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President Bush says we've turned the corner in Iraq. What is that, about 16 corners we've turned? I think they call that running in circles. — Will Durst

The reason the Democrats are so intent on passing a stem-cell bill is they're depending on the research to grow themselves a spine. — Will Durst

We've a saying that you should always expect pleasant surprises. The unpleasant surprises will come anyway. — Petra Durst-Benning

In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant. — Will Durst

In order to do great things, you have to take on challenges in your life. Im doing nothing but taking on different challenges. — Tracy McGrady

Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars. — Will Durst

It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point. — Will Durst

In this case, instead of thinking "I want success," think "I have success." — Neale Donald Walsch

Oh that's very English, that's probably why. They just go 'LOL' in America. — Kelly Osbourne

The search for truth begins in your heart. — Rickson Gracie

When people talk about how in America, anybody can grow up to be President, I'm not sure George Bush is exactly what they had in mind. — Will Durst

I think they'd rather us follow our hearts and I hope that's what some people will understand. — Fred Durst

The problem is, we have yet to convince the Taliban they are fellow passengers on spaceship Earth. — Will Durst

Mount Calvary is the academy of love. — Saint Francis De Sales

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. — Will Durst

Jonathan Franzen seems like the grumpiest guy, and he doesn't seem to like much of anything, so I really don't care what he has to say. — Kaui Hart Hemmings

And I'm up while the dawn is breaking, even though my heart is aching. I should be drinking a toast to absent friends instead of these comedians. — Elvis Costello

The world just changed, Gaz," Kaladin said, leaning in close. "I died down at that chasm. Now you've got my vengeful spirit to deal with. — Brandon Sanderson

Everybody says not enough people vote. Now, I don't know nothing, but after the midterms, pretty obvious to me, that too many people vote. — Will Durst

Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car. — Will Durst

In San Francisco, Halloween is redundant. — Will Durst

How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican. — Will Durst

That's brilliant."
"I thought so. But I'm glad you agree. It will make this journey much more pleasant if you are impressed with my brilliance. — Sarah Beth Durst

I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian. — Will Durst

You never know which Elle you're going to see day to day, because I wake up in different moods. — Elle King

It is my experience that the best way to deal with American politics is 50 milligrams of Zoloft 3 times a day. — Will Durst

Voters want a fraud they can believe in. — Will Durst

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is. — Will Durst

There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it. — Will Durst

My manly strength will not allow me to choose a less unyielding material," Matt said. "I have rocks for muscles. You fear my strength. — Sarah Beth Durst

Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale. — Will Durst