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Workers Day Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I don't wear a watch because I want

I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. — Mitch Hedberg

Workers Day Funny Quotes By Michael Caine: You start pretending to have fun, you might

You start pretending to have fun, you might have a little by accident. — Michael Caine

Workers Day Funny Quotes By Maimonides: No disease that can be treated by diet

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means. — Maimonides

Workers Day Funny Quotes By Mike Myers: Europe to me is young people trying to

Europe to me is young people trying to appear middle-aged and middle-aged people trying to appear young. — Mike Myers

Workers Day Funny Quotes By Sidney Knight: Physical pain was easy. It would always pass

Physical pain was easy. It would always pass in the end. All it needed was time - a ticking clock. — Sidney Knight

Workers Day Funny Quotes By Dave Barry: Never try to put all the chemicals in

Never try to put all the chemicals in the entire world in your body at the same time. — Dave Barry

Workers Day Funny Quotes By David D. Burns: There is no standard 'therapeutic process,' since there

There is no standard 'therapeutic process,' since there are so many different schools of therapy. — David D. Burns

Workers Day Funny Quotes By D.S. Luca: Happiness does not dwell in some past event

Happiness does not dwell in some past event or future experience. It is an emotion that can only be focused upon and enjoyed in the present moment. — D.S. Luca

Workers Day Funny Quotes By J.R.R. Tolkien: The burned hand teaches best. After that, advice

The burned hand teaches best. After that, advice about fire goes to the heart. — J.R.R. Tolkien

Workers Day Funny Quotes By George Takei: You know, when a man is raped you

You know, when a man is raped you never hear about what he was wearing. — George Takei

Workers Day Funny Quotes By Donna Tartt: Worrying, Potter! Don't stand there and look so

Worrying, Potter! Don't stand there and look so unhappy! If we lose, we win, and if we win, we win! Everything is good! — Donna Tartt

Workers Day Funny Quotes By Richard J. Foster: Prayer is the human response to the perpetual

Prayer is the human response to the perpetual outpouring of love by which God lays siege to every soul. — Richard J. Foster

Workers Day Funny Quotes By Charles Inglis: A Failure in this Duty did once involve

A Failure in this Duty did once involve our Nation in all the Horrors of Rebellion and Civil War. — Charles Inglis

Workers Day Funny Quotes By Katie McGarry: I agree she could finance us, but the

I agree she could finance us, but the only thing I have left is my pride, and I'll eat shit before anyone rips that from me. — Katie McGarry