feeling like a devil's advocate, Bible-thump. That, in a worldly world, is the great irony and satire of evangelism. — Criss Jami

Rats have a sense of humor. Rats, in fact think the world is very funny. And they are right, dear reader. They are right. — Kate DiCamillo

British politics, as the world knows, is a joke. Yet it's rarely funny. — Morrissey

YouTube is such a funny little world. You can create a fanbase. — Lindsey Stirling

Without friends the world is but a wilderness. — Francis Bacon

I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world. — Marc Maron

British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps. — Peter Ustinov

Funny how the last thing we want the world to see is almost the first thing to show. — Courtney Summers

The best time to go to Disney World, if you want to avoid huge crowds, is 1962. — Dave Barry