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Windshield's Quotes & Sayings

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Make a sound and I will blow your brains out all over the windshield. — Jack Bauer

That's about as effective as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass. — Denise Tompkins

I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again. — David Koechner

Through that windshield I saw a city that didn't know it was hungry and a reflection of a guy who was FREE. — Roy Choi

And presently I was driving through the drizzle of the dying day, with the windshield wipers in full action but unable to cope with my tears. — Vladimir Nabokov

Lying on his back, Jess kicked furiously at the windshield. Damn. It. Break. Already. You. Sorry. Son. Of. A. Biscuit. Eating. Cat. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

You need to be prepared to move."
"Why?" I sat up and looked out the windshield, straight into a raging sandstorm. "Oh ... — Rick Riordan

Evans was punching the shattered windshield out and thinking he was some helluva hero. — Mark Henwick

The family behind us wants to leave." He twists to peer through the back windshield. "They already have two kids. Let's follow them home." "Let's not. — Elle Kennedy

Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield. — Steven Tyler

Morning light through his windshield was pale and tired; the city had the desultory, cluttered look of a living room after a drunken party; Martin — Richard North Patterson

If you wanna dance, a windshield wiper'll do it-all you need is a beat. — Artie Shaw

Accept that some days you're the bug, and some days you're going to be the windshield. — Jill Shalvis

I just bought a Lambourghini, I'm not even into racing with a windshield full of tickets cause I live right by the station. — Drake

The Jeep windshield was doing its damnedest to stay clear, but the amount of water flowing over it threatened to overwhelm the ionizer. — Julian May

I was wiser at 30 than I am now. My judgment was better at 12. If you look out the windshield of a Hyundai or a Bentley, you see the same road. — Bill Withers

Sure. Through the windshield, Dan could see the Cowboy Boot patrons come and go, probably not talking of Michelangelo. — Stephen King

A relationship is like a road trip: You get bugs splattered on the windshield. By the time you see them, it's too late, but you still keep going. — T. Geronimo Johnson

He had all the self-preservation instincts of a bug near a shiny windshield. — Karen Chance

I got my windshield replaced for no apparent reason. So now I have a new windshield that looks exactly like my old one, only cleaner. — Jarod Kintz

I would like to have windshield wipers that do the whole windshield, please. — Demetri Martin

Don't let the bugs on the windshield rob you of seeing the horizon. — Paul Orberson

It's like Tiger Woods' wife, we should take a nine iron to the back windshield of big government spending and smash it out. — Tim Pawlenty

And then suddenly Danny's arms were around me, and his lips were on mine, and the crazy windshield wipers commenced singing our names together. — Irene Hunt

I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses. — Erma Bombeck

Sometimes you're the windshield. Sometimes your the bug. — Mark Knopfler

In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield. — Warren Buffett

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. — Anonymous

Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror. — Byrd Baggett

March on. Don't look in the rearview, just the windshield. — Josh Bowman

It began to drizzle rain and he turned on the windshield wipers; they made a great clatter like two idiots clapping in church. — Flannery O'Connor

Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going. — Auliq Ice

That was Dad's life, and I was the birdshit on his windshield. — Richard Bachman

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. — John Lithgow

some days you're the windshield...sometimes you're the bug... — Ron Stelle

He was so damn hard, he could chip the ice from his truck's windshield with his rigid pecker. — Vonnie Davis

Always focus on the front windshield and not the review mirror. — Colin Powell