When You Are Married Quotes
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When You Are Married Quotes & Sayings
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Love is so much better when you are not married.
— Maria Callas
My parents got married when I was 12.
— Joel Kinnaman
When single you are," Roger said, imitating Yoda dispensing advice to Luke, "get laid you can. When married you get, make love you do.
— Sean Kennedy
When there's a war, people get married.
— Doris Lessing
I tell you what: when you are getting married to Miranda Lambert, you're going to make time for whatever she wants.
— Blake Shelton
It is an act of extreme selfishness for a married couple to refuse to have children when they are able to do so.
— Spencer W. Kimball
We need grandchildren here," Pete's mother said to mewhen we visited. "You don't get married just to eat and fart. — Abigal Muchecheti
When I get married, I'm gonna register at Bank of America.
— Chelsea Handler
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
— Kin Hubbard
I mean, what do people talk about when they're married?" "Their kids, I guess." "Maybe that's all they have in common.
— Rita Mae Brown
When are you getting married?''After graduation, stupid. — Paul Zindel
It's kind of like when you get married, you kinda go into it wanting to remember everything. And once it's done, you can't remember a single thing.
— Stephen Strasburg
Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?
— Stephen Colbert
Life is Beauty, Mystery, Sweetness and Terror. Get married soon as possible so when you get divorced, you're not too old.Miss Agony — W.H. Manville
Some single men stop drinking when they git married and others start!
— Tennessee Williams
When I was married, I wasn't loving myself. Now I'm in love with myself. I will get married again.
— Patti LaBelle
What ... what about when I'm married?""We'll buy a cot. Your husband can sleep on that when he visits. — Stephanie Perkins
Aye, I see. Aye well, I suppose if I shall be in Scotland, and still married to you - then maybe 'when' doesna matter so much.
— Diana Gabaldon
I like marriage. I feel very secure. It helps when you are in love with the person you are married to.
— Claire Danes
When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much.
— Joel Barnett, Baron Barnett
married but you are." "And completely devoted to my Ronnie, but that doesn't mean I don't know a handsome man when I see
— Jennifer AlLee
Even when you hear about a comedian getting married, among comedians, we're always kind of like, what are they doing?
— Jim Gaffigan
A family is really a union of two separate entities. When you get married, you are marrying one family into another.
— Patricia Rae
Some situations are so hopeless when you look at them from the outside you say, Why are they still married?
— Eric Braeden
After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that.
— Dan Castellaneta
My life really began when I married my husband.
— Nancy Reagan
When you sympathize with a married woman you either make two enemies or gain one wife and one friend.
— H.L. Mencken
It doesn't matter when you get married as long as it is the right person.
— Jigme Khesar Namgyel Wangchuck
I was always unlawful; I broke the law when I was born because my parents weren't married.
— George Bernard Shaw
When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Married to the game. If we're dancing with the devil at least teach us how to dance when the son of making dollars.
— Young Jeezy
When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.
— Faina Ranevskaya
I think sometime people don't know what a sacrifice it is to be married. They think it's something easy when it's hard.
— Piper Huguley
It's bad enough when married people bore one another, but it's much worse when only one of them bores the other.
— Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach
Mom and Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she was sixteen and I was three.
— Billie Holiday
When I was married, I didn't work. When I had my children, I didn't work. But before that, I'd work for Diana Vreeland at 'Harper's Bazaar.'
— Lee Radziwill
When a Man has Married a WifeHe finds out whetherHer Knees & elbows are onlyglued together.
— William Blake
A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time.
— Jean Rostand
Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.
— Jesse Petersen
Honestly, being in a band with two guys has prepared me so much for when it's time for me to get married!
— Hillary Scott
There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!'
— William Cosmo Monkhouse
I feel like I'm married to what I do, to the streets. And I feel like when the streets are mad, it's serious.
— Young Jeezy
