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Weirdest Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: I used to own an ant farm but

I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it. — Steven Wright

Weirdest Funny Quotes By Robin S. Sharma: sell your cellular phone

sell your cellular phone — Robin S. Sharma

Weirdest Funny Quotes By Ryan Lilly: Jarod Kintz gets so many retweets, he's like

Jarod Kintz gets so many retweets, he's like Katniss Everdeen with tourettes in a forest full of Mockingjays. — Ryan Lilly

Weirdest Funny Quotes By Haruki Murakami: You keep floudering and never get anywhere.

You keep floudering and never get anywhere. — Haruki Murakami

Weirdest Funny Quotes By Judith Martin: Adorable children are considered to be the general

Adorable children are considered to be the general property of the human race. Rude children belong to their mothers. — Judith Martin

Weirdest Funny Quotes By Neil Peart: One likes to believe in the freedom of

One likes to believe in the freedom of music. — Neil Peart

Weirdest Funny Quotes By Isaac Asimov: You lack the capacity to decipher this particular

You lack the capacity to decipher this particular puzzle. — Isaac Asimov

Weirdest Funny Quotes By Eiji Yoshikawa: I can only bow to the will of

I can only bow to the will of the heaven, but not to the will of these men. — Eiji Yoshikawa

Weirdest Funny Quotes By Norman Vincent Peale: Life's blows cannot break a person whose spirit

Life's blows cannot break a person whose spirit is warmed at the fire of enthusiasm. — Norman Vincent Peale

Weirdest Funny Quotes By Frank Herbert: How ignorant a man can become on a

How ignorant a man can become on a diet of managed history. — Frank Herbert

Weirdest Funny Quotes By Jessica Gadziala: I'm just going ahead and say what everyone

I'm just going ahead and say what everyone else here is thinking.
This has got to be the weirdest fucking wedding that has ever happened. — Jessica Gadziala

Weirdest Funny Quotes By Oswald Chambers: As Christians we are not here for our

As Christians we are not here for our own purpose at all - we are here for the purpose of God, and the two are not the same. — Oswald Chambers

Weirdest Funny Quotes By Vince Young: I want to someday be in the same

I want to someday be in the same position as John Elway, Joe Montana and Steve Young. — Vince Young

Weirdest Funny Quotes By Dianne Duvall: Speaking of bloodbaths, what happened at the meeting?

Speaking of bloodbaths, what happened at the meeting?
David — Dianne Duvall

Weirdest Funny Quotes By Sam Taylor-Johnson: I was living with my stepfather for a

I was living with my stepfather for a while, and then I moved out and went and lived on my own in Hastings-by-the-Sea from about 16. — Sam Taylor-Johnson

Weirdest Funny Quotes By Angela Duckworth: Being a "promising beginner" is fun, but being

Being a "promising beginner" is fun, but being an actual expert is infinitely more gratifying. — Angela Duckworth