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You can't avoid pain, but you can say yes to the pain, understanding that it is a part of life. — Susan Jeffers

Without justice, courage is weak. — Benjamin Franklin

When God created the Earth, he had such a sick wicked sense of humor. He made everything that's wrong feel really, really good. — Miranda Kenneally

A wicked sense of humor, this one. — Gayle Forman

She was not sorry. And if it was the wine telling her that, then she would tell the wine the same thing tomorrow. She was not sorry. — Mary Balogh

He was one of your wicked, fascinating men. After he got married he left off being fascinating and just kept on being wicked. — L.M. Montgomery

I'm feeling particularly good and wicked at the moment. — A.R. Von

The wicked at heart probably know something. — Woody Allen

There's no substitute for seeing firsthand a well being drilled. — Jim Ratcliffe

Why are we learning about the past, when this is History? — Galinda Glinda

You have an amazing imagination!" "I Know," I say, smiling back at her. "my head is chock-full of gruesome ideas — Bonnie Shimko

Lots of time you don't know what interests you most till you start talking about something that doesn't interest you most. — J.D. Salinger

While there's life, there is hope ! — Hawking, Stephen

I have never met any really wicked person before. I feel rather frightened. I am so afraid he will look just like every one else. — Oscar Wilde

God exists. He has one wicked since of humor, and right now he's having a grand old time punking the planet. — Forrest Carr

I met Elton John at an Interview dinner, and we just sort of became friends. He's got such a wicked sense of humor. — Moby

Confound it, it's foolish, Tom — Mark Twain

We live a life that is often spent in crowds - parties, festivals and first nights - so it's nice to avoid them. — Julian Fellowes

Just be sure you brush your teeth tonight. Morning breath is a fresh sea breeze compared to the hellitosis of blood breath. — Jaye Wells

I cannot afford to lose you, too"
"You cannot lose something you do not own. Take me with you — Kiersten White

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. — Will Rogers

Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil satisfaction, realized that he had no reason to suppress it, and laughed out loud, a wicked laugh. — Douglas Adams

What are you doing?" she asked, trying to raise herself.
"First, I thought I'd show you what a pity it would be if they cut off my wicked tongue. — Melina Marchetta

Only the wicked understand the ways of the wicked, my dear. ~Madame Zelda to Roller Deb — Red Tash

Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness. — Lemony Snicket

This fresh-cut-grass smell was the olfactory scream of the plants. — Lauren Groff

What did you think was going to ensue when you chose Hagan's big ass to train me? That guy is wicked fierce and a total badass. — J.L. McCoy

God has a most wicked sense of humor. — Maureen O'Hara

In the spring of fifth grade, the boob fairy arrived with her wand and smacked Cassie wicked hard. — Laurie Halse Anderson

No, you're wrong. I'm a hundred percent callow and deeply shallow. — Stephen Schwartz

Given his personality, I'd say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime. — Nicki Elson

I just don't know whether he's the condemned man or the executioner. — Paula Hawkins

I couldn't help thinkin' if she was as far out o' town as she was out o' tune, she wouldn't get back in a day. — Sarah Orne Jewett

I would never censor something to please someone. I don't play games. — Joyce Tenneson

And pictures of perfection, as you know, make me sick and wicked. — Jane Austen

I'm not just a big-haired redhead country singer who dresses flamboyantly, has this wicked sense of humor and wears rhinestones. — Naomi Judd

You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked, clever girl. If this works I'll buy you a pony. — Jim Butcher

Men of God are not just born, they are formed — John Paul Warren

I don't think about my legacy, if indeed, I have one. — Louis Farrakhan

My body - I do not fall to pieces and be reduced to a big pile of lovable mush over a woman, never! — A.R. Von

Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril. — David Sedaris