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It's funny ... musical theater is what paid my rent and kept me going for the longest time.
— Bryan Batt
I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is.
— Mitch Hedberg
I spend a lot of time thinking about what I do and how it fits into the scheme of things. I won't do something just because it's funny.
— Joel Hodgson
Ever heard of a demon getting sick?" Zavid'Of humans? All the time. It's what we live for" Livia — Sherrilyn Kenyon
We men had a meeting a long time ago, and we all decided, 'It's trousers'. And that's what we've worn ever since.
— Lisa Kleypas
I don't think men have time to be funny because they have to make all of our rules about what we can do with our vaginas.
— Jenny Slate
The great William Shakespeare said, "What's in a name?" He also said, "Call me Billy one more time and I will stab you with this ink quill.
— Cuthbert Soup
Funny + sad is what I'm pitching for, every time.
— Nick Hornby
At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !
— Rodney Dangerfield
If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have some crisps?
— Russell Brand
A fly was very close to being called a land, because that's what it does half the time.
— Mitch Hedberg
If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband's murder.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
The first time someone said, 'What are your measurements?' I answered, '37, 24, 38 - but not necessarily in that order.'
— Carol Burnett
It's nice to represent a woman who can be bigger than what you see as a typical skinny actress - being funny and desirable at the same time.
— Kether Donohue
People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.
— Christopher Guest
No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!
— Gary Gulman
I had no idea what time it was, but I felt boneless and it would take an act of God to get me out of this bed. Or chocolate.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
I always chose all my friends on whether they were funny. What's a better way to pass the time than laughing or smiling?
— Ricky Gervais
There's no time to waste," Kai said. He did a backflip off the tower and ran off."What is it with that guy?" Jay asked. "Always in a rush! — Greg Farshtey
The only reason I'd ever get a sex change operation is to see what it's like to be right all the time.
— Brian Wilson
Time to do what he did best - plot dastardly acts.
— Eoin Colfer
Ben walks in the room and asks, "What were you guys doing?" Nikki says "Nothing" at the same time I say, "Your sister and I were just makin' out.
— Simone Elkeles
Life is funny...we never know what's in store for us and time brings on what is meant to be.
— April Mae Monterrosa
He looked at the cash siting there "What's that for?" I made myself smile "A good time.
— Kasie West
I should like to knock their silly heads together. What is the sense of laughing all the time? They are not saying anything funny.
— Agatha Christie
What is it? Tens, I can see the stick up your arse from here. I'm dying remember? Dying people don't have time for silly moods
— Amber Kizer
