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Woke up last night half past four, fifty women knocking on my door. — Carl Perkins

One winter morning Peter woke up and looked out the window. Snow had fallen during the night. It covered everything as far as he could see. — Ezra Jack Keats

I can't count the number of times I've been sound asleep, woke up, and I was doing my hair. — Bill Engvall

I'd like to marry a lady who had trances, and only woke up once or twice a year — E. Nesbit

Holder: "I thought Mormon's weren't allowed to have caffeine?"
Breckin: "I decided to break that rule the morning I woke up gay. — Colleen Hoover

If we knew when we woke up that it would be the last day of our lives, we would transform every little act of our daily humdrum into small farewells. — Alexandre A. Loch

If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah's money he'd jump out the window. — Chris Rock

I just sat all night looking at him, saying, 'Wow, it's incredible.' When Yoko woke up, I told her, 'He's fine,' and we cried. — John Lennon

In my dreams, I heard your mellifluous voice. It slowly woke me up from a deep sleep so that I could enjoy the magnificence of life. — Debasish Mridha

On the whole I woke up in the morning and was happy to be alive. — Art Buchwald

Spend each day trying to be a little wiser than you were when you woke up. — Charlie Munger

All around us, birds woke up the sky. — Lauren Wolk

I had nightmares I thought were really horrible until I woke up and remembered what reality was at the moment. — Iain M. Banks

I'd expected to wake up to a pitch-black night ... Instead I woke up to her. — Bella Forrest

Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda ... and woke up with me. — Rita Hayworth

He woke up blinking with a slight pain in his head and opened his eyes upon a world boiling in chaos in which everything was in proper order. — Joseph Heller

It was impossible to sleep. Anxiety stopped me from falling asleep; depression woke me up. — David Walliams

The sounds lulled Janie to soft slumber and she woke up with Tea Cake combing her hair — Zora Neale Hurston

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg fell asleep during Obama's speech. She woke up with the other justices drawing a gavel on her face. — Conan O'Brien

The sun woke me up the next morning. I sat up and groaned. My clothes were full of sand. — Hunter S. Thompson

It was about time she woke up to reality and realized that there was more to being a vampire than just feeding from blood. — Elaine White

that she woke up when she did." Jessie closed her eyes, but Denneck did — Natalie Reid

Did not quite believe it himself, when he woke up thinking surely this was some mad dream. — George R R Martin

But Schaffa is a grown-up, and grown-ups need their sleep; that's what her father always said whenever she or Chaga did something that woke him up. — N.K. Jemisin

We woke up one day, and Pakistan had nuclear weapons. — Rand Paul

So why are we having to fight in 2012 against politicians who want to end access to birth control? It's like we woke up in a bad episode of 'Mad Men.' — Cecile Richards

I woke up to singing and found myself singing too — Don Piper

Gideon woke up ready to conquer the world, and he liked to start that domination with me.
How lucky was I? — Sylvia Day

I never knew of a Morning in Africa when I woke up and was not happy. — Ernest Hemingway,

One day I woke up and said, 'I'm going to start a revolution.' ...and I did. — Michael Johns

The worst nightmare I ever had about Vietnam was that I had to go back. I woke up in a sweat, in total terror. — Oliver Stone

Woke up this morning afraid I was gonna live. — Elizabeth Wurtzel

I woke up this morning as one person, and now I'm supposed to be someone else entirely. — Victoria Aveyard

I had a dream about you the other day. I woke up and realized it was just a dream. — Rodney Jenkins

I woke up one day and realized I was a closet hetero — David Bowie

She almost never said his name. Because it made the dreams too real. Because it made the loneliness too tangible when she woke up. — Dianna Hardy

[The pioneers] woke up each morning with clearly defined purposes and goals that everyone understood: to serve God. — Dieter F. Uchtdorf

had nightmares I thought were really horrible until I woke up and remembered what reality was like at the moment, — Iain M. Banks

I was in some one else's house, so I woke up early - at eight - with that crazy sleeping-at-someone-else's-house energy. — Ned Vizzini

I woke up with an unfamiliar taste in my mouth, part sweet part sour, it took me days to realize this was simply hope. — Jodi Picoult

What if you woke up this morning and had only the things you thanked God for yesterday? — Max Lucado

I woke up early this mornin' with a new state of mind/ A creative way to rhyme without usin' knives and guns — Kanye West

I woke up one day to the fact that the earth's surface was made for living plants, not industrial plants, — Malcolm Wells

Sorrow compressed my heart, and I felt I would die, and then ... Well, then I woke up. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone. — Tommy Cooper

I woke up today knowing everything about everything. — Nicole Richie

I woke up this morning, and I still don't believe I won the Daytona 500. — Dale Earnhardt

I had everything that I needed, but every morning when I woke up, it just seemed easier to stay in bed and daydream rather than to live my dream. — Hannah Hart

She didn't mean to be unkind, why she even woke me up to say good-bye. — Jerry Lee Lewis

