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I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it. — Steven Wright

sell your cellular phone — Robin S. Sharma

Jarod Kintz gets so many retweets, he's like Katniss Everdeen with tourettes in a forest full of Mockingjays. — Ryan Lilly

You keep floudering and never get anywhere. — Haruki Murakami

Adorable children are considered to be the general property of the human race. Rude children belong to their mothers. — Judith Martin

One likes to believe in the freedom of music. — Neil Peart

You lack the capacity to decipher this particular puzzle. — Isaac Asimov

I can only bow to the will of the heaven, but not to the will of these men. — Eiji Yoshikawa

Life's blows cannot break a person whose spirit is warmed at the fire of enthusiasm. — Norman Vincent Peale

How ignorant a man can become on a diet of managed history. — Frank Herbert

I'm just going ahead and say what everyone else here is thinking.
This has got to be the weirdest fucking wedding that has ever happened. — Jessica Gadziala

As Christians we are not here for our own purpose at all - we are here for the purpose of God, and the two are not the same. — Oswald Chambers

I want to someday be in the same position as John Elway, Joe Montana and Steve Young. — Vince Young

Speaking of bloodbaths, what happened at the meeting?
David — Dianne Duvall

I was living with my stepfather for a while, and then I moved out and went and lived on my own in Hastings-by-the-Sea from about 16. — Sam Taylor-Johnson

Being a "promising beginner" is fun, but being an actual expert is infinitely more gratifying. — Angela Duckworth