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What A Day Funny Quotes By Rachel Maddow: Internet's been down most of the day [at

Internet's been down most of the day [at work]. Doing research by just asking everyone what we remember to be true. What could possibly go wrong? — Rachel Maddow

What A Day Funny Quotes By Ingrid Michaelson: Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe

Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean. — Ingrid Michaelson

What A Day Funny Quotes By Thomas Warfield: The destination isn't in finding yourself. The destination

The destination isn't in finding yourself. The destination is in the search. — Thomas Warfield

What A Day Funny Quotes By Jennifer Lynn Barnes: Tell her," I said, "that I am my

Tell her," I said, "that I am my mother's daughter. — Jennifer Lynn Barnes

What A Day Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man.

I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg

What A Day Funny Quotes By Carly Kade: Could I be jealous of the way he

Could I be jealous of the way he was touching my horse? Yep ... I was. — Carly Kade

What A Day Funny Quotes By Christy Leigh Stewart: Does anyone else day dream about what it

Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world? — Christy Leigh Stewart

What A Day Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: My dog was barking at everyone the other

My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed. — Tommy Cooper

What A Day Funny Quotes By Robin Williams: I wonder what chairs think about all day:

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole." — Robin Williams

What A Day Funny Quotes By Honore Gabriel Riqueti, Comte De Mirabeau: Love has the power of making you believe

Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion. — Honore Gabriel Riqueti, Comte De Mirabeau

What A Day Funny Quotes By Dave Barry: Remember: What dad really wants is a nap.

Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really. — Dave Barry

What A Day Funny Quotes By A.S. Byatt: Human beings love stories because they safely show

Human beings love stories because they safely show us beginnings, middles and ends. — A.S. Byatt

What A Day Funny Quotes By Kevin Dalton: What about Monday? That could be our one

What about Monday? That could be our one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes. — Kevin Dalton

What A Day Funny Quotes By Maggi Myers: Life is full of lessons we either learn

Life is full of lessons we either learn from or get bitter over. — Maggi Myers

What A Day Funny Quotes By Nick Harkaway: If you ask who I aspire to, well,

If you ask who I aspire to, well, if a single line of mine was as funny as P. G. Wodehouse can be, that would be great. — Nick Harkaway

What A Day Funny Quotes By Lauren Kate: I try to hook you up every day.

I try to hook you up every day. What's the point of calendars without dates? — Lauren Kate

What A Day Funny Quotes By Tim Vine: The other day someone left a piece of

The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it. — Tim Vine

What A Day Funny Quotes By Gena Showalter: Ohh, how clever," Aden said and clapped. "A

Ohh, how clever," Aden said and clapped. "A death threat. You know what's funny? That's not even my first of the day. — Gena Showalter

What A Day Funny Quotes By Eraldo Banovac: In the morning, people have a plan for

In the morning, people have a plan for that day. Hardworking people think of what they will do during the day, and idle people on what they should do. — Eraldo Banovac

What A Day Funny Quotes By Kenny D. Eichenberg: What smells good may not always taste good,

What smells good may not always taste good, I leaned this the day I tried to eat a scented candle. — Kenny D. Eichenberg

What A Day Funny Quotes By Bauvard: When nobody practices what they strongly believe in,

When nobody practices what they strongly believe in, that day will be a triumph of prudence. — Bauvard

What A Day Funny Quotes By Dannika Dark: No, it's fine. I know you're late. Maybe

No, it's fine. I know you're late. Maybe we can talk tomorrow, but I'm going to be in and out all day."
"That's what he said," she purred. — Dannika Dark

What A Day Funny Quotes By Niecy Nash: I don't have a desire to do reality.

I don't have a desire to do reality. Because my truth is not what people are responding to. My truth is funny; I laugh with my husband every day. — Niecy Nash