Witticism Quotes
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Witticism Quotes & Sayings
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But what am I? An infant crying in the night: An infant crying for the light: And with no language but a cry.
— Alfred Lord Tennyson
Somebody cracks a joke, a whole row laughs, one witticism sets off another, and, like matches, they flare up and burn down.
— Joseph Roth
Fairness is a wonderful attribute, Major Anderson. It has nothing to do with war.
— Orson Scott Card
Of all failures, to fail in a witticism is the worst, and the mishap is the more calamitous in a drawn-out and detailed one
— Walter Savage Landor
People talk vaguely about the innocence of a little child, but they take mighty good care not to let it out of their sight for twenty minutes.
— Hector Hugh Munro
Business owners can go on vacation forever because they own a system, not a job. If the B is on vacation, the money still comes in.
— Robert T. Kiyosaki
I mean, bullies are all alike, really. That's why I beat them up. -- Ruby Clyde Henderson
— Corabel Shofner
Besides, every experience is of value, and whatever one may say against marriage, it is certainly an experience.
— Oscar Wilde
I like to stay at home and sit on my ass.
— Chelsea Handler
Engaging employees and connecting with
— Joel E. McPhee
A witticism in an airport security line is like a Swiss tap - turn it on, and you instantly find yourself in hot water.
— Shashi Tharoor
No exceptions to exceptions!
— Raheel Farooq
Stalactites and stalagmites.
— Priscilla Shirer
I have always thought of the moths and butterflies as a bonus to the flowers, as though Nature were admiring her own work.
— Roger Deakin
One should have wit, but not wish to have it; otherwise there will be witticism, the Alexandrian style of wit.
— Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke.
— Ambrose Bierce
Sometimes a witticism has no truth behind it.
— Michael Leunig
A man often runs the risk of throwing away a witticism if he admits that it is his own.
— Jean De La Bruyere
If you write something wrong enough, I'll be glad to make up a new witticism just for you.
— Larry Wall
To sing is to pray twice.
— Saint Augustine
Every twinge of sensation, even of agony, was a negation of death.
— Robert E. Howard
Pell Grants are, and have been, critically important tools in making higher education a possibility for lower- and middle-income students.
— Christopher Dodd