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Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money.
— Frankie Boyle
My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.
— Jo Brand
Not funny ha ha, funny weird
— Dean Koontz
I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most.
— Malin Akerman
Alice smiled her wide smile. The crooked incisor smile.
— Jennifer Mathieu
Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.
— Richard Belzer
It's weird that people expect me to be funny. I find it a real burden when I'm expected to be humorous on talk shows.
— Ben Stiller
A shadow crossed Andrea's face. "I don't want to be his TWT-IHFB." "What does that mean?" "That Weird Thing I Haven't Fucked Before." I choked.
— Ilona Andrews
Intellectually, I think everyone really knows that women are funny, but it's a weird thing that people keep trotting out.
— Bonnie McFarlane
Most things I get hired on, I get hired because I improvise something funny, or they just think I look weird.
— T. J. Miller
He's my father, whoever he is, so he must have had sex with my mother at least once, and I'd love to kill him for that.
— Dean Koontz
The hardest part of being a Canadian kid is having to color in Nunavut with a crayon in school, hell on earth.
— Rebecca McNutt
Not everyone who stares likes us; we may look weird enough to get everyone's attention.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal.
— Shannon L. Alder
Hello, Miss Adler. Irene Adler. Wow," he said, his voice hushed. "This is so weird.
— Colleen Gleason
Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it's not comedy.
— Bruce McCulloch
Funny thing about Americans. They are the first to adopt weird lifestyles and radical views but they are the most conservative race on earth.
— Ralph Steadman
We have truth in order not to die of art.— Steve Aylett
I kind of thought, wouldn't it be funny to take a swing at being on the weird side of mainstream?
— John Mulaney
I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody.
— Ben Stiller
I like the idea of being the funny guy in the dramatic thing, playing a hit man with a weird sense of humor.
— Anthony Jeselnik
It's weird the way "finger puppet" sounds okay as a noun ... ladies.
— Demetri Martin
My smile wavers as I revert to my natural state of being: nervous and weird.
— Stephanie Perkins
I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff.
— Frances Winkler
Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird.
— Hannah Simone
Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy?
— Hannah Harrington
I didn't just come in on a load of turnips!
— Phillip C. McGraw
Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable?
— Jessica Simpson
