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There are few things related with us, which are funny for the world but we are proud of them. — Lovely Goyal

What? Why are you making the glee nose? The death of my world is funny? The final vengeance of my people? I will kill you. — Jackson Lanzing

Pound notes are the best religion in the world. — Brendan Behan

Mary Decker Slaney, the world greatest front runner, I shouldn't be surprised to see her at the front — Ron Pickering

Sometimes I go into my own little world. It's okay, they know me there. — Joel Hodgson

The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny. — Tennessee Williams

When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who have gone on to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life. — Mark Twain

Crime writers, I've noticed, can be jumpy. They live in a world where there are murderers on the loose and they haven't been caught yet! — Sara Sheridan

So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected! — Russell Conwell

I find it kind of funny. I find it kind of sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had. — Tears For Fears

Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window. — David Letterman

Its funny how we can go from good friends for months to strangers for years and best friends for hours. Plastic world, realistic people. — Lik Hock Yap

Big Poppa Pump is your hook up, and the next heavyweight championship of the world! — Scott Steiner

The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV. — Sam Levenson

My target audience is anyone who finds the world interesting and human behavior fascinating, terrible, inspiring, funny, and occasionally, mysterious. — Amy Bloom

And here comes Mika Hakkinen, double world champion twice over. — Murray Walker

It was funny how normal things seemed to go on even when everything was so messed up. People could still fall in love, even at the end of the world. — Shelly Crane

What a lot of funny people it does take to make a world. — Agatha Christie

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. — Jean Baudrillard

You have to really believe not only in yourself; you have to believe that the world is actually worth your sacrifices. — Zaha Hadid

The world is meaningless and therefore it's funny. — Jimenez Lai

I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody. — Ben Stiller

Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps. — Peter Ustinov

The best time to go to Disney World, if you want to avoid huge crowds, is 1962. — Dave Barry

It's arguably the best newspaper in the world. — Steve Coogan

They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that. — Kevin Keegan

I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world's best ventriloquist. — Michael Summers

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. — Josh Billings

Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no leaves. — Jimmy Fallon

I see that even as the world plunges into darkness and peril, you two stand around discussing your love lives. Teenagers. — Cassandra Clare

It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic. — Iliza Shlesinger

while there's a lot that I don't know about the world, I do know that kids have a funny way of helping you keep things in perspective. — Nicholas Sparks

A man who views the world the same ... — Muhammad Ali

I want to see this video," I say.
"Seriously?" asks Tattoo. "Want popcorn too? — Susan Ee

Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition. — Courtney Giardina

You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world! — James Dashner

That is simply the most beautiful publishing office in the world, with that cranky old building in that wonderful park. — Jim Harrison

I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad. — Moon Unit Zappa

I love the world, just, you know ... not the people in it. — Hannah Vandegrift

He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him. — Oscar Wilde

Poems for children help them celebrate the joy and wonder of their world. Humorous poems tickle the funny bone of their imaginations. — Charles Ghigna

It's a funny place, this world. Hate has rights. Love has none. — Torey L. Hayden

I am only able to be honest. And sometimes my view of the world is pretty dark. But still funny. — Rachel Zucker

Coe has smashed the world record, 1:44.92 seconds has never been run easier — Ron Pickering

Funny how you can think that the world is ending but still believe things will work out. We always think there's going to be a happy ending somewhere. — Lorna Jane Cook

World domination is just my side gig. — Tanjlisa Marie

I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues. — Franklin D. Roosevelt