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Women who are not living ought to spend all their time cracking jokes. In a rotten society women grow witty; making a heaven while they wait.
— Dorothy Richardson
Competence doesn't seem like a big deal until you are forced to realize that your own government has none.
— Bruce Sterling
If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.
— Groucho Marx
Sometimes you my graciously permit all the most beautiful ladies in the land to wait in line to kiss your hands and fall in love with you.
— Susanna Clarke
Most women defend themselves. It is the female of the species-it is the tigress and lioness in you which tends to defend when attacked.
— Margaret Thatcher
Politics is the only field of human endeavor where the more experience you have, the worse you get.
— Kinky Friedman
The sun is a joke. Oranges can't titillate their jaded palates. Nothing can ever be violent enough to make taut their slack minds and bodies.
— Nathanael West
I'm somebody who plays the piano ... sometimes.
— Harold Budd
You'll Never Walk Alone
— Gerry Marsden
Afflictions clarify the soul;
And like hard masters, give more hard directions,
Tutoring the non-age of uncurbed affections. — Francis Quarles
And like hard masters, give more hard directions,
Tutoring the non-age of uncurbed affections. — Francis Quarles
Women will forgive anything. Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.
— Robert A. Heinlein
Nay, droop not, fellows; innocence should be bold.
— Philip Massinger
The history of most women is hidden either by silence, or by flourishes and ornaments that amount to silence.
— Virginia Woolf
Women, somehow, have the same fear of witty men as of fireworks.
— Douglas William Jerrold
Until the day arrives when all women decide that our rights are not negotiable, our future choices will not be secure.
— Faye Wattleton
A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.
— George Meredith
Men weigh love with hands.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Was so incomprehensible he would say such things I thought there was a good possibility that Satan had ordered a fur coat.
— Kristen Ashley
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova