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There ain't no such thing as the devil that's just god when he's drunk. — Tom Waits

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk. — Richard Burton

A Russian drunk is a fascinating creature. Even when he has money, he still prefers poison at a rouble forty. And he won't take the change. — Sergei Dovlatov

When I'm lying drunk at an airport the press call me Irish ... but when I win an Oscar, I'm classified as British. — Brenda Fricker

Whoever was responsible for naming the fae races should really have put more thought into making them pronounceable when drunk. — Seanan McGuire

There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic. — Ingrid Bengis

At four o'clock in the morning, when everyone is drunk enough, then extraordinary things can happen. — James A. Baldwin

Even an idle phone conversation when driving takes a 40 percent bite out of your focus and, surprisingly, can have the same effect as being drunk. — Gary W. Keller

Let he who sins when drunk be punished when sober. - Quoted in Kendrick v. Hopkins, 1580 — Keith G. Laufenberg

It's the wise man who stays home when he's drunk. — Euripides

I also say you can tell your true friends, by the ones who put a bucket by your bed when your drunk and going to be sick - (my quote - so proud) — J. Yates

Well, one shouldn't smoke when he's drunk and one mustn't fall in love with a girl who isn't the right religion. — Cynthia Freeman

God was very drunk when he made him. — Jandy Nelson

There ain't no devil, it's just God when he's drunk. — Tom Waits

It's sort of cliche, but when you're playing drunk, your character is trying to appear sober. — Corey Stoll

His wife was a little sharp-faced woman who bullied her husband when he was sober and was bullied by him when he was drunk. — James Joyce

One time when I was visiting The Vatican I got the Pope really drunk, and then while he was sleeping I put his hand in the holy water. — Greg Benson

Drink my friends. You can never drink too much alcohol when you have drunk too much sorrow. - Peter Kotara. — Ray Anyasi

What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober. — Kenneth Tynan

There ain't no devil, only God when he's drunk. — Tom Waits

You were drunk. I wanted to hear the words when you were of sound mind. Women get drunk all the time and confess their undying love to me. — Jodi Ellen Malpas

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air-freshener. — Mike Miller

You never could tell what a man would do when he was drunk, even if that man was your own self. — Robert Jordan

Your Grace," he said, when he and Cersei were alone, "I was wondering. Are you drunk, or merely stupid? — George R R Martin

Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk who wears a cape. — Dave Attell

Aaarrggg, ahoy me matey, thars a great grand vagina over yonder. Penises talk like pirates when I'm drunk. — Tara Sivec

Asquith, when drunk, can make a better speech than any of us when sober. — Bonar Law

Bad girl, drunk by six, kissing someone else's lips. Smoked to many cigarettes today, I'm not happy when I act this way. — Madonna Ciccone

I just hope that one day - preferably when we're both blind drunk - we can talk about it. — J.D. Salinger

I do jump behind the bar when we're really busy, but by that point I've usually drunk too much to work. — Jason Flemyng

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time. — Dane Cook

When we remember someone as a drunk, a liar, a bully, we're only creating an excuse for our own poor behavior. — Chuck Palahniuk

When someone is in a car accident and they're driving at 100 mph, drunk, who's tape do you think his listening to at that time? Think about it. — Billie Joe Armstrong

When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk through. — Jesse Jackson

Months back when Rashard had got drunk off his ass and decided to spend the night at my crib, I was the one that told Quanie to go take those pictures — Diamond Johnson

I liked you better when you were drunk . — Tom Hardy

Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better. — Damien Hirst

When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs. — Robert Smith

Do you know how one knows a cavalier when one sees him? He always behaves decently when he is drunk. — Erich Maria Remarque

A man should always be drunk, Minnie, when he talks politics - it's the only way in which to make them important. — Sean O'Casey

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk. — Samuel Johnson

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk. — Charlie Chaplin

it was the night when people got paid and didn't have to work the next day, and so by tradition went out to get drunk and into fights. Then — Iain M. Banks

When you can see the end of things even in their beginnings, there's no more hope, unless you want to pretend, or forget, or get drunk or something. — Ayi Kwei Armah