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Weird Humor Quotes By Tasha Turner: The more passionate and argumentative I get the

The more passionate and argumentative I get the more followers and friends I make online. — Tasha Turner

Weird Humor Quotes By Charli Frisky: People say that if you want to get

People say that if you want to get over someone you should think about them sitting on a toilet, but that only makes me want them more. — Charli Frisky

Weird Humor Quotes By Frankie Boyle: Don't you think its quite weird for Prince

Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money. — Frankie Boyle

Weird Humor Quotes By Kirsten Dunst: It's weird doing red carpets; it's uncomfortable. But

It's weird doing red carpets; it's uncomfortable. But you can have a sense of humor about it. — Kirsten Dunst

Weird Humor Quotes By Rick Riordan: It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir' but

It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir' but I'd learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then, they blew stuff up. — Rick Riordan

Weird Humor Quotes By Graham Parke: I didn't want to do it,' Kiala said.

I didn't want to do it,' Kiala said. 'The universe just kind of conspired to force me to make a fool of myself. It does that quite a lot, actually. — Graham Parke

Weird Humor Quotes By L.D. Davis: Well, the plenty of fish in the sea

Well, the plenty of fish in the sea thing is bullshit," I said. "The other fish are weird, smell funny, or hooked on someone else's fishing line. — L.D. Davis

Weird Humor Quotes By Graham Parke: I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced

I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money. — Graham Parke

Weird Humor Quotes By Richard Belzer: Do you know what happens when you play

Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back. — Richard Belzer

Weird Humor Quotes By Patrick Major Dallas OR: She had a voice so husky it could

She had a voice so husky it could have pulled a dogsled, and the gun she was holding gave me a bad case of barrel envy. — Patrick Major Dallas OR

Weird Humor Quotes By Andrew Smith: Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing

Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it. — Andrew Smith

Weird Humor Quotes By Shannon L. Alder: Love has a way of making the sane

Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal. — Shannon L. Alder

Weird Humor Quotes By Noel Fielding: I don't really like jokes in a way.

I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments. — Noel Fielding

Weird Humor Quotes By Suzanne Wright: Sam: "Don't think I don't know that you're

Sam: "Don't think I don't know that you're lying there planning deaths."

Jared: "What can I say? I have weird hobbies. — Suzanne Wright

Weird Humor Quotes By Devon Monk: For a brief, weird minute I felt like

For a brief, weird minute I felt like Dorothy in Oz, walking down the street with Terric the doubtful, Shame the brainless, and heartless Zay. — Devon Monk

Weird Humor Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I had to take a physical to do

I had to take a physical to do this show. They had a lot of weird questions like, "Have you ever tried sugar or PCP?" — Mitch Hedberg

Weird Humor Quotes By Evan Wright: With everyone lounging around, eating sleeping, sunning, pooping,

With everyone lounging around, eating sleeping, sunning, pooping, it looks like some weird combat version of an outdoor rock festival. — Evan Wright

Weird Humor Quotes By Frank Portman: There's something weird and sexual about the way

There's something weird and sexual about the way some people talk about God
have you noticed? — Frank Portman

Weird Humor Quotes By Ann Benjamin: Thus, hanging around in our towels (and those

Thus, hanging around in our towels (and those weird disposable underpants) was no big deal. — Ann Benjamin

Weird Humor Quotes By Gordon Korman: I have a percription ferret. I'm not a

I have a percription ferret. I'm not a good judge of weird. — Gordon Korman

Weird Humor Quotes By Josh Stern: I hate carrying a torch, which is weird

I hate carrying a torch, which is weird because otherwise I'm such a pyromaniac — Josh Stern

Weird Humor Quotes By Amy Poehler: Fake boobs are weird ya'll" read by Patrick

Fake boobs are weird ya'll" read by Patrick Stewart. — Amy Poehler

Weird Humor Quotes By E.A. Bucchianeri: Weirdism is definitely the cornerstone of many an

Weirdism is definitely the cornerstone of many an artist's career. — E.A. Bucchianeri

Weird Humor Quotes By Jim Butcher: Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing,

Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink wench. — Jim Butcher

Weird Humor Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: I do dark [humor]. I like people who

I do dark [humor]. I like people who are silly and weird and people who are surprising and good at what they do. — Anthony Jeselnik

Weird Humor Quotes By Devon Monk: Gotta say you Portland people take weird to

Gotta say you Portland people take weird to a new level. — Devon Monk

Weird Humor Quotes By Anna Breslaw: He looks up, sees me in the window,

He looks up, sees me in the window, and jumps a little. Good. Let him think I'm a weird Mexican place mat ghost. — Anna Breslaw

Weird Humor Quotes By Tite Kubo: You just noticed? You're slow...

