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Mother could go for one year without food, but not one day without her lip sticks.
— Barbara Kingsolver
It was quite obvious that without severe behavior modification, this boy would grow up to be a serial killer.
— Chelsea Handler
The day shit is worth money, poor people will be born without an asshole
— Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Life - with or without softener- is hard
— Kate Papas
I think it would be hard to go the distance in this business without a sense of humor.
— Patricia Clarkson
A person without regrets is called a corpse.
— Lois Greiman
Humor works, and it's the best way to get attention without spending a lot of money.
— Jerry Della Femina
Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.
— Dorothy Parker
If you have wit, use it to please and not to hurt: you may shine like the sun in the temperate zones without scorching.
— Lord Chesterfield
This was truly advanced WASP: how to comfort a wronged wife and mother without acknowledging any misdeeds done or embarrassment caused by loved ones.
— Maggie Shipstead
A women can run, hide, play and have fun but she will shine far better when she just smiles without none.
— Santosh Kalwar
What? Who? You can't throw around pronouns like that without their antecedents if you want people to follow you.
— Kevin Hearne
Mr. Knightley seemed to be trying not to smile; and succeeded without difficulty, upon Mrs. Elton's beginning to talk to him.
— Jane Austen
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
— Friedrich Nietzsche
A man without a woman is like a pistol without a trigger; it is the woman who makes the man go off.
— Victor Hugo
No day should be without romance
— Dana Bennett
Hard to call it a party without sardines.
— Brandon Mull
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Humor [in a scene] is not jokes. It is that attitude toward being alive without which you would long ago have jumped off the 59th Street Bridge.
— Michael Shurtleff
We were so poor; the ultimate luxury in our house at the time was ashtrays without advertisements.
— Chic Murray
A man without a sweet tooth is not to be trusted.
— Kristen Painter
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.
— Oscar Wilde
Manners without sincerity, is called polite society
— Josh Stern
Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
— Adam Carolla
I couldn't have done 16 months of deployment without a sense of irony. N
— Patrick Hennessey
I can't do that," I said. "Who'll make sure Tobias gets back safely? He can hardly cross a road without endangering himself.
— Jennifer A. Nielsen
I'm going to find whoever is responsible for me sleeping out side with outside without pillows and kick them in the shins!-Enna
— Shannon Hale
Without humor, I cannot go on and I doubt many of my readers would go on either. Humor is so important. I am here to have fun here with my work.
— Gary Shteyngart
Woman" is not a derogative word. I am always a woman, but there are time when I choose to sit without holding my knees together.
— Sylvia Dickey Smith
In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.
— Alanis Morissette
A mind without a secret is with a question mark! A mind with so many secrets shall attract an exclamation one day!
— Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
The great improvement of the radio over the telephone is that it may be turned off without offending the speaker.
— Richard Armour
It's all about money, not freedom. You think you're free? Try going somewhere without money.
— Bill Hicks
Thank you adult mittens, for allowing me to give people the finger without them knowing it.
— Jimmy Fallon
A VIP area is nothing without not-so-important people.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Parenthood is a walk in the park...A park full of scorpions that you can't leave without jumping through fiery hoop on a pogo stick. — Brenda Lochinger
You are not in a fit state to come here, if you can't come here without spluttering like a bad pen.
— Charles Dickens
For me, it would be very difficult to express an opinion about our times without humor. I don't think you could do that.
— Camille Henrot
Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.
— Dylan Moran
Danger: Attitude subject to change without notice.
— Darynda Jones
The airport bookstore did not sell books, only bestsellers, which Sita Dulip cannot read without risking a severe systemic reaction.
— Ursula K. Le Guin
You are a perfect woman, a magical blend of beauty, intelligence, and spirit. Without you, my life is nothing.
— Lois Greiman
If you can love cats, you can love human beings, because you have to be able to love them without getting them at all.
— Chris Kelly
Without death Death is dead
— Silje Akselberg Iversen
History repeats itself but without a parity bit
— Nauman Khan
This is what my girlfriend would look like without skin.
— David Bischoff
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Comedy is a great tool. We [comics] are trying to find ways to use humor to enlighten people without preaching to them.
— Trevor Noah
One the advantages about this life is that you can hate someone without knowing him
— Alessandro Manzoni
Chorus of old men: How true the saying: 'Tis impossible to live with the baggages, impossible to live without 'em.
— Aristophanes
Famous people steal my quotes all of the time without knowing; none of it is ever very interesting though.
— Robert DeCoteau
I fared excellent on the zombie apocalypse assessment; however, I did not do so well on the surviving without your love questionnaire.
— Amanda Mosher
I thought maybe she was trying to be funny but then realized this was impossible to do without a sense of humor.
— Chelsea Handler
It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered.
— Aeschylus
My helicopter conversion was eye-opening, a case of learning '101 ways to kill yourself without trying'.
— Richard De Crespigny
I think if you have someone without a sense of humor, you're less likely to be together.
— Ed Sheeran
I do not believe in any religion, I will have nothing to do with immortality. We are miserable enough in this life without speculating upon another.
— George Gordon Byron
Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.
— Joss Whedon
Laughter is the only medicine, without side effects.
— Shannon L. Alder
With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.-Jack Nicholson — Jack Nicholson
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.
— Henry David Thoreau
You can't believe that AIDS is a curse from God against Gays without accepting that Lyme Disease is a curse from the same God against Deer Hunters ...
— T. Rafael Cimino
You can't make it to God without interacting with the devil.'The Adventures of Catrine and the Devil II — Stephan Attia
Darling, I would follow you through the blackest midnight - just not without my trousers!
— Seth Adam Smith
The way humor's usually used in horror, it's as a pressure-release valve; without it, the drama would escalate out of all control almost immediately.
— Stephen Graham Jones
Love is like skydiving without a parachute.
— Lois Greiman
Life without humor is not funny.
— Fishel Jacobs
I don't see the point in caffeine without coffee. Or coffee without caffeine, for that matter, I informed him.
— Robyn Schneider
Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
— Dave Chappelle
I've always had a way with the little people, making it a point to humor them without looking down my nose at their wasted empty lives.
— David Sedaris
But who wants to be foretold the weather? It is bad enough when it comes, without our having the misery of knowing about it beforehand.
— Jerome K. Jerome
Without the door let sorrow lie,And if for cold it hap to die,
We'll bury 't in a Christmas pie,
And evermore be merry. — George Wither
Some honest people think it is better to know the ways of the devil without being evil.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Professors of literature collect books the way a ship collects barnacles, without seeming effort.
— Carolyn G. Heilbrun
I can't imagine a life without humor. Especially if you have an existential understanding of life, you must acknowledge the absurdity of it all.
— David Cronenberg
The universe was bad enough without people poking it.
— Terry Pratchett
In a perfectworld I would be taller, you would be alive,
and chickens could cross the road without
being the subject of a joke. — Suzanne Wrightt
Perhaps fate has a way of turning things around and making something good out of the action of someone who failed humanity without meaning to.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
A woman without a past is like a fruitcake without brandy - insipid!
— Nancy Atherton
I stick to Raffe as close as I can manage without having to explain why I'm hugging his back.
— Susan Ee
I would say I couldn't be in a relationship without equality, generosity, integrity, spirit, kindness and humor. And awesomeness!
— Jennifer Aniston
Reyna looked at Percy without much hope. "You do have a plan?"Percy wanted to step forward bravely and say, No, I don't! — Rick Riordan
Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
— William E. Rothschild
