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I am a Buddhist. — Orlando Bloom

It is only the wife, and not just any woman, who constitutes the noble soil that produces excellent fruits — Sunday Adelaja

I control the conditions so my testers become my testees. — Derren Brown

The Simpsons are ugly-looking, and they should be. That's what works. That's one of the things that's funny. — Seth MacFarlane

I feel like crying, so I must be crying, but it's impossible to tell because I'm underwater. — John Green

Nothing's gonna change the world, nothing's gonna change the world. There was Lennon and a happy gun, there were words on the pavement. — Marilyn Manson

Is the song "Sorry" for Justin Bieber's fans or the fifty girlfriends he cheated on? — Me

Most of the other visitors were chained to their audio guides, looking only at what their little headsets told them was worth seeing. — Dara Horn

They also serve who only stand and wait. — John Milton

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? — Margaret Smith

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got? — Bill Maher

I won't be able to do what I'm doing forever. There aren't that many scripts floating around for fifty-year-old chicks. — Cher

What are you assholes looking at?" "Nothing," said Radar. "We're certainly not looking at your eyebrows. — John Green

Try as I might, I could not look at an overhead projection of a growth profit matrix and stay conscious. — Boris Johnson

I do not know what it was about that boy but just looking at him, even I wanted to clout him on the head. It was a head that invited violence. — Patrick DeWitt

Vonnegut said, When I write, I feel like an armless legless man with a crayon in his mouth. — Anne Lamott

The human soul, by once suffering as much as it is capable of, purchases a strange and terrible immunity to all the rest of life's sorrows. — Agnes Sligh Turnbull

What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that. — Karl Pilkington

People who seem to enjoy their ill-temper have a way of keeping it in fine condition by inflicting privations on themselves. — George Eliot

Beware of finding what you're looking for.
[A favorite aphorism he often used.] — Richard Hamming

That way you can be certain to learn something you didn't know previously. — Bill Gates

People say I'm wearing heels because I'm short. I wear heels because the women like 'em. — Prince

What turns an honest, good-looking guy like you into a theif?"
Scott couldn't help but smirk.
"I blame chocolate. — Geoffrey Knight

Yes, Dad collared me before I was even born. Nevertheless, he made me the one in authority of the collar and myself. — Jazz Feylynn