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Girls aren't supposed to see wieners, Aunt Dee. And Daddy's wiener was mad that Mommy saw. It was so mad, it was pointing at her! — Harper Sloan

We have modified our environment so radically that we must now modify ourselves to exist in this new environment. — Norbert Wiener

Progress imposes not only new possibilities for the future but new restrictions. — Norbert Wiener

The most fruitful areas for the growth of the sciences were those which had been neglected as a no-man's land between the various established fields. — Norbert Wiener

One of the chief duties of the mathematician in acting as an advisor ... is to discourage ... from expecting too much from mathematics. — Norbert Wiener

Am I really a good mathematician? — Norbert Wiener

Please try not to be such a wiener-head. — Dave Barry

I have said that the modern man, and especially the modern American, however much 'know-how' he may have, has very little 'know-what' — Norbert Wiener

Any use of a human being in which less is demanded of him and less is attributed to him than his full status is a degradation and a waste. — Norbert Wiener

The simple faith in progress is not a conviction belonging to strength, but one belonging to acquiescence and hence to weakness. — Norbert Wiener

Science is a way of life which can only flourish when men are free to have faith. — Norbert Wiener

I realise I'm behind on this but Rebekah Brooks was married to Ross Kemp of Gangs fame?! And she assaulted him? That explains so much. — Mandy Wiener

You can't be a winner if you're a whiner ... wiener. — Jeffrey Gitomer

There is nothing more awkward and more laughable than a naked dude with his wiener flopping. — Mark Hoppus

I'm going to put corn and hot sauce on your wiener, and then I'll hit you in the face with it. Hit you in the face with your corny wiener. — Tara Sivec

You'd be wise not to judge me based on one flaming wiener. — Tracy March

You've got to have, like, a lentil for a soul to hate wiener dogs. — Laini Taylor

The science of control and communication in the animal and the machine — Norbert Wiener

The automatic machine, whatever we thinkof any feelings it may or may not have, is the precise economic equivalent of the slave. — Norbert Wiener

Information is information; it is neither matter nor energy. — Norbert Wiener

Like skateboarders, writers live by rejection; like writers, any skater worth his salt must have the single-minded tenacity of a wiener dog. — Bret Anthony Johnston

There are two ways to deal with the cold - put on a fur coat to be warm, or light a fire so that others can be warm, too. — Alter Wiener

The simplest type of breakdown exhibits itself as an oscillation in a goal-seeking process which appears only when that process is actively invoked. — Norbert Wiener

Any useful logic must concern itself with Ideas with a fringe of vagueness and a Truth that is a matter of degree. — Norbert Wiener

Between wiener juice and lung blood, I'd say that chambray shirt was a goner. — Chuck Palahniuk

In all important respects, the man who has nothing but his physical power to sell has nothing to sell which it is worth anyone's money to buy — Norbert Wiener

Heroes like you always have a weak spot. We just have to find it, and then we can kill you. Won't that be lovely? Have a cheese 'n' Wiener! — Rick Riordan

To live effectively is to live with adequate information. — Norbert Wiener

For Wiener, entropy was a measure of disorder; for Shannon, of uncertainty. Fundamentally, as they were realizing, these were the same. — James Gleick

Information is information, not matter or energy. — Norbert Wiener

The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous. — Jessica Simpson

Oh my God. I kneed him in the wiener. And oh my frigging God, it was like stone. — Christine Bell

Communication engineering began with Gauss, Wheatstone, and the first telegraphers. — Norbert Wiener

A significant idea of organization cannot be obtained in a world in which everything is necessary and nothing is contingent — Norbert Wiener

The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat. — Norbert Wiener

She's aggressive and grabs my wiener, though, I may have to come up with another plan. — Craig Lancaster

Any labor which competes with slave labor must accept the economic conditions of slave labor. — Norbert Wiener

There are no answers, only cross references — Norbert Wiener

A professor is one who can speak on any subject - for precisely fifty minutes. — Norbert Wiener

A condom is a rubber thing shaped like a wiener that hums. — Bill Engvall