If you woke up that's a reason to celebrate. — Mod Sun

She just didn't think it decent to live in a place where there were no coffee shops to have breakfast in when she woke up, — Neal Stephenson

Like when people say they slept like a baby. Do they mean they slept well? Or do they mean they woke up every ten minutes, screaming? — Lee Child

I'm like a man who's been half-asleep all his life, trying to find out what he was like before he woke up. — Daniel Keyes

We woke up today happy that it was Friday, but didn't know why. Every day is Friday for us. But we're still happy it's Friday. We — Matt Smith

I woke up at four thirty the next morning - also known as five minutes past ungodly - and — Darynda Jones

We just were a band one day. We woke up and in the morning we were a band. — The Rev

His heart woke him up to remind him that in life there was never a limitless number of nights. The — Ann Patchett

I want a tattoo of the first morning we woke up together. I want the memory to hurt. — Clementine Von Radics

[On going into politics:] My husband went to bed with Debbie Reynolds and he woke up with Eleanor Roosevelt. — Barbara Boxer

I woke up and one of us was crying. — Elvis Costello

You really did want the sleeping dogs to keep napping, because once they woke up they tried to tear your throat out. — Laurell K. Hamilton

And every moment in the world drops dead just then, because they woke up and realized they'd never be as important as this one. — Tahereh Mafi

Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying. — Sherman Alexie

When I first saw Emma Stone, it was like I woke up. — Andrew Garfield

What man didn't enjoy a beautiful woman curled up in his lap, even if she did treat him like a scratching post every time she woke up? — Paige Tyler

I woke up many mornings not knowing what I'd done the night before. I'm amazed I'm not dead. — Ashton Kutcher

I woke up, a bag of bones. Literally. They had gathered up my bones and put them in a bag and thrown the bag into a river. — Derek Landy

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' — Steven Wright

Happily Ever After starts every time you woke up. — T.A

Gabriel woke him up at the crack of dawn with a cup of water to the face and a kick in the ribs. — Brigid Kemmerer

I had heard the wind from the mountains calling me last night, telling me it was my time to go, and I woke up, knowing what to do. — V.C. Andrews

Besides, if a guy couldn't accept the way a woman looked when she woke up, he wasn't worth waking up next to. Not — J.A. Konrath

If I woke up and didn't have Tourette's syndrome, it would feel weird - not better or worse, just different. — Tim Howard

I woke up this morning as I do every morning, with an attitude of gratitude. — Tony Williams

You're staring at my ass."
"Yes, I am." It's what he did in the mornings, when she woke up and spent the first hour lying around in bed. — Tara Janzen

How would I feel, he thought, If I woke up and she was making love to me? Why I believe that I would be pleasantly surprised. — Christopher Moore

If nothing hurts, that means I woke up dead, — Isabel Allende

Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand. Who's wine, what wine, where the hell did I dine? — Peter Frampton

I woke up, smiling to myself at this dream with its allegorical aspects but with no real meaning. — Jean De Berg

Oooo, My Picky woke up on the wrong side of the bed. (Sunshine) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

It was like I woke up when he was born. It was like he had nothing to do with that night. — Liane Moriarty

Reagan was sitting at Cath's desk when Cath woke up. "Are you awake?" "Have you been watching me sleep?" "Yes, Bella. Are you awake? — Rainbow Rowell

Dreaming. But I know it's real." "When I woke up this morning — Marian Keyes

It was a tiny sound but it woke me up because it was a human sound. — Miranda July

I woke up this morning wanting you inside me. I then looked into my heart and found you already were. — Amanda Mosher

I was so happy every morning when I woke up that I was pissing smiley faces. — Nikki Sixx

Woke me up," she whispers. "I'm sure it did." I'm fascinated. "What were you dreaming about?" "You," she says in a small voice. — E.L. James

What if, when you woke up in the morning, ALL you had LEFT was what you had thanked God for the night before? — Jill Conner Browne

When I was a kid, you ate, and you drank, and you passed out and nobody woke you up and said, 'Let's go shopping. — Lewis Black

The next day I woke up in a sullen simmer, as if sleep had catalyzed my depression into a general state of pissed-offedness. — Lisa Kleypas

What if you woke up tomorrow with only the things you took time to thank God for today? — Ruth Logan Herne

The hemulen woke up slowly and recognised himself and wished he had been someone he didn't know. — Tove Jansson

I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not — Robert A. Heinlein

I slept like a baby. Every two hours, I woke up and cried. — Tom McVie

Allan woke up and wondered whether it wouldn't soon be time to go to bed. — Jonas Jonasson

9/11 woke us up, a nuclear 9/11 could shut us down. — Howard Bloom

I woke up completely entangled with Ranger. — Janet Evanovich

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. — Rodney Dangerfield

She would hurt and be unhappy when she woke up, but she would live. That's all that mattered. That's everything that mattered. — Thea Harrison

Nothing good ever happened when you woke up in a room with a drain. — Rachel Aaron