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Just for the record the weather today is slightly sarcastic, with a good chance of A. indifference and B. disinterest in what the critics say. — Panic At The Disco

I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English. — Hector Hugh Munro

Because I'm a glutton for punishment, I guess. Or because I'm the cat curiosity is scheduled to kill in approximately six hours. — Lindsey Ouimet

Next to our search for God, our search for our purpose is an adventure that leaves all other adventures as largely adventure-less. — Craig D. Lounsbrough

A nasty letter or a sarcastic one can make you righteously angry, but what can you do about a polite letter of rejection? Nothing, really, except cry. — E.L. Konigsburg

Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them? — Oscar Wilde

Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back. — Richard Belzer

Years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced. — John Cleese

Well, you are a wolf, I don't think it's a good idea to start the habit of you sleeping in the bed, you know, with all the shedding and what-not. — Quinn Loftis

Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. What I'm against is blind flying. — Mae West

I've lived my life devoid of the whole teenage angst for so long, I'm not sure I can handle all this. I'm not built dor it. — Lindsey Ouimet

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. — Steven Wright

What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense. — Mark Twain

Gaia spins on, silently contemplating what it means to be born into a sarcastic universe. — David Brin

She was developing what Mom called a bit of a sarcastic streak. — Jeannette Walls

I fear that I have not got much to say about Canada, not having seen much; what I got by going to Canada was a cold. — Henry David Thoreau

I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers? — Jerry Seinfeld

What is it with people wanting to kill me lately? I'm starting to take it personally. — Heather R. Blair

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it. — George Carlin

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works. — Russell Lynes

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. — Ashleigh Brilliant

Though he'd never know for sure what had happened to them, his mind was super talented at imagining the absolute worst. — James Dashner

I would never have gone anywhere if it hadn't been for Mother's faith and support. — Patsy Cline

Whoa, what is this? Battle of the Sarcastic and Pissed? Should I make popcorn? Forget American Idol, man. This is much more entertaining. (Kish) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

What you said hurt me very much. I cried all the way to the bank. — Liberace

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start.. — Danny DeVito

While you were out JUDGING others, you left your closet door open...and guess what fell out!....Ooops — Karen Gibbs

I was this very precocious kid with a big personality. When my mother saw that modelling was something I enjoyed, she didn't dissuade me. — Carmen Ejogo

Fashion goes round in circles. — Siobhan Fahey

What on earth are you wearing? Did you take orders in a convent since we spoke last? Little Sisters of the Drab and Homely. — Tessa Dare

Everyone knows what a hypocrite is. That's the guy who gripes about the sex, violence and nudity on his VCR. — Zig Ziglar

This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic. — Lorrie Moore

It's heartening when people hear for the first time that their vote really matters. — Hill Harper

To dare; that is the price of progress. — Victor Hugo