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There are seasons when faith shows itself in taking; there are seasons when it is witnessed in refusing. — George H Morrison

Her restlessness disappeared and in its place stood the best diversion possible - a smoking-hot bad boy. — Terri L. Austin

The English have a miraculous power of turning wine into water. — Oscar Wilde

I enjoy cooking with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food I'm cooking. — Julia Child

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait". — Mitch Hedberg

I went to rehab for alcoholism in wine country, just to keep my options open. — Robin Williams

I have been impressed with the urgency of doing. Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Being willing is not enough; we must do. — Leonardo Da Vinci

The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, by virtue or by vice, by friend or by fiend, by prayer or by wine. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international and ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war. — R. Buckminster Fuller

You have to know what you want to ever be able to have it. — Jewel

Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Even though it has been nearly 2,000 years since Christ's first coming, His second coming is certain. — David Jeremiah

Love is like wine, drink it as you rhyme. — Santosh Kalwar

Cooking without wine is like sex alone. You may get the job done, but you don't really care once it's over. — Andrew Grey

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussel sprouts never do. — P. J. O'Rourke

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. — Rose Kennedy

I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar. — Rodney Dangerfield

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it. — Gene Perret

The specific excellence of verbal expression in poetry is to be clear without being low. — Aristotle.

The search for religion is the starting point of thought. — Xu Zhimo

I'd love to do drama if it was interesting. — Sarah Silverman

It's not really wine," he said. "It's Diet Coke. And if anyone ever serves you brown wine with a foamy head, send it back. — Jennifer Echols

When it came to writing about wine, I did what almost everybody does - faked it — Art Buchwald

The word "dis-aster," in fact, means "bad star." — Kenneth Franklin

Even as a cow she was lovely. — Ovid

When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing ... — Hiroko Sakai

Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something. — Sarah Silverman

There's no greater show on earth than observing human nature — Benny Bellamacina

I used to drink wine. This girl asked me, "Doesn't wine give you a headache?" "Yeah, eventually, but the first and the middle part are amazing!" — Mitch Hedberg

Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to be cannibals, and you, the unsuspecting entree. — Lois Greiman

I feast on wine and bread, and feasts they are. — Michelangelo

Shaga: How would you like to die, little man?
Tyrion: In my bed, at the age of eighty with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock. — George R R Martin

You give the money where you want it. — T. Boone Pickens

I beg your pardon; I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man. — Santosh Kalwar

My spiritual life is found inside the heart of the wild. — Terry Tempest Williams

Ah yes, a great victory, this 'sport'. I am sure El Toro appreciates the applause

Jumping in the Puddles of Life — Loretta Livingstone

The Lord turned water into wine. All I'm suggesting is a trip to the grocery store. — Jodi Picoult