Whitney Cummings Quotes
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Whitney Cummings Quotes & Sayings
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I don't want to look at myself - ever. All I see is that my face is a problem. It's asymmetrical. I get terrible bags under my eyes.
— Whitney Cummings
A true friend will go with the instagram filter that flatters you.
— Whitney Cummings
Good evening, America. I'm a woman, and welcome to The Late Late Show.
— Whitney Cummings
Whitney Cummings is one of the hardest working people I know, and she's very motivated.
— Chris D'Elia
Few great men could pass personal.
— Paul Goodman
My definition of love is: Being willing to die for someone, that you yourself want to kill.
— Whitney Cummings
I please the Lord. I bring a smile to His face and a song to His heart. He wants to be with me. He wants to live within me.
— Don Nori Sr.
Only by entering new and unfamiliar worlds can a person change society as well as self.
— Bill Courtney
Why do all balls look like they're 150 years old?
— Whitney Cummings
Jeff Ross has been roasting people since Whitney Cummings was nothing but a glint in the eye of the man who raped her mother.
— Anthony Jeselnik
Saying women aren't funny is now like saying Asians can't drive or saying black people have bad credit. It's just really, like, so obsolete.
— Whitney Cummings
When a guy writes a scene where a woman does a deviant sex act on camera, it's objectifying. But when a woman writes it, it's feminism.
— Whitney Cummings