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That Man, who flees from truth, should have invented the mirror is the greatest of historical miracles. — Christian Friedrich Hebbel

The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered. — Robert Green Ingersoll

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe. — Lee Trevino

Surely the ass who invented the first religion ought to be the first ass damned — Mark Twain

An artist is a person who has invented an artist. — Harold Rosenberg

Q: Who invented mayonnaise? A: Somebody with bad taste. — Barry Raspbody

A woman who was a schoolgirl at Hiroshima asked, "Those scientists who invented the atomic bomb, what did they think would happen if they dropped it? — Jonathan Glover

The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined. — Prince Philip

An ineffably holy God, who has the utmost abhorrence of sin, was never invented by any of Adam's descendents. — Arthur W. Pink

Blessed be he who invented sleep, a cloak that covers all a man's thoughts. — Miguel De Cervantes

He was a wise man who invented God. — Plato

I don't know who thought up waxing, but it was clearly the same person who invented Vicodin. — Chelsea Handler

Iv. who was it who invented size zero? who was it who promised that if you got to a certain point you would no longer be? — David Levithan

My grandfather was an engineer who invented the automatic pilot for airplanes. — Temple Grandin

Blessings on him, who invented sleep. — Miguel De Cervantes

Ben Franklin may have discovered electricity- but it is the man who invented the meter who made the money. — Earl Warren

Who invented the human heart, I wonder? Tell me, and then show me the place where he was hanged. — Lawrence Durrell

I'm one of those people who says, 'yes, cinema died when they invented sound.' — George Lucas

Women have invented nothing in all that, except the men who were born as male babies and grew up to be men big enough to be killed fighting. — Janet Flanner

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius. — Sid Caesar

I'm not sure who invented dodgeball, but I can almost guarantee you that it wasn't the shortest kid in the class. — John Bingham

With every step, I cursed the person who had ever invented the saying: "Speak of the devil". Clearly, they had no sympathy for me! — Adele Rose

We sometimes meet an original gentleman, who, if manners had not existed, would have invented them. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Cockroaches were a problem, too, and to me the people who invented Combat, the little black roach-trapping contraption, are urban folk heroes. — Kim Gordon

One's enemies are always talking about 'post-feminism.' It is a word invented by people who would like to do away with feminism. — Gloria Steinem

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot! — Marilyn Monroe

I've long stopped worrying about who invented whom - God man or man God. — Fyodor Dostoevsky

I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now. — Groucho Marx

Who invented political tolerance? The English invented it, it's something which has taken roots with some difficulty in Scottish politics. — Neal Ascherson

If in 100 years I am only known as the man who invented Sherlock Holmes then I will have considered my life a failure. — Arthur Conan Doyle

The people need a strong leader. They feel insecure if they don't know who to fear. Isn't that why god was invented? — Victor Robert Lee

The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards. — Lewis Grizzard

The term vitamin was derived from vitamine, a word invented by Polish scientist Casimir Funk, who combined vital and amine to create "amine of life. — David B. Agus

If you gave a bag of potato chips to the guy who invented Pringles, he'd look at you like you were trying to hand him an abortion. — Dana Gould

So I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, it's P something T something R. — Tim Vine

The man who invented Doritos has passed away at the age of 97. He asked to be buried with the creator of Fritos and Cheetos in a variety pack. — Jimmy Fallon

His was a great sin who first invented consciousness. Let us lose it for a few hours. — F Scott Fitzgerald

I am an atheist. I have a very different take on who God is. Man invented God because he needed him. God is us. — Carl Reiner

No one who has studied Western history can cling to the belief that the Nazis invented genocide. — Wallace Stegner

A professional is one who believes he has invented breathing. — Peter Porter

He was a wise man who invented beer. — Plato

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. — Christopher Morley

What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light. — Mark Twain

Truth isn't invented; it's revealed ... The one who knows the truth has to tell us what it is. — Ann Tatlock

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Yes, of course. Who do you think invented Candy Crush? — Gwynn Marssen

