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The more passionate and argumentative I get the more followers and friends I make online. — Tasha Turner

People say that if you want to get over someone you should think about them sitting on a toilet, but that only makes me want them more. — Charli Frisky

Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money. — Frankie Boyle

It's weird doing red carpets; it's uncomfortable. But you can have a sense of humor about it. — Kirsten Dunst

It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir' but I'd learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then, they blew stuff up. — Rick Riordan

I didn't want to do it,' Kiala said. 'The universe just kind of conspired to force me to make a fool of myself. It does that quite a lot, actually. — Graham Parke

Well, the plenty of fish in the sea thing is bullshit," I said. "The other fish are weird, smell funny, or hooked on someone else's fishing line. — L.D. Davis

I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money. — Graham Parke

Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back. — Richard Belzer

She had a voice so husky it could have pulled a dogsled, and the gun she was holding gave me a bad case of barrel envy. — Patrick Major Dallas OR

Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it. — Andrew Smith

Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal. — Shannon L. Alder

I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments. — Noel Fielding

Sam: "Don't think I don't know that you're lying there planning deaths."

Jared: "What can I say? I have weird hobbies. — Suzanne Wright

For a brief, weird minute I felt like Dorothy in Oz, walking down the street with Terric the doubtful, Shame the brainless, and heartless Zay. — Devon Monk

I had to take a physical to do this show. They had a lot of weird questions like, "Have you ever tried sugar or PCP?" — Mitch Hedberg

With everyone lounging around, eating sleeping, sunning, pooping, it looks like some weird combat version of an outdoor rock festival. — Evan Wright

There's something weird and sexual about the way some people talk about God
have you noticed? — Frank Portman

Thus, hanging around in our towels (and those weird disposable underpants) was no big deal. — Ann Benjamin

I have a percription ferret. I'm not a good judge of weird. — Gordon Korman

I hate carrying a torch, which is weird because otherwise I'm such a pyromaniac — Josh Stern

Fake boobs are weird ya'll" read by Patrick Stewart. — Amy Poehler

Weirdism is definitely the cornerstone of many an artist's career. — E.A. Bucchianeri

Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink wench. — Jim Butcher

I do dark [humor]. I like people who are silly and weird and people who are surprising and good at what they do. — Anthony Jeselnik

Gotta say you Portland people take weird to a new level. — Devon Monk

He looks up, sees me in the window, and jumps a little. Good. Let him think I'm a weird Mexican place mat ghost. — Anna Breslaw

You just noticed? You're slow... — Tite Kubo

I have a weird thing with giraffes, I don't like their neck — Eminem

My humor came from seeing my parents have sex, smoke weed, my mom being naked - just weird hippie stuff, twisted R-rated humor. — Shia Labeouf

It's the twenty-first century. Arriving to find a bunch of old dudes in brown robes would be equally weird. — Kendare Blake

I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences. — Graham Parke

I love Carlos like the weird, half-dead son I never particularly wanted — Daniel Jose Older

She glared at him. "I'm not weird like that. I'm good weird. I'm cool weird."
"Yes," he said doubtfully. "Yes, you are. — Derek Landy

Follow your own weird. — James Broughton

English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. — Anonymous

It's weird that apples bruise like humans. I'm glad they don't scream when you bite into them. — Phil Lester

He didn't believe in luck but he believed in bananas. — Matt Bell

Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears. — Steven Wright

Popularity's a weird thing. You can't really define it, and it's not cool to talk about, but you know it when you see it. Like a lazy eye, or porn. — Lauren Oliver

I'd rather be weird than ordinary. Ordinary is so boring. — Noah Willoughby

It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half. — Jess C. Scott

You know things are weird when you start appreciating your farts. — John Corey Whaley

Hang up the phone on a vampire, the definition of carefree. — Steve Aylett

Forget about weird Boy and move on — Laura J. Burns

He's my father, whoever he is, so he must have had sex with my mother at least once, and I'd love to kill him for that. — Dean Koontz

It's weird the way "finger puppet" sounds okay as a noun ... ladies. — Demetri Martin

I like the idea of being the funny guy in the dramatic thing, playing a hit man with a weird sense of humor. — Anthony Jeselnik

Check out that one at the end. He's taken the form of a footstool. Weird ... but somehow I like his style."
"That is a footstool. — Jonathan Stroud

I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird. — Paul McCartney

I don't remember ever signing up for weird. It just sort of happened. — Justin Alcala

Apparently loved did weird things to a girl's practical decision-making skills - Matilda — Devon Monk

We have truth in order not to die of art.
— Steve Aylett

Pre-Calamity people had been weird. Awesome too
evidence: castle
but still pretty weird. — Brandon Sanderson

A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine and then killed his crazy ex-girlfriend to save my life. Tomorrow I was starting up antipsychotic meds. — Courtney Allison Moulton

Weird is my bread and butter. — Marla Buchanan

I have this weird, bad feeling," said another boy. "In my feeling parts. Like something bad is going to happen. — M T Anderson

Hmmph. Young Republicans have weird senses of humor. — Katie Alender