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Anastasia: Five hundred guests should be plenty.
Jack: Yes, five hundred guests sounds like a nice small wedding. — Anthony E. Thorogood

Poetry surprises us with what we already know. — John Fuller

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. — Paul R. Ehrlich

I have always compared our traditions of liberty, like those of Abraham Lincoln and Ho Chi Minh. — Hanoi Hannah

Who has never killed an hour? ... — Mark Z. Danielewski

My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend ... If it weren't for her, I'd be happy. — Stephan Pastis

I think that should be the anti - speeding advert it should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day. — Frankie Boyle

When all the performances are excellent, critics understand it's the direction. — Joel Siegel

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up. — Ogden Nash

When I get married, I'm gonna register at Bank of America. — Chelsea Handler

She forgot: it was as simple as that. She just loved being with the guy. Possibly enough that not even their own wedding could screw it up. — Tim Farrington

Madelyne, we're married now. 'Tis a usual occurrence to bed one's wife on the wedding night. — Julie Garwood

Justice is a temporary thing that must at last come to an end; but the conscience is eternal and will never die. — Martin Luther

A wedding is no way to begin a marriage. — Lois Greiman

Just because you can, doesn't necessarily mean that you sh — Bill Collins

Divorce is not always a doorway to happiness. The same can be said about marriage. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

What kind of married couple uses a pole on their wedding night? — H.M. Ward

It (her wedding dress) was the kind of dress that both Scarlett O'Hara and Princess Diana would have deemed 'over the top'. — Jenny Lawson

Are you sure about that he called off the wedding, Jolene? Sometimes Zeb misspells stuff in e-mails, and it comes across badly. — Molly Harper

Love means never having to shave your back. — Devan Sipher

Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage. — William Shakespeare

My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried. — Henny Youngman

The boring thing with 'No sex before marriage' is that kids will never get to attend their parents' wedding. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

In truth I care little about any party's politics-the man behind it is the important thing. — Mark Twain

Grisha, a fat, solemn little person of seven, was standing by the kitchen door listening and peeping through the keyhole. — Anton Chekhov

The cleanest civilization I've ever seen ... and the number one thing you pack for a wedding is a jar of dirt? — M.A. George

To girls and women everywhere, I issue a simple invitation.
My sisters, my daughters, my friends; find your voice — Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

See now the power of truth. — Galileo Galilei

A little of me goes a long way," I told my wife on our wedding night. — W.H. Mitchell

The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th. — Scott Adams

Sailor's expressions ranged the gamut from A to Blank. — B.V. Lawson

Some women barter their bodies like whores with wedding bands. Some use sex like a sword. But some women can touch a man and heal like Jesus. — Paula Wall