I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things. — Lech Walesa

A man who invented his life story day after day. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

I don't want to have the terrible limitation of those who live merely from what can make sense. Not I: I want an invented truth. — Clarice Lispector

I think we've had an invented Palestinian people who are in fact Arabs, and who were historically part of the Arab community. — Newt Gingrich

Not with a man who looks like he invented Cross-Fit. — Frankie Love

For invented gods invariably disappoint those who worship them. — John Clellon Holmes

Mulligan: invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more twenty yard grounder. — Jim Bishop

I have much to teach you. Come and learn the art of war from the one who invented it. (Takeshi) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

We're both crazy, like those who first invented love. — Paulo Coelho

In our family, where we began with no money, we like to say that we have discovered that God invented money so those who have it can help others. — Tom Brokaw

Get me out of this," Caine demanded.
Quinn said, "It's not so easy. You should know: you're the scumbag who invented cementing. — Michael Grant

The people who invented race, who grouped us together as "black," were inventing and categorizing their ability to do something vicious and wrong. — Jamaica Kincaid

Humanism was not invented by man, but by a snake who suggested that the quest for autonomy might be a good idea. — R.C. Sproul

You invented the selfie stick," Alex said. "I was wondering who to blame for that. — Rick Riordan

Rules are invented for lazy people who don't want to think for themselves. — Mary Quant

Who first invented work, and bound the free And holiday-rejoicing spirit down ... To that dry drudgery at the desk's dead wood? ... Sabbathless Satan! — Charles Lamb

Golf is a worrier's game, inward, concentrated, a matter of inches, invented by the same people who gave us Presbyterianism. — Robert Hass

We Americans, who invented traffic, are always being startled by the forms into which it has evolved around the world. — P. J. O'Rourke

The true success is the person who invented himself. — Al Goldstein

I wonder if the highlighter was highlight of the career for the person who invented it? — Ryan Lilly

The greatest inventors are unknown to us. Someone invented the wheel - but who? — Isaac Asimov

Shine without guilt. Modesty was invented by the mediocres who think you should be the same as them. — Paulo Coelho

If you want to know, it was the capitalists who invented marriage in order to protect the laws of inheritance. — James Plunkett

It was not the Jew, of course, who invented the love poem, but the other way around. — Jonathan Safran Foer

Improvements are invented only by those who can feel that something is not good. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Who invented my life? — Bernard Malamud

What if it was cats who invented technology, would they have TV shows starring rubber sqeaky toys? — Douglas Coupland

Ah, these double meanings," she said. "Who invented the English language, I wonder? He did not do a stellar job of it, whoever he was. — Mary Balogh

I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating. — Mark Twain

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. — Matthew McConaughey

It was the Dutch of this era who invented the idea of the home as a personal, intimate space; one might say they invented coziness. — Russell Shorto

It wasn't an architect or a designer who invented objects, but an artisan. — Giorgetto Giugiaro

Who invented the word love? — Margaret Atwood

Being is a fiction invented by those who suffer from becoming. — Coleman Dowell

The most enviable genius in literary history is the guy who invented alphabet soup: nobody knows who he is. — Philip Roth

The man who invented the Total Perspective Vortex did so basically in order to annoy his wife. Trin — Douglas Adams

The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest. It is he who invented the sublime art of ruining poetry. — Erik Satie

Patience, thought Milligan, that word was invented by dull buggers who couldn't think quick enough. — Spike Milligan

I write lustily and humorously. It isn't calculated; it's the way I think. I've invented a writing style that expresses who I am. — Erica Jong

Don't you think if someone like me, someone who invented most of this shit, is scared, don't you think you should be scared, too? — Dave Eggers

The man who invented instant pudding was moved to action by an inability to wait for pudding. — Dana Gould

You young people, you who think you invented fun and drugs, fuck you — Chuck Palahniuk

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. — Martin Rees

famously, Scots are very interested in their past, real or invented, but who else is? — Jenny Wormald