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I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.
— Jacques LeBlanc
I will call bullshit on that so many times that the word bullshit will lose all meaning. -Milo
— Cora Carmack
Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother.
— Katie McGarry
Child-- "I can't be patient, that's not a word, so don't even say it mommy."Mommy-- "What? — Mel Brown
- and you'll remember, when they ask you your religion, that you're a Cath'lic. Better say Roman Cath'lic, tho' I'm not fond of the word.
— Rudyard Kipling
The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say.
— Alfred Hitchcock
The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A Genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. — Joe Theismann
Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
— Robin Williams
Word of advice - never ask a terrorist the question 'What would you do for a Klondike bar?'.
— David C. Holley
Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.
— Alan Perlis
I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.
— Tracy Morgan
Good's a pretty funny word. Never seems to have the same meaning to any two people" -T. Walker
— Holly Schindler
You don't speak again, unless to use your safe word or yellow to indicate you're frightened.""I was at yellow the minute I walked in the door. — Cherise Sinclair
I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband's murder.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the English language, especially the spoken and written word
— Frank Bough
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
— Steven Wright
Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it's not comedy.
— Bruce McCulloch
Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that 'beagle' is a funny word.
— Charles M. Schulz
Isn't it funny how freedom is only another word for slavery?
— Lionel Suggs
It's funny how we feel so much but we don't say a word, we're screaming inside but we can't be heard.
— Wiz Khalifa
I bought a dictionary. First thing I did was, I looked up the word "dictionary", and it said "you're an asshole".
— Demetri Martin
Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for?" "No! Good God, no! — Jennifer L. Armentrout
She didn't care that people called her a bitch. 'It's just another word for feminist,' she told me with pride.
— Gayle Forman
I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it.
— Walter Matthau
She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
No such word as can't. No such word as babagoozle neither!
— Charlie Higson
You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore.
— Bruce McCulloch
The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties.
— George Saunders
The funny thing about mundies is how obsessed with magic they are for a bunch of people who don't even know what the word means.
— Cassandra Clare
Not one word," Kel warned. "Tobe and I have reached an understanding." Neal's lips twitched. "Why do I feel you did most of the understanding. — Tamora Pierce
Jenna, standing in the doorway with her mouth and hand full of shelled pistachios, says, 'Real' is a dirty word in this place'.
— Lauren DeStefano
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
— Steven Wright
God' is a funny word, it implies omnipotence and omniscience. Let me assure, I am neither.
— Brian McClellan
Inconceivable!""You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. — William Goldman
If I could bronze my love, it'd be worthy of a silver medal.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
— Steven Wright
I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
The funny thing about the word "delusion" is that it means just that - delusion. When you have it, you don't know it, and that can be a problem.
— Christopher Zzenn Loren
I don't know all the certain words to word it.
— Vanilla Ice
Be careful, though.""Aren't I always?"
"No, I think the word for how you usually are is 'reckless. — Veronica Roth
Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny.
— Michael O'Donoghue