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Weird Humorous Quotes By James Russell Lowell: New occasions teach new duties, time makes ancient

New occasions teach new duties, time makes ancient good uncouth; They must upward still and onward, who would keep abreast of truth. — James Russell Lowell

Weird Humorous Quotes By Charlotte Bronte: No - you men never do consider economy

No - you men never do consider economy and common sense. — Charlotte Bronte

Weird Humorous Quotes By Iain Banks: It hung above the livid, bruised land like

It hung above the livid, bruised land like an admonition — Iain Banks

Weird Humorous Quotes By Ann Benjamin: Thus, hanging around in our towels (and those

Thus, hanging around in our towels (and those weird disposable underpants) was no big deal. — Ann Benjamin

Weird Humorous Quotes By George Carlin: If you have a legal problem, guess how

If you have a legal problem, guess how you determine whether or not you need a lawyer. You see a lawyer. Isn't that weird? — George Carlin

Weird Humorous Quotes By Leon M. Lederman: Democritus's work on the void was revolutionary.

Democritus's work on the void was revolutionary. — Leon M. Lederman

Weird Humorous Quotes By Ann Aguirre: Spanish was weird that way: two words for

Spanish was weird that way: two words for monkeys, and esposas meant both wives and handcuffs. That said a lot. — Ann Aguirre

Weird Humorous Quotes By Kelly Ripa: I try to make my heart beat out

I try to make my heart beat out of my chest, hard-core, once a day for at least a half hour. I think that's very important. — Kelly Ripa

Weird Humorous Quotes By Ben Stiller: It's weird that people expect me to be

It's weird that people expect me to be funny. I find it a real burden when I'm expected to be humorous on talk shows. — Ben Stiller

Weird Humorous Quotes By Monica Byrne: being looked down upon is good for the

being looked down upon is good for the soul, good for empathy, good training for a human. — Monica Byrne

Weird Humorous Quotes By Roopleen: Believe in yourself. Under-confidence leads to a self-fulfilling

Believe in yourself. Under-confidence leads to a self-fulfilling prophecy that you are not good enough for your work. — Roopleen

Weird Humorous Quotes By Jean Gilbert: Weird is just a side-effect of being awesome!

Weird is just a side-effect of being awesome! — Jean Gilbert

Weird Humorous Quotes By Homer Simpson: I saw weird stuff in that place last

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff ... and I want in.. — Homer Simpson

Weird Humorous Quotes By Melissa F. Olson: Fainting is for preteen girls and those really

Fainting is for preteen girls and those really weird goats. I do not faint! — Melissa F. Olson

Weird Humorous Quotes By Michael Grant: Sam had kissed Astrid beside a freshly dug

Sam had kissed Astrid beside a freshly dug grave. Caine — Michael Grant

Weird Humorous Quotes By Jackie Joyner-Kersee: I love track and field, but I also

I love track and field, but I also know the day will come when I will have to do something else. — Jackie Joyner-Kersee

Weird Humorous Quotes By Josh Charles: What I want out of my career is

What I want out of my career is just to work. — Josh Charles