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What? Why are you making the glee nose? The death of my world is funny? The final vengeance of my people? I will kill you. — Jackson Lanzing

Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world? — Christy Leigh Stewart

Everything was black in the harbor, but there were still some fires burning on the ships. — Barney Ross

Attitude and Gratitude...
always makes a different in your failure or success of everything you do in your life. — Timothy Pina

You're like my wife."
"Because I'm not sleeping with you either? — Richard Castle

A lot of people love to do affirmations first thing in the morning - to keep themselves feeling peppy and positive. — Karen Salmansohn

A man never lies with more delicious languor under the influence of a passion than when he has persuaded himself that he shall subdue it to-morrow. — George Eliot

Because what you find to be beautiful, funny and heartbreaking in this world... is what I find to be beautiful, funny and heartbreaking in this world. — Yumi Sakugawa

The only thing you got in this world is what you can sell. And the funny thing is that you're a salesman, and you don't know that. — Arthur Miller

Well, best to remain vigilant. It's when everything is calm that you need to be most alert. — Brandon Sanderson

The story of money is very funny. Others burn what we earn. Why not give as we live, so the world will cry when we die. -RVM — R.v.m.

Must. Soothe. The hottie. — Linda Kage

Unlike Ray Porter, his love is fearless and without reservation. — Steve Martin

If you diversify, control your risk, and go with the trend, it just has to work. — Larry Hite

When a torrent sweeps a man against a boulder, you must expect him to scream, and you need not be surprised if the scream is sometimes a theory. — Robert Louis Stevenson

I wasn't exactly sure what "nothing good" meant, but I could imagine in this world of humans, "nothing good" could mean a lot of bad things. — Tamra Torero

I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world. — Marc Maron

What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and world destruction? — James Patterson

T's funny, but your parents can give you everything in the world, but they can't teach you what to do with it. That, you have to learn for yourself. — Amanda Carpenter

What do you call a rifle with three barrels?
A trifle. — Joseph Rosenbloom

What a lot of funny people it does take to make a world. — Agatha Christie

After the nuclear war, kids like them'll rule what's left. It'll be hell. — David Mitchell

Be deaf, be blind, be dead to gossip, and it will grow disgusted with you and select a more sensitive victim. — Charles Spurgeon