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Men will bear many things from a kept mistress, which they would not bear from a wife. — Samuel Richardson

My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does! — Henny Youngman

Wherever you find a wife and mother-in-law slugging it out, you'll find a son who's not speaking up to either his mother or his wife. — Harriet Lerner

She would but be repaid by my taking her to wife, and that I could not grant her, for love cometh of the heart and mot by constraint. — Rupert S. Holland

Communication is not a one-way street. — Jim George

The husband beats his wife," she responded. "The neighbors don't care, and even if they complained, the man would not change. — Felix Abt

Old wives' tales are not enough in a day when old wives and old men, too, are constantly moving away from their labours. — Vincent Massey

Is it not so that a son what is bad to his mother is bad to his wife? — Betty Smith

I made a horrendous mistake not apologizing to my wife — Ray Rice

Colin leaned forward. I really did not want to leave my wife. — Julia Quinn

Take my wife ... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance. — Les Dawson

Humor is falling downstairs if you do it in the act of telling your wife not to. — Fougasse

O men with sisters dear, O men with mothers and wives, It is not linen you 're wearing out, But human creatures' lives! — Thomas Hood

You're like my wife."
"Because I'm not sleeping with you either? — Richard Castle

I can't be a wife. I'm not that sort of person. Wives have to compromise all the time. — Sarah Brightman

He sighed heavily for effect.

"I don't think my wife would like me talking about her. Not with the trial around the corner. — R.L. Mathewson

I'm not the most emotionally attuned guy in the world. My wife says that me writing about emotion is like Gandhi writing about gluttony. — David Brooks

No situation is beyond God's control. Over my wife's desk are these words: Fear not the future; God is already there. — Billy Graham

Why do I want my wife to show off her panties when the wind blows? Horses show their behinds, and cows and mules, not humans — Muhammad Ali

Wife? Are you sure you're ready to not call retreat? Right now?
I'm butterflying positive. — Colleen Hoover

Being Manny Pacquiao's wife is not easy. It's fun for me and my guys but it's very difficult for her. — Manny Pacquiao

I wont let a wife lead me to the altar. [I will not have a wife that shall be my master.] — Martial

A good football coach needs a patient wife, a loyal dog and a great quarterback - but not necessarily in that order. — Bud Grant

Anne of Austria, wife of Louis XIII of France, had such an aversion to roses that she could not stand seeing one even in a painting. — Allen Lacy

My wife divorced me because she could not trust me anymore.
I never want a divorce because I love and care about our daughter. — Toba Beta

My wife says I'm much happier when I'm not a regular on a TV show. — Alan Dale

Like the locked room upstairs? Listen. I've read Jane Eyre. That better be a red room of pain up there, and not your ex-wife. — Kristan Higgins

There once was a man who was sore
'Cuz his wife wouldn't open the door.
Celibacy
is just not for me
Let me in, you cock-teasing whore. — Jake Wizner

As is so often the case, was not so much annoyed at the fact itself as at the way in which he had met his wife's words. — Leo Tolstoy

He would say things like, "But you are my wife!" when I didn't do something that he wanted me to do. His expectations were not realistic. — Brenda Perlin

The best of who you are is not from who you have in your life, rather who they helped you become because they loved you. — Shannon L. Alder

When a Roman was returning from a trip, he used to send someone ahead to let his wife know, so as not to surprise her in the act. — Michel De Montaigne

If only one tooth aches, rejoice that not all of them ache ... If your wife betrays you, be glad that she betrayed only you and not the nation. — Anton Chekhov

What's the good of not believing? Today it's your wife you don't believe; tomorrow it's God Himself you won't take stock in. — Isaac Bashevis Singer

I am not good wife material because I'm fiercely independent and like to go off and do my own thing. — Amanda Harlech

Would it not grieve a woman to be over-mastered by a piece of valiant dust? to make an account of her life to a clod of wayward marle? — William Shakespeare

Back from where? you're not going out again and leaving me here are you?? Holy Hercules I sound like somebody's wife — Ruth Downie

If O.J. had been accused of killing his black wife, you would not have seen the same passion stirred up. — Al Sharpton

Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them. - SUZANNE NECKER, WIFE OF JACQUES NECKER, MINISTER OF FINANCE — Michelle Moran

My wife's not only my best friend but she's damn hot, too. — Bob Brozman

Dorothea was not only his wife: she was a personification of that shallow world which surrounds the appreciated or desponding author. — George Eliot

Has he not got a wife back wherever he comes from? Is there no wife to say, 'You must not go off and visit library ladies'? — Alexander McCall Smith

Cuban-heeled stockings; not the sort of thing you could buy for another man's wife. — Ashley Warlick

A consumer is not a moron. She's your wife. Don't insult her intelligence, and don't shock her. — David Ogilvy

Husbands are always angry,
that's their nature.
And the nature of us women,
is not to pay a blind bit of notice. — M.C. Beaton

I am not my husband's wife, nor my child's mother...who, then, am I? — Rasana Atreya

