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There are few things related with us, which are funny for the world but we are proud of them.
— Lovely Goyal
What? Why are you making the glee nose? The death of my world is funny? The final vengeance of my people? I will kill you.
— Jackson Lanzing
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
— Brendan Behan
Mary Decker Slaney, the world greatest front runner, I shouldn't be surprised to see her at the front
— Ron Pickering
The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny.
— Tennessee Williams
Crime writers, I've noticed, can be jumpy. They live in a world where there are murderers on the loose and they haven't been caught yet!
— Sara Sheridan
So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!
— Russell Conwell
I find it kind of funny. I find it kind of sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
— Tears For Fears
Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window.
— David Letterman
And here comes Mika Hakkinen, double world champion twice over.
— Murray Walker
What a lot of funny people it does take to make a world.
— Agatha Christie
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
— Jean Baudrillard
The world is meaningless and therefore it's funny.
— Jimenez Lai
I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody.
— Ben Stiller
Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps.
— Peter Ustinov
It's arguably the best newspaper in the world.
— Steve Coogan
I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world's best ventriloquist.
— Michael Summers
The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.
— Josh Billings
Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no leaves.
— Jimmy Fallon
I see that even as the world plunges into darkness and peril, you two stand around discussing your love lives. Teenagers.
— Cassandra Clare
It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic.
— Iliza Shlesinger
while there's a lot that I don't know about the world, I do know that kids have a funny way of helping you keep things in perspective.
— Nicholas Sparks
A man who views the world the same ...
— Muhammad Ali
Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition.
— Courtney Giardina
You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!
— James Dashner
That is simply the most beautiful publishing office in the world, with that cranky old building in that wonderful park.
— Jim Harrison
I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.
— Moon Unit Zappa
I love the world, just, you know ... not the people in it.
— Hannah Vandegrift
Poems for children help them celebrate the joy and wonder of their world. Humorous poems tickle the funny bone of their imaginations.
— Charles Ghigna
It's a funny place, this world. Hate has rights. Love has none.
— Torey L. Hayden
I am only able to be honest. And sometimes my view of the world is pretty dark. But still funny.
— Rachel Zucker
Funny how you can think that the world is ending but still believe things will work out. We always think there's going to be a happy ending somewhere.
— Lorna Jane Cook
World domination is just my side gig.
— Tanjlisa Marie
I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.
— Franklin D. Roosevelt