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What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you say, "You better let him finish."
— Robert Schimmel
WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY: You wanna swing? Fine! See that tree branch? The one with the rope ...
— Robin Glasser
Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister.
— The Undertaker
That is a fart without wind ... in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.
— Faye Kellerman
What kinda vows? Celibacy? I thought, though I didn't say it. Nobody keeps a celibacy vow anyway.
— Cassandra Rose Clarke
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could have only one book, what would it be? I always say, How to Build a Boat.
— Stephen Wright
I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does and add "er".
— Mitch Hedberg
That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone.
— Lewis Black
Life has a funny way of testing you to see if you really want, what you say you want.
— Turcois Ominek
People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.
— Christopher Guest
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.
— Don Rickles
I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart ... badoom, badoom, badoom.
— Mel Brooks
I'm just going ahead and say what everyone else here is thinking.This has got to be the weirdest fucking wedding that has ever happened. — Jessica Gadziala
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
— Henny Youngman
What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out.
— Ellen DeGeneres
What can I say? I'm like a playground water fountain, I live to wet people's pants.
— Frances Winkler
My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.
— Jimmy Carr
Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you're wearing? Man, this ain't Rhode Island anymore. You're in the NBA. The girls have teeth here.
— Charles Barkley
