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That Man, who flees from truth, should have invented the mirror is the greatest of historical miracles.
— Christian Friedrich Hebbel
The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered.
— Robert Green Ingersoll
An artist is a person who has invented an artist.
— Harold Rosenberg
Q: Who invented mayonnaise? A: Somebody with bad taste.
— Barry Raspbody
A woman who was a schoolgirl at Hiroshima asked, "Those scientists who invented the atomic bomb, what did they think would happen if they dropped it?
— Jonathan Glover
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
— Prince Philip
An ineffably holy God, who has the utmost abhorrence of sin, was never invented by any of Adam's descendents.
— Arthur W. Pink
Blessed be he who invented sleep, a cloak that covers all a man's thoughts.
— Miguel De Cervantes
I don't know who thought up waxing, but it was clearly the same person who invented Vicodin.
— Chelsea Handler
Iv. who was it who invented size zero? who was it who promised that if you got to a certain point you would no longer be?
— David Levithan
Blessings on him, who invented sleep.
— Miguel De Cervantes
Ben Franklin may have discovered electricity- but it is the man who invented the meter who made the money.
— Earl Warren
Who invented the human heart, I wonder? Tell me, and then show me the place where he was hanged.
— Lawrence Durrell
Women have invented nothing in all that, except the men who were born as male babies and grew up to be men big enough to be killed fighting.
— Janet Flanner
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.
— Sid Caesar
I'm not sure who invented dodgeball, but I can almost guarantee you that it wasn't the shortest kid in the class.
— John Bingham
We sometimes meet an original gentleman, who, if manners had not existed, would have invented them.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
One's enemies are always talking about 'post-feminism.' It is a word invented by people who would like to do away with feminism.
— Gloria Steinem
I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot!
— Marilyn Monroe
I've long stopped worrying about who invented whom - God man or man God.
— Fyodor Dostoevsky
Who invented political tolerance? The English invented it, it's something which has taken roots with some difficulty in Scottish politics.
— Neal Ascherson
If in 100 years I am only known as the man who invented Sherlock Holmes then I will have considered my life a failure.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
The people need a strong leader. They feel insecure if they don't know who to fear. Isn't that why god was invented?
— Victor Robert Lee
The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.
— Lewis Grizzard
His was a great sin who first invented consciousness. Let us lose it for a few hours.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
I am an atheist. I have a very different take on who God is. Man invented God because he needed him. God is us.
— Carl Reiner
No one who has studied Western history can cling to the belief that the Nazis invented genocide.
— Wallace Stegner
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
— Christopher Morley
What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.
— Mark Twain
Truth isn't invented; it's revealed ... The one who knows the truth has to tell us what it is.
— Ann Tatlock
I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.
— Lech Walesa
A man who invented his life story day after day.
— Carlos Ruiz Zafon
I don't want to have the terrible limitation of those who live merely from what can make sense. Not I: I want an invented truth.
— Clarice Lispector
I think we've had an invented Palestinian people who are in fact Arabs, and who were historically part of the Arab community.
— Newt Gingrich
Not with a man who looks like he invented Cross-Fit.
— Frankie Love
For invented gods invariably disappoint those who worship them.
— John Clellon Holmes
I have much to teach you. Come and learn the art of war from the one who invented it. (Takeshi)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
We're both crazy, like those who first invented love.
— Paulo Coelho
Get me out of this," Caine demanded.Quinn said, "It's not so easy. You should know: you're the scumbag who invented cementing. — Michael Grant
The people who invented race, who grouped us together as "black," were inventing and categorizing their ability to do something vicious and wrong.
— Jamaica Kincaid
Humanism was not invented by man, but by a snake who suggested that the quest for autonomy might be a good idea.
— R.C. Sproul
Golf is a worrier's game, inward, concentrated, a matter of inches, invented by the same people who gave us Presbyterianism.
— Robert Hass
We Americans, who invented traffic, are always being startled by the forms into which it has evolved around the world.
— P. J. O'Rourke
The true success is the person who invented himself.
— Al Goldstein
I wonder if the highlighter was highlight of the career for the person who invented it?
— Ryan Lilly
Shine without guilt. Modesty was invented by the mediocres who think you should be the same as them.
— Paulo Coelho
If you want to know, it was the capitalists who invented marriage in order to protect the laws of inheritance.
— James Plunkett
It was not the Jew, of course, who invented the love poem, but the other way around.
— Jonathan Safran Foer
Improvements are invented only by those who can feel that something is not good.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
Who invented my life?
— Bernard Malamud
What if it was cats who invented technology, would they have TV shows starring rubber sqeaky toys?
— Douglas Coupland
I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating.
— Mark Twain
Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.
— Matthew McConaughey
It was the Dutch of this era who invented the idea of the home as a personal, intimate space; one might say they invented coziness.
— Russell Shorto
It wasn't an architect or a designer who invented objects, but an artisan.
— Giorgetto Giugiaro
Who invented the word love?
— Margaret Atwood
Being is a fiction invented by those who suffer from becoming.
— Coleman Dowell
The most enviable genius in literary history is the guy who invented alphabet soup: nobody knows who he is.
— Philip Roth
The man who invented the Total Perspective Vortex did so basically in order to annoy his wife. Trin
— Douglas Adams
Patience, thought Milligan, that word was invented by dull buggers who couldn't think quick enough.
— Spike Milligan
The man who invented instant pudding was moved to action by an inability to wait for pudding.
— Dana Gould
You young people, you who think you invented fun and drugs, fuck you
— Chuck Palahniuk