You just noticed? You're slow... — Tite Kubo

Weird Humor Quotes By Eminem: I have a weird thing with giraffes, I

I have a weird thing with giraffes, I don't like their neck — Eminem

Weird Humor Quotes By Shia Labeouf: My humor came from seeing my parents have

My humor came from seeing my parents have sex, smoke weed, my mom being naked - just weird hippie stuff, twisted R-rated humor. — Shia Labeouf

Weird Humor Quotes By Kendare Blake: It's the twenty-first century. Arriving to find a

It's the twenty-first century. Arriving to find a bunch of old dudes in brown robes would be equally weird. — Kendare Blake

Weird Humor Quotes By Graham Parke: I'm very polite by nature, even the voices

I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences. — Graham Parke

Weird Humor Quotes By Daniel Jose Older: I love Carlos like the weird, half-dead son

I love Carlos like the weird, half-dead son I never particularly wanted — Daniel Jose Older

Weird Humor Quotes By Derek Landy: She glared at him. "I'm not weird like

She glared at him. "I'm not weird like that. I'm good weird. I'm cool weird."
"Yes," he said doubtfully. "Yes, you are. — Derek Landy

Weird Humor Quotes By James Broughton: Follow your own weird.

Follow your own weird. — James Broughton

Weird Humor Quotes By Anonymous: English can be weird. It can be understood

English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. — Anonymous

Weird Humor Quotes By Phil Lester: It's weird that apples bruise like humans. I'm

It's weird that apples bruise like humans. I'm glad they don't scream when you bite into them. — Phil Lester

Weird Humor Quotes By Matt Bell: He didn't believe in luck but he believed

He didn't believe in luck but he believed in bananas. — Matt Bell

Weird Humor Quotes By Steven Wright: Imagine how weird phones would look if your

Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears. — Steven Wright

Weird Humor Quotes By Lauren Oliver: Popularity's a weird thing. You can't really define

Popularity's a weird thing. You can't really define it, and it's not cool to talk about, but you know it when you see it. Like a lazy eye, or porn. — Lauren Oliver

Weird Humor Quotes By Noah Willoughby: I'd rather be weird than ordinary. Ordinary is

I'd rather be weird than ordinary. Ordinary is so boring. — Noah Willoughby

Weird Humor Quotes By Jess C. Scott: It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that

It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half. — Jess C. Scott

Weird Humor Quotes By John Corey Whaley: You know things are weird when you start

You know things are weird when you start appreciating your farts. — John Corey Whaley

Weird Humor Quotes By Steve Aylett: Hang up the phone on a vampire, the

Hang up the phone on a vampire, the definition of carefree. — Steve Aylett

Weird Humor Quotes By Laura J. Burns: Forget about weird Boy and move on

Forget about weird Boy and move on — Laura J. Burns

Weird Humor Quotes By Dean Koontz: He's my father, whoever he is, so he

He's my father, whoever he is, so he must have had sex with my mother at least once, and I'd love to kill him for that. — Dean Koontz

Weird Humor Quotes By Demetri Martin: It's weird the way "finger puppet" sounds okay

It's weird the way "finger puppet" sounds okay as a noun ... ladies. — Demetri Martin

Weird Humor Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: I like the idea of being the funny

I like the idea of being the funny guy in the dramatic thing, playing a hit man with a weird sense of humor. — Anthony Jeselnik

Weird Humor Quotes By Jonathan Stroud: Check out that one at the end. He's

Check out that one at the end. He's taken the form of a footstool. Weird ... but somehow I like his style."
"That is a footstool. — Jonathan Stroud

Weird Humor Quotes By Paul McCartney: I used to think anyone doing anything weird

I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird. — Paul McCartney

Weird Humor Quotes By Justin Alcala: I don't remember ever signing up for weird.

I don't remember ever signing up for weird. It just sort of happened. — Justin Alcala

Weird Humor Quotes By Devon Monk: Apparently loved did weird things to a girl's

Apparently loved did weird things to a girl's practical decision-making skills - Matilda — Devon Monk

Weird Humor Quotes By Steve Aylett: We have truth in order not to die

We have truth in order not to die of art.
— Steve Aylett

Weird Humor Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: Pre-Calamity people had been weird. Awesome tooevidence: castlebut

Pre-Calamity people had been weird. Awesome too
evidence: castle
but still pretty weird. — Brandon Sanderson

Weird Humor Quotes By Courtney Allison Moulton: A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine

A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine and then killed his crazy ex-girlfriend to save my life. Tomorrow I was starting up antipsychotic meds. — Courtney Allison Moulton

Weird Humor Quotes By Marla Buchanan: Weird is my bread and butter.

Weird is my bread and butter. — Marla Buchanan

Weird Humor Quotes By M T Anderson: I have this weird, bad feeling," said another

I have this weird, bad feeling," said another boy. "In my feeling parts. Like something bad is going to happen. — M T Anderson

Weird Humor Quotes By Katie Alender: Hmmph. Young Republicans have weird senses of humor.

Hmmph. Young Republicans have weird senses of humor. — Katie Alender