My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice. — Michael Gurnow

A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home. — James Thurber

To conceal an action is deceit. Even the husband is not aware of the deceit [by wife]. Lying is also deceit. — Dada Bhagwan

The Muse but serv'd to ease some friend, not wife, / To help me through this long disease, my life. — Alexander Pope

A man who respects his wife, does not sleep with other women. And a woman who respects herself does not allow her husband to get away with it — Courtney Giardina

You can not pluck roses without fear of thorns, Nor enjoy a fair wife without danger of horns. — Benjamin Franklin

I have also fantasised myself to be his female slave, but this does not suffice, for after all every woman can be the slave of her husband. — Richard Von Krafft-Ebing

I urge the husbands and fathers of this church to be the kind of a man your wife would not want to be without. — James E. Faust

In the name of the Father
and his wife, the spirit
you said you did not
they said you did it. — Gavin Friday

A man does not buy his wife a fur coat to keep her warm, but to keep her pleasant. — Seymour Hicks

The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th. — Scott Adams

Marriage is the beginning of love for your spouse, not the result of it. — Shannon L. Alder

I wish I believed I'd see my parents again, see my wife again. But I know it's not going to happen. — Tony Randall

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom. — John Barrymore

The invisible carnage of the unf-ed wives and the children not being read to is just wafting out. — Bradley Whitford

I'm a huge fan of burgers, and they're not my wife's favorite, so we don't cook them at home. — Jose Garces

ever since he discovered that all his millions could not bring him back his wife, he has learned to despise money. — Stefan Zweig

Now my wife may think she's locked me out of the kitchen but MacGyver's not my patron saint for nothing. — Alton Brown

I'm pathologically incapable of making decisions. Just ask my wife how long it took me to propose - on second thought, best not to bring it up. — John Grogan

Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife. — Mark Watson

Sweet doctor, you shall be my bedfellow. When I'm not there, you can sleep with my wife. — William Shakespeare

I'm thinking, he said. To bed or not to bed his wife? That was the question. — Maya Rodale

Hubert Humphrey's wife is said to have advised him: Darling, for a speech to be immortal it need not be interminable. — Peggy Noonan

I have a fantastic wife, and not only in terms of external beauty. Her priority and mine is our children. That is our choice. — Luis Figo

Rosario is safe. You were supposed to outlive me. Elisa is ten times the ruler you were. I've stolen your wife. I'm not sorry.
I miss you. — Rae Carson

I have one main reader, Miriam Gomez, my wife. She reads everything I write - I have not finished writing something and she is already reading it. — Guillermo Cabrera Infante

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer. — Bob Monkhouse

Hee that hath a wife and children wants not businesse. — George Herbert

The wife was pretty, trifling, childish, weak; She could not think, but would not cease to speak. — George Crabbe

She is but half a wife that is not, nor is capable of being, a friend. — William Penn

I'm not much for setup ... punch line. I talk about my kids. I talk about my wife. — Al Madrigal

How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days? — Rafael Benitez

One danger of a man succeeding is that it teaches his wife and daughter not to worry about success. — Warren Farrell

Matched with an aged wife, I mete and dole
Unequal laws unto a savage race,
That hoard, and sleep, and feed, and know not me. — Alfred Tennyson

One of those Christmas songs says, "You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout." How's my wife going to get along? — Milton Berle

I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable. — Jeremy Clarkson

You're not kissing my wife tonight. — Serena Grey

Love or not, I wouldn't subject a wife to the road. It's punishment. — Billy Strayhorn

It was the duty of wives to submit to husbands, not of husbands to submit to wives ... men have stronger muscles than women. — Bertrand Russell

Not to sink under being man and wife,
But get some color and music out of life? — Robert Frost

There is trouble with a wife, but it's even worse with a woman who is not a wife. — Leo Tolstoy

But money, wife, is the true Fuller's Earth for reputations, there is not a spot or a stain but what it can take out. — John Gay

Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can't soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own. — Rutherford B. Hayes

Flounder, flounder, in the sea, Come, I pray thee, here to me; For my wife, good Ilsabil, Wills not as I'd have her will. — HarperPerennial Classics

The health of your future kids does not start with their birth - it starts with you, right now, well before you plan to impregnate your wife. — Pratik Patil

He that takes not up a pin, slights his wife. — George Herbert

And not only that, I also have the MacBook Air which is really cool. Even my wife is jealous of my MacBook Air. — Karl Rove

It's all right to have expectations in marriage. Just remember to keep them at the feet of Jesus, not at the feet of your spouse — Ngina Otiende

A friendship with a woman is not a sin. (It's) a friendship. A romantic relationship with a woman who is not your wife, that is a sin. — Pope Francis

Sharon Stone has the kind of face I'd leave my wife for. Since I'm not married, I'll have to leave someone else's wife. — Buck Henry

No man has ever yet discovered the way to give friendly advice to any woman, not even to his own wife. — Honore De Balzac

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Bluebeard, who said to Scottland Yard, How do I know how many wives I've killed? I'm not an accountant! Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

My wife is not my best sexual partner, but she's good with the housework. — Jean-Claude Van Damme