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When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
— Richard Burton
A Russian drunk is a fascinating creature. Even when he has money, he still prefers poison at a rouble forty. And he won't take the change.
— Sergei Dovlatov
When I'm lying drunk at an airport the press call me Irish ... but when I win an Oscar, I'm classified as British.
— Brenda Fricker
Whoever was responsible for naming the fae races should really have put more thought into making them pronounceable when drunk.
— Seanan McGuire
There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic.
— Ingrid Bengis
At four o'clock in the morning, when everyone is drunk enough, then extraordinary things can happen.
— James A. Baldwin
Even an idle phone conversation when driving takes a 40 percent bite out of your focus and, surprisingly, can have the same effect as being drunk.
— Gary W. Keller
Let he who sins when drunk be punished when sober. - Quoted in Kendrick v. Hopkins, 1580
— Keith G. Laufenberg
Well, one shouldn't smoke when he's drunk and one mustn't fall in love with a girl who isn't the right religion.
— Cynthia Freeman
God was very drunk when he made him.
— Jandy Nelson
It's sort of cliche, but when you're playing drunk, your character is trying to appear sober.
— Corey Stoll
His wife was a little sharp-faced woman who bullied her husband when he was sober and was bullied by him when he was drunk.
— James Joyce
Drink my friends. You can never drink too much alcohol when you have drunk too much sorrow. - Peter Kotara.
— Ray Anyasi
There ain't no devil, only God when he's drunk.
— Tom Waits
You were drunk. I wanted to hear the words when you were of sound mind. Women get drunk all the time and confess their undying love to me.
— Jodi Ellen Malpas
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air-freshener.
— Mike Miller
You never could tell what a man would do when he was drunk, even if that man was your own self.
— Robert Jordan
Your Grace," he said, when he and Cersei were alone, "I was wondering. Are you drunk, or merely stupid?
— George R R Martin
Aaarrggg, ahoy me matey, thars a great grand vagina over yonder. Penises talk like pirates when I'm drunk.
— Tara Sivec
Bad girl, drunk by six, kissing someone else's lips. Smoked to many cigarettes today, I'm not happy when I act this way.
— Madonna Ciccone
I just hope that one day - preferably when we're both blind drunk - we can talk about it.
— J.D. Salinger
I do jump behind the bar when we're really busy, but by that point I've usually drunk too much to work.
— Jason Flemyng
When we remember someone as a drunk, a liar, a bully, we're only creating an excuse for our own poor behavior.
— Chuck Palahniuk
When someone is in a car accident and they're driving at 100 mph, drunk, who's tape do you think his listening to at that time? Think about it.
— Billie Joe Armstrong
When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk through.
— Jesse Jackson
Months back when Rashard had got drunk off his ass and decided to spend the night at my crib, I was the one that told Quanie to go take those pictures
— Diamond Johnson
I liked you better when you were drunk .
— Tom Hardy
Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better.
— Damien Hirst
When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs.
— Robert Smith
Do you know how one knows a cavalier when one sees him? He always behaves decently when he is drunk.
— Erich Maria Remarque
A man should always be drunk, Minnie, when he talks politics - it's the only way in which to make them important.
— Sean O'Casey
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
— Samuel Johnson
A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.
— Charlie Chaplin
