Windshield Quotes
Collection of top 37 famous quotes about Windshield
Windshield Quotes & Sayings
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That's about as effective as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.
— Denise Tompkins
I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
— David Koechner
And presently I was driving through the drizzle of the dying day, with the windshield wipers in full action but unable to cope with my tears.
— Vladimir Nabokov
Lying on his back, Jess kicked furiously at the windshield. Damn. It. Break. Already. You. Sorry. Son. Of. A. Biscuit. Eating. Cat.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
You need to be prepared to move.""Why?" I sat up and looked out the windshield, straight into a raging sandstorm. "Oh ... — Rick Riordan
Evans was punching the shattered windshield out and thinking he was some helluva hero.
— Mark Henwick
Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.
— Steven Tyler
Morning light through his windshield was pale and tired; the city had the desultory, cluttered look of a living room after a drunken party; Martin
— Richard North Patterson
Accept that some days you're the bug, and some days you're going to be the windshield.
— Jill Shalvis
Sure. Through the windshield, Dan could see the Cowboy Boot patrons come and go, probably not talking of Michelangelo.
— Stephen King
A relationship is like a road trip: You get bugs splattered on the windshield. By the time you see them, it's too late, but you still keep going.
— T. Geronimo Johnson
It's like Tiger Woods' wife, we should take a nine iron to the back windshield of big government spending and smash it out.
— Tim Pawlenty
I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses.
— Erma Bombeck
Sometimes you're the windshield. Sometimes your the bug.
— Mark Knopfler
It began to drizzle rain and he turned on the windshield wipers; they made a great clatter like two idiots clapping in church.
— Flannery O'Connor
Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going.
— Auliq Ice
That was Dad's life, and I was the birdshit on his windshield.
— Richard Bachman
Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.
— John Lithgow
