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When life gives you lemons ~ write about 'em! — Kimmie Easley

When life gives you lemons you should freeze them and use them to throw at your enemies using some sort of trebuchet. — Jenny Lawson

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt. — Sanjaya Malakar

When life throws you lemons ... grab a bat and swing hard! — Kimberly McKay

When life gives you a lemon, chuck it right back ... and add a few lemons of your own. — Clara DeLemos

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours. — W.C. Fields

When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail. — Magan Vernon

When life hands me lemons I hand them back and pick something else. — Behdad Sami

When life gives you lemons, say, "yeah I like lemons, what else ya got"? — Ann Brashares

When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life hands you hurricanes, you go surfing. — Jon Foreman

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

When life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver — Reba McEntire

When life gives you lemons, wing them right back at whoever gave 'em to you! — Grace

When life gives you lemons, get rid of that grimace and use that pucker for a kiss! — Fiola Faelan

when life gives you lemons, give 'em back to life. — Nathan Austin

The old saying is that when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I say f*** that. When life gives you lemons, make margaritas. — Kristin Neff

When life gives u lemons, smile, because the apple tree that you have been searching for is a mile or so down that bumpy road. — April Margeson

When life gives you lemons, find a friend whose life has given them tequila and have a party. — Nefertiti Faraj

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party! — Ron White

When life gives ya lemons, THROW EM'! — Kevin Weldon

When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got? — Henry Rollins

When life gives you lemons ... choke on them and die ... you stupid lemon eater. — Scott Adams

When life gives you lemons, turn them into a bestselling novel! — Breathless

When life gives you lemons, Beo makes you pancakes" - Colt Maxus — Wulf Francu Godgluck

When life hands you lemons, eat and shit them out, Lemons are a natural diuretic. Shit on everyone around you. You'll feel better. — Anthony Paull

when life gives you lemons, keep them, cause hey - free lemons. — Jake Hamilton

When life hands me lemons I...throw them back and demand JASPER HALE — A.R. Arias

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. — Cathy Guisewite

I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ... and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. — Ron White

When life hands you lemons, why stop at lemonade? Create an entire product line. — Gina Greenlee

When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible. — Grace Helbig

When life gives you lemons, make assless chaps. — Angie West

When life gives you lemons ... squirt them in someone's eyes — Me

When life hands you lemons, hand them back and demand chocolate! — Suzanne Sweeney

When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will — Anna Lee

I guess when life hands you lemons, chop 'em up and get lemonade; when life hands you cats, chop 'em up and get pussy. — John Barnes

When life gives you lemons, screw lemonade! Make orange juice! — Anonymous

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. — Bill Watterson

A New Orleans credo: When life gives you lemons
make daiquiris. — Chris Rose

when life gives you lemons add beer — Letter String

When life hands you lemons say,
"Lemons? What else have you got?"
- bumper sticker — Darynda Jones

When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail. — Paul Rudd

When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade.I'd like to add Salt and Tequila! — Reg Dixon

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it. — Anonymous

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. — Anonymous

When life gives you lemons ... You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade. — Rob Thurman

When life gives you lemons ...
Plant its seeds.
Grow yourself an orchard.
Sell it to Sunkist.
Carry on — Jose N. Harris

When life hands you lemons, grab the nearest bottle of vodka and make yourself a cocktail. — Brandi Glanville

When life gives you lemons, cut 'em open and squeeze the juice in life's face!.. The Game Changer
. — J. Sterling

When life throws a lemon at you, you throw it straight back at life and miss completely. That's my logic. — Anonymous

When life gives you lemons, put your lipstick on! — Dana Page

When life gives you lemons ... they could really be oranges. — Ellen DeGeneres

When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead. — Neshialy S.

When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in. — Colleen Hoover

When life gives you lemons... chuck them at someone's head. You'll be surprised how good it feels. — Nicole Hofmann

when life gives you lemons make orange juice,be unique — Anonymous

When life gives you lemons, make chocolate chip cookies and make the whole world wonder what you've been up to. — Carolyn Brown

When life gives you lemons, forget the lemonade. Make a lemon chicken and a rich lemon cheesecake. Blame life for the extra pounds. — Susie Smith

What was that saying? When life gives you lemons, go to a taco stand. — Mariana Zapata

When life gives you lemons ... ask for a shot glass and a bottle of vodka, because this is gonna be a long day. — Keydia Marie

When life gives you lemons, add vodka. — Denise B.

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party. — Ron White

When life gives you lemons ... add melted butter , toasted paprik and dip some lobster in it! — Stuart J. Scesney

When life gives you lemons, squirt your friend in the eye with it. — Amanda Kellogg

When life gives you lemons, throw them at people. HARD. — Thomas J. Montemarano