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Why did I get married in a ballpark? My wife wanted a big diamond — Mookie Wilson

I'm delighted that gay people want to get married and I say why not! It's nobody's business and I would happily give my blessing. — Iris Apfel

Why do all our friends and relatives destroy the summer for us? Why can't they get married in February? — Jerry Della Femina

Nearly everyone I meet expresses deep sympathy about the fact that I have never married. Sometimes I wonder why. — Anna Quindlen

It was only long after the ceremony that we learned why we got married in the first place. — Lois Wyse

You are as old as you look. If you are fit and pretty at an X age, why won't filmmakers want to cast you, whether you are married or not? — Kareena Kapoor Khan

Then why don't you get married?" "I'm not sure. Mostly it's a question of how we'd affect each other, I suppose. Would — Robert B. Parker

I can understand that the whole world is interested in my wife Madonna. That's even why I married her. — Guy Ritchie

In the end, that's why some of us stupid humans get married. Because we know that we can lose each other and find each other again. — Courtney Maum

Why can't you just get married in Las Vegas like normal Americans? — Meg Cabot

She had this laugh. I swear it's why I married her, Laila, for that laugh! It bulldozed you. You stood no chance against it. — Khaled Hosseini

A case of can't do with, can't do without, that's why I married him again. — Dionne Warwick

Sabrina: "But you don't believe in marriage."

Linus: "Yes, I do. It's why I've never married. — Samuel Taylor

I'm still very much about being an actor. That's why I'm not married with kids. — Elliot Cowan

Why would a married couple that lives together every day need to date each other? It's precisely because they live and sleep together. — William J Doherty

Why do you bother, Crispin? You married a fighter, so stop trying to convince her that the sidelines suit her better. — Jeaniene Frost

Study, Get a Job, Get Married, Have a Baby and Die. Why nobody wants the prize? — Daniel Marques

Sure, I was married..."once."
Which is why, even to this very day, "never again" continues to be my favorite number. — Scott Schafer

But I would say, you know, if you're getting married - why are you getting married? Why would you get married? Why would anybody get married? — Nancy Pelosi

That's why you got married - to feel safe from all the men who were trying to siphon your soul. — Tarryn Fisher

My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day. — Greg Behrendt

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married? — Barbra Streisand

Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Because there wasn't a single person there. — Various

Why would anyone get married and have babies? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I've ever heard in my life. — Aziz Ansari

If I'm not the sexiest man alive, explain why so many women married me. — Terry Bradshaw

There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!' — William Cosmo Monkhouse

Why is it always that a hot girl in your office is either married or carried? — Bhavik Sarkhedi

Why the hell are you wearing it on your left hand? I swear to God, if you're married I'm going to kick your ass. I'm not joking. — Abi Ketner

Why did we get married? What is the point of it? What are the rules involved? — Matt Haig

If I found the right guy, I think I would get married. Maybe. I just feel like it's just a contract. Why sign any more contracts, really? — Drea De Matteo