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Death was hardest on the living. - Cody Forester, Wolfsbane Brew — Roxanne Smolen

Kyle is a werewolf?"asked Simon
"Of course he's a werewolf,you moron"said Jace — Cassandra Clare

Time flies when you grow fangs and fur. — Dianna Hardy

Colby better not bring me home Bambi, or I just might want to divorce him — Jody Morse

She filed the image away as an excellent and insulting question to ask the earl at an utterly inappropriate future moment. — Gail Carriger

Have a Werebeast free day!" - Lucy Lowell — Bonita Gutierrez

Somehow, having a deer preside over the ceremony of a werewolf and a girl seems oddly appropriate. — Maggie Stiefvater

Well, isn't this just perfect," Kyle commented. "We need to go rough up a big bad wolf, and half the pack is already leaving. — Jody Morse

Change back to your ugly self before I change your face for you, Logan said, Silver Frost. — Kailin Gow

Great. The part of the lovable dog will be played by Cody the Wolf. - Cody Forester, Werewolf Asylum — Roxanne Smolen

The werewolf pointed at a bench next to the door into the Kirkwoods' tomb. "Sit. Wait."
Did I mention werewolves were chatty? — Mindee Arnett

So, let me guess. You want me to give you flea baths?" They all wagged their tails excitedly at the idea. — Jody Morse

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal

Silly cop, I don't need your help; I have a werewolf on retainer. — Kevin Hearne

Giving a witch your body fluids is akin to slicing off a choice cut of your buttocks and offering it to a werewolf. — Kevin Hearne

Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality? — Nicki Elson

How do you express a skinny blonde werewolf and a former toad in a cake? — Elizabeth A. Reeves

Bitten? You mean you're a-"
"A werewolf," said the girl. "Like everyone else here. Except you, and the asshole. And the asshole's sister. — Cassandra Clare

Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink wench. — Jim Butcher

You thought I was a werewolf?" Dervish asks.
"Yes" I answer hollowly.
"You ass. — Darren Shan

Just two naked guys enjoying a manly hug in the middle of the apocalypse. - Cody Forester, Werewolf Apocalypse — Roxanne Smolen

I spent the next fifteen minutes convincing a crying werewolf that I wasn't going to hurt her. My life was getting too strange, even for me. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Where does a werewolf sleep? Anywhere he wants to. — Patricia Briggs

Vampire politics make the very complicated dance of manners that is werewolf protocol look like the Hokey Pokey. — Patricia Briggs

He has been mad for you these many months, ever since you prodded him in the nether regions with a hedgehog. — Gail Carriger

I love talking to spirits. Maybe we can try contacting Marilyn Monroe or Elvis Presley next. — Jody Morse

When it comes to love triangles and duels to the death, you should always cheat. - Fairy Werewolf vs. Zombie Vampire — Charlie Jane Anders

Like the honey badger, the werewolf takes what it wants. — Kevin Hearne

It was a constant source of amazement to Alexia that the only thing she had ever done in her entire life that pleased her mama was marry a werewolf. — Gail Carriger

No really, I'm a werewolf and you're a human, which essentially translates into a steak with legs. — Quinn Loftis

Of course not," Colby replied. "What's mine is yours, and what's yours is, well . . . yours. — Jody Morse

Are you sure that's Val?"
"No," said Freddie. "It's Lassie in a wolf suit. — Debra Doyle