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I have so much respect for what's funny.
— Bernie Mac
A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"
— Henny Youngman
Not that it isn't great to see you. But it's not so great for you. What'd you do wrong? Laugh at his dick?
— Margaret Atwood
A female feline named KattaIs getting fatta and fatta
But she's pretty and purry
And funny and furry
So what does an ounce or two matta? — Lilian Jackson Braun
MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.
MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?
ME: MATH. — KanyaACoffman
Finn gave a soft laugh. 'What's so funny?' 'I think you're the first person to actually apologise for inflicting pain. Usually it's someone's hobby.
— Tabitha McGowan
I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.
— Danny DeVito
I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
— Jean Illsley Clarke
So what do you think the physical effect was?"Roman Laughed. "Buddy," he said, "she was tripping. — Jodi Picoult
Child-- "I can't be patient, that's not a word, so don't even say it mommy."Mommy-- "What? — Mel Brown
What really irks me is the snide victimizing suggestion from some that I have tried to be lighthearted and funny ... Oh my God - this is so offensive.
— Michael Leunig
I was, like, this token teen angst child of Broadway. It's so funny. What is that? I don't even know. But I loved it.
— Jennifer Damiano
I don't know what's funny and what's not so I test out all of my material in front of audiences.
— Daniel Tosh
He returned my smile with a half grin. So what do you blog about? Knitting? Puzzles? Being lonely?
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
So his flunkies are what, pirates?
— Susie M. Hanley
What do you think Dimitri? Is this a good idea, Dimitri? Please give us your blessing so that we can fall down and worship you, Dimitri.
— Richelle Mead
I didn't grow up with my dad, so it was always very funny to me, and always has been, what an important part DNA plays in one's life.
— Kiefer Sutherland
Funny how morality, which always seems so black and white can be influenced so completely by what you were raised to believe.
— Neal Shusterman
Mal snickered. "What's so funny?"
"I just pictured the Darkling being cornered by a sweaty duchess trying to have her way with him. — Leigh Bardugo
It's funny when people debate about music, because they get so passionate about what they enjoy.
— Judd Apatow
I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart ... badoom, badoom, badoom.
— Mel Brooks
Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
— Mitch Hedberg
It's funny, isn't it? So often men see betrayal in what you've done instead of how you feel.
— Taylor Jenkins Reid
So if you are what you eat and you are as young as you feel, then I am a pizza, right out of the oven.
— Tom Althouse
You need to be funny in a way that people feel like you're trying to make a deeper connection. So that's what I try to do.
— Drew Magary
Situated in some nebulous distance I do what I do so that the universal balance of which I am a part may remain a balance.
— Antonio Porchia
I filmed myself drunk, just to see what I'm like. I watched so many funny videos of people drunk on YouTube.
— Aaron Paul
OKAY. So I was going to the library every Saturday. So what? So what? It's not like I was reading books or anything.
— Gary D. Schmidt
XM radio doesn't have commercials, so after about thirty minutes of listening to it, I'm like, "What should I buy?"
— Mitch Hedberg
I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.
— Henny Youngman
I'm sure I look a wreck. But he's the one who wrecked me so he may as well take a good long look at what he's done.
— Monica Murphy
What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.
— Gena Showalter
What's a dementor?"I mean, I can't even. "Nora, you are no longer my sister."
"So it's some Harry Potter thing," she says. — Becky Albertalli
We asked so little of ourselves - and most of us got exactly what we asked for. Funny how that works.
— Kristin Hannah
So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life?Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. — Daniel Silva
What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and world destruction?
— James Patterson
What's so funny about peace, love and understanding
— Elvis Costello
A good artist is willing to die many times over. What's funny is, I've died so many times.
— Billy Corgan
Age is a funny thing. So are appearances. Neither is relevant to what one knows, in my opinion.
— Darren T. Patrick
When you see Charlie Chaplin, he stays funny. He doesn't become drama, and so what really seems to endure is comedy.
— Leslie Nielsen
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life.
— Piper Perabo
What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?
— Woody Allen
The whimsicalness of our own humor is a thousand times more fickle and unaccountable than what we blame so much in fortune.
— Francois De La Rochefoucauld
We're too busy busting whorehouses or solving murders. That's what makes the show so funny
— Jaime Bergman
What early tongue so sweet saluteth me?
— William Shakespeare
What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one.
— Ashley Scott
