Wife Like You Quotes: top 45 famous quotes about Wife Like You

Wife Like You Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Wife Like You quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

If you want to make your wife joyful, treat her like Holy Spirit — Khuliso Mamathoni

Pray for anything you like, if it is for the good of us all.
-I pray for beer, for meat and for a new wife with hard hands. You can share the wife. — Ernest Hemingway,

You are like me, a free man. The sky is your wife. — Larry McMurtry

My wife gets asked all the time, 'Ugh, how can you be married to that guy?' She's like, 'Hey, he's not yelling and screaming at me!' — Steve Wilkos

I like you, Miss York, because you are wicked, and there can be no finer blessing for a man than a good and wicked wife. Wouldn't you agree? — Victoria Dahl

You're like my wife."
"Because I'm not sleeping with you either? — Richard Castle

What are you grinning about, wife?"
I shrugged, all nonchalant. "I like your truck."
"Good. Apparently, it's half yours. — Kresley Cole

Did you see Walker's father? 'My son loves America.' Yeah, like O.J. loved his wife. — Jay Leno

But the thing is, a wife is a wife and you can't ditch her like a worn shirt after a life. — Yiyun Li

Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do! — Godfrey

Wife credit is like a piece of fish. As soon as you get it, it starts to go bad. — King Of Queens

When you win you eat better, sleep better and your beer tastes better. And your wife looks like Gina Lollobrigida. — Johnny Pesky

An artist, if you'd really like to know who's fucking your wife. — Pella Grace

Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?" — Garry Shandling

Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband. — Jerry Lawler

Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'. — Marc Maron

JOE: You said my wife. And I want to know, is she -
PRIOR: TALK TO HER YOURSELF, BULLWINKLE! WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR? — Tony Kushner

To his ex-wife in court, he said I lost interest in you when the Botox lost its effect and you looked like a plastic doll that escaped from a fire. — Peter Jackson

In L.A., you work like hell because there is nothing else to do, unless you're cheating on your wife. — Howard Fast

Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you'll end up in the police station. — Fred Allen

Winning an argument with your wife is like winning the war with Iraq. Once you win, you're in even more trouble. — James Carville

The parts for women, you're either like the quietly suffering wife or the wild girl. — Lauren Graham

My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more. — Tom Arnold

Listen carefully. I'd crush you like a bug for causing my wife one single moment of pain. Believe it. Fear it. — J.D. Robb

I was just surprised when my wife told me we were having a baby. I was like, Wow, that's awesome. You're going to make a great single mom. — Brian Posehn

Like your job. Love your wife. — John Candy

Back from where? you're not going out again and leaving me here are you?? Holy Hercules I sound like somebody's wife — Ruth Downie

It's like when a guy gets a divorce from his wife. You part ways. That's what I did with The Beach Boys. — Brian Wilson

He would say things like, "But you are my wife!" when I didn't do something that he wanted me to do. His expectations were not realistic. — Brenda Perlin

You're asking somebody who has a wife and is really happily married, 'So, what's your next wife going to be like?' And I'm like, 'What?' — Travis Kalanick

C'mon, just a little kiss,' whispered Mister Murphy. 'The wife'll never hear it from me. You like workin' here, don't you Ruby? — Juliet James

You people sometimes are like those serial killers you see in films who cut out the words 'I am going to get you' or 'your wife is next'. — Gordon Strachan

A wife can give you strife. A wife can act like a knife, and a wife can help you have a good life. And the same goes for husbands. — Art Hochberg

I'd like to thank my wife, Anna. I love you more than rainbows, baby — Ryan Bingham

New York is a great place to be if you want to make an impact and be involved in charities or philanthropic organizations like my wife and I are. — Justin Tuck

Would you like to become my wife?"
"Imbecile! What a question. It's my greatest dream!!! — Marjane Satrapi

I've been married to my wife for 60 years but it feels just like yesterday, and you know what a bloody awful day yesterday was. — Frank Carson

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag. — Zig Ziglar

Bethink you of the blessedness. Every wife is like the Mother of God and has the hope of bearing a saviour of mankind. — John Buchan

You won't believe it, but for the first two years of our marriage I lived off my wife. Like every self-respecting man, I hated it. — Ram Kapoor

There's nothing like the first kiss once you've been pronounced husband and wife. It's such a wonderful moment! — Sara Ramirez

If you fuck like your eyes do, your wife must be one delighted lady. — Poppet

Arguing with your wife is like gambling in Vegas. You know how in Vegas the House always wins? Well, when you argue with your wife, she is the House. — Bob Marsocci

You know what a wifey means? It's like your other half. Like when you get married, like, that's your wife! — Rita Ora

Because of the security reasons for one thing and, second, my wife doesn't like to have her hair blown about. Have you got another silly question? — John Prescott