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Love is so much better when you are not married. — Maria Callas

When you get married you're starting a conversation that never ends, — Rob Bell

My parents got married when I was 12. — Joel Kinnaman

When single you are," Roger said, imitating Yoda dispensing advice to Luke, "get laid you can. When married you get, make love you do. — Sean Kennedy

I will piss on deadlines. I will forget I am married. I will do nothing but read, read, read when it's a Book Affair. — Lainey

When there's a war, people get married. — Doris Lessing

I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

I tell you what: when you are getting married to Miranda Lambert, you're going to make time for whatever she wants. — Blake Shelton

It is an act of extreme selfishness for a married couple to refuse to have children when they are able to do so. — Spencer W. Kimball

It's always terrible when you realize that you've married the wrong book. — Dan Chaon

We need grandchildren here," Pete's mother said to me
when we visited. "You don't get married just to eat and fart. — Abigal Muchecheti

We often realize too late that passion only lasts when it is married to truth. — Suzanne Hayes

When I get married, I'm gonna register at Bank of America. — Chelsea Handler

One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married. — Kin Hubbard

I mean, what do people talk about when they're married?" "Their kids, I guess." "Maybe that's all they have in common. — Rita Mae Brown

When are you getting married?'
'After graduation, stupid. — Paul Zindel

It's kind of like when you get married, you kinda go into it wanting to remember everything. And once it's done, you can't remember a single thing. — Stephen Strasburg

Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach? — Stephen Colbert

When we got married, nobody gave it more than two weeks. There were bets all over the country, with astronomical odds against us. — Desi Arnaz

Life is Beauty, Mystery, Sweetness and Terror. Get married soon as possible so when you get divorced, you're not too old.
Miss Agony — W.H. Manville

It's funny when you get married, you do find other couples to hang out with. — Jennifer Lopez

Some single men stop drinking when they git married and others start! — Tennessee Williams

When I was married, I wasn't loving myself. Now I'm in love with myself. I will get married again. — Patti LaBelle

What ... what about when I'm married?"
"We'll buy a cot. Your husband can sleep on that when he visits. — Stephanie Perkins

Aye, I see. Aye well, I suppose if I shall be in Scotland, and still married to you - then maybe 'when' doesna matter so much. — Diana Gabaldon

I like marriage. I feel very secure. It helps when you are in love with the person you are married to. — Claire Danes

When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much. — Joel Barnett, Baron Barnett

Billy Joel was on the radio, singing, "I love you just the way you are." Big talk, Myron mused, when you've been married to Christie Brinkley. — Harlan Coben

married but you are." "And completely devoted to my Ronnie, but that doesn't mean I don't know a handsome man when I see — Jennifer AlLee

Marriage can bore you but there is a fortitude that comes from it, too. When you need to lean on it, you are so thankful that you can. — Ellen Tien

You never know what your parents are going to say when you tell them you're getting married - especially when it's with someone they haven't met yet. — Chad Kroeger

Even when you hear about a comedian getting married, among comedians, we're always kind of like, what are they doing? — Jim Gaffigan

A family is really a union of two separate entities. When you get married, you are marrying one family into another. — Patricia Rae

Some situations are so hopeless when you look at them from the outside you say, Why are they still married? — Eric Braeden

After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that. — Dan Castellaneta

My life really began when I married my husband. — Nancy Reagan

A survey asked married women when they most want to have sex. 84 per cent of them said right after their husband is finished. — Jay Leno

When you sympathize with a married woman you either make two enemies or gain one wife and one friend. — H.L. Mencken

It doesn't matter when you get married as long as it is the right person. — Jigme Khesar Namgyel Wangchuck

I was always unlawful; I broke the law when I was born because my parents weren't married. — George Bernard Shaw

When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's. — Rodney Dangerfield

Married life requires shared mystery even when all the facts are known. — Richard Ford

My wedding won't be a hush-hush affair. When I get married, everyone will get to know about it ... there'll be nothing speculative about my wedding. — Bipasha Basu

Married to the game. If we're dancing with the devil at least teach us how to dance when the son of making dollars. — Young Jeezy

When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late. — Faina Ranevskaya

I think sometime people don't know what a sacrifice it is to be married. They think it's something easy when it's hard. — Piper Huguley

It's bad enough when married people bore one another, but it's much worse when only one of them bores the other. — Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach

I had a second birth when my soul and my body loved one another and were married. — Khalil Gibran

Mom and Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she was sixteen and I was three. — Billie Holiday

When I was married, I didn't work. When I had my children, I didn't work. But before that, I'd work for Diana Vreeland at 'Harper's Bazaar.' — Lee Radziwill

When a Man has Married a WifeHe finds out whetherHer Knees & elbows are onlyglued together. — William Blake

A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time. — Jean Rostand

Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you. — Jesse Petersen

Honestly, being in a band with two guys has prepared me so much for when it's time for me to get married! — Hillary Scott

There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!' — William Cosmo Monkhouse

I feel like I'm married to what I do, to the streets. And I feel like when the streets are mad, it's serious. — Young Jeezy

I'll always be this crazy, fun person, but when it's time to get married, I'm going to be an amazing wife. — Nicole Polizzi

Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there. — Carol Leifer