Wife Is Not Made Quotes
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The awkward moment in which I discover that both my wife and my sister have made out with the same guy.
— Rachel Morgan
The only thing that ever made me want to be a wife-beater is being called one. Your honor, can I have five minutes to make her not a liar, please?
— Christopher Titus
I made jokes about kissing Murphy Brown. But if that's what cost me my job, my wife will probably say, "Hey asshole, I told you so."
— Bebe Neuwirth
My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend ... If it weren't for her, I'd be happy.
— Stephan Pastis
I take her as God made her, and as men Must fail to unmake her, for my honoured wife.
— Elizabeth Barrett Browning
O MY WIFE-who made the writing of my previous book a pleasure and writing of the present one a necessity.
— Herbert C. Brown
I made an impulse buy of a house in Maine to make my wife happy and now have gone back into debt and it's all started over for me.
— John Hodgman
Soon we will have made man into god. Red into Gold. Even your wife would not recognize you." That is all I've ever feared.
— Pierce Brown
You realize how selfish you were to wish that your wife survived you. It was your selfishness that made you deny that your wife had a serious illness.
— Kyung-Sook Shin
He looked home-made, as though his wife had self-consciously knitted or somehow contrived a husband when she sat alone at night.
— Eudora Welty
The word and works of God is quite clear, that women were made either to be wives or prostitutes.
— Martin Luther
Chuse a horse made, and a wife to make.
— George Herbert
I am a wife-made man.
— Danny Kaye
My wife made me join a bridge club ... I jump off next Tuesday.
— Rodney Dangerfield
My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.
— Rodney Dangerfield
If that God for whom you blindly kill made us in his image, each bullet in my wife's body will have been a wound in his heart.
— Antoine Leiris
Man and wife were supposed to stay together because they'd made their vows in front of God and family.
— Nicholas Sparks
Marriage has made me a lot happier and I'm deeply in love with my wife, and I thank God for her every day.
— Harry Connick Jr.
though I said to Harry that I didn't know as what his wife wanted made much difference to John -
— Susan Glaspell
No married man's ever made up his mind until he's heard what his wife has got to say about it.
— W. Somerset Maugham
My wife forever has made fun of my Yanni CD that I had in college.
— Christopher Gorham