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When life gives you lemons ~ write about 'em!
— Kimmie Easley
When life gives you lemons you should freeze them and use them to throw at your enemies using some sort of trebuchet.
— Jenny Lawson
When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.
— Sanjaya Malakar
When life throws you lemons ... grab a bat and swing hard!
— Kimberly McKay
When life gives you a lemon, chuck it right back ... and add a few lemons of your own.
— Clara DeLemos
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
— W.C. Fields
When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail.
— Magan Vernon
When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life hands you hurricanes, you go surfing.
— Jon Foreman
When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail.
— Ziad K. Abdelnour
When life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver
— Reba McEntire
when life gives you lemons, give 'em back to life.
— Nathan Austin
The old saying is that when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I say f*** that. When life gives you lemons, make margaritas.
— Kristin Neff
When life gives u lemons, smile, because the apple tree that you have been searching for is a mile or so down that bumpy road.
— April Margeson
When life gives you lemons, find a friend whose life has given them tequila and have a party.
— Nefertiti Faraj
When life gives ya lemons, THROW EM'!
— Kevin Weldon
When life gives you lemons, Beo makes you pancakes" - Colt Maxus
— Wulf Francu Godgluck
When life hands you lemons, eat and shit them out, Lemons are a natural diuretic. Shit on everyone around you. You'll feel better.
— Anthony Paull
when life gives you lemons, keep them, cause hey - free lemons.
— Jake Hamilton
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
— Cathy Guisewite
When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.
— Grace Helbig
When life gives you lemons, make assless chaps.
— Angie West
When life hands you lemons, hand them back and demand chocolate!
— Suzanne Sweeney
When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will
— Anna Lee
I guess when life hands you lemons, chop 'em up and get lemonade; when life hands you cats, chop 'em up and get pussy.
— John Barnes
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
— Bill Watterson
when life gives you lemons add beer
— Letter String
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
— Anonymous
When life gives you lemons ... Plant its seeds.
Grow yourself an orchard.
Sell it to Sunkist.
Carry on — Jose N. Harris
When life hands you lemons, grab the nearest bottle of vodka and make yourself a cocktail.
— Brandi Glanville
When life gives you lemons, cut 'em open and squeeze the juice in life's face!.. The Game Changer. — J. Sterling
When life throws a lemon at you, you throw it straight back at life and miss completely. That's my logic.
— Anonymous
When life gives you lemons ... they could really be oranges.
— Ellen DeGeneres
When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead.
— Neshialy S.
When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.
— Colleen Hoover
When life gives you lemons... chuck them at someone's head. You'll be surprised how good it feels.
— Nicole Hofmann
When life gives you lemons, make chocolate chip cookies and make the whole world wonder what you've been up to.
— Carolyn Brown
When life gives you lemons ... ask for a shot glass and a bottle of vodka, because this is gonna be a long day.
— Keydia Marie
When life gives you lemons, add vodka.
— Denise B.
When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.
— Ron White
When life gives you lemons ... add melted butter , toasted paprik and dip some lobster in it!
— Stuart J. Scesney
When life gives you lemons, squirt your friend in the eye with it.
— Amanda Kellogg
When life gives you lemons, throw them at people. HARD.
— Thomas J. Montemarano