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Welcome Party Funny Quotes By Bertrand Russell: America ... where laws and customs alike are

America ... where laws and customs alike are based on the dreams of spinsters. — Bertrand Russell

Welcome Party Funny Quotes By Kinley MacGregor: A man protects those who need it most.

A man protects those who need it most. Those who cannot protect themselves.
-Sin — Kinley MacGregor

Welcome Party Funny Quotes By Jack Higgins: Human beings are not like they are portrayed

Human beings are not like they are portrayed in Hollywood. They are individuals who are a mixture of good and bad. — Jack Higgins

Welcome Party Funny Quotes By Gene Simmons: Before you go out there and try to

Before you go out there and try to conquer the universe ... get your act together. — Gene Simmons

Welcome Party Funny Quotes By Master P: With every falling flake, a unique spark of

With every falling flake, a unique spark of interest falls from heaven. — Master P

Welcome Party Funny Quotes By James Dashner: Today is going to be a perfect, perfect

Today is going to be a perfect, perfect day." Trina smiled and the waters of the stream continued to rush by, as if his words meant nothing. — James Dashner

Welcome Party Funny Quotes By Donald Rumsfeld: After he saw what happened to Saddam Hussein,

After he saw what happened to Saddam Hussein, he ( Gaddafi ) did not want to be Saddam Hussein. He gave up his nuclear program. — Donald Rumsfeld

Welcome Party Funny Quotes By Julian Pencilliah: The magic of you is in your capacity

The magic of you is in your capacity to shape change. — Julian Pencilliah

Welcome Party Funny Quotes By Robert Breault: You can accept a falling out that changes

You can accept a falling out that changes your plans, but it's hard to accept a betrayal that changes your memories. — Robert Breault

Welcome Party Funny Quotes By Robyn Peterman: Will you guys by okay?" I asked granny

Will you guys by okay?" I asked granny and BFF.
"Oh, hell yeah. We're gonna play Twister and then try on wigs and girdles," Granny informed us. — Robyn Peterman

Welcome Party Funny Quotes By Salman Rushdie: I am not in the business of suppressing

I am not in the business of suppressing books. — Salman Rushdie