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Ser Cleos looked like a weasel, fought like a goose, and had the courage of an especially brave ewe. — George R R Martin

Suddenly, I developed an acute case of Tourette's syndrome, Fuck! That fucking-shit-son-of-an-ass-monkey-dick-weasel! — Christine Zolendz

Agnostic for me would be trying to weasel out and sound a little nicer than I am about this. — Richard P. Feynman

If the monkey really wanted to get the weasel, he would've stopped wasting time and burned down the mulberry bush. — M.E. Castle

Be good now, Potty...Weasel King... — J.K. Rowling

Theres a nightmare scenario. Oh hey a weasel! — Larissa Ione

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch. — W.C. Fields

The weasel under the cocktail cabinet. — Harold Pinter

Felix looked as if he had been given some kind of caped weasel - part gift, part insult, part utter confusion. Thank you, I think. — Gail Carriger

Holy hell weasel! — Rachel Hawkins

Fear is not respect. It is but a conniving, little weasel next to that mighty lion. They are a far, far cry from the same animal. — Richelle E. Goodrich

For every species on land, excepting only the weasel, there is a corresponding species in the water, — Louis Ginzberg

The eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine. — John Benfield

Oh, he is cute!" Shane said in a fake girly voice. "Gee, maybe we can ask him out!"
"Shut up, you weasel. Claire, hit him! — Rachel Caine

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel. — Matt Groening

Oh Christ, I left my world to watch a kid put shoes on a fucked-up weasel. Shoot me Roland, before I breed. — Stephen King

To put it bluntly, your flesh is a weasel, a poser, and a selfish pig. And your flesh is not you. Did you know that? Your flesh is not the real you. — John Eldredge

With Weasel and Arisa at his side, anything was possible. Anything. — Hilari Bell

He was a mongoose, rather like a little cat in his fur and his tail, but quite like a weasel in his head and his habits. — Rudyard Kipling

Those eyes filled him with the paralyzed, hopeless horror that the hen feels for the weasel. — Stephen King

Somehow is a super-weasel, a word that betrays that the author didn't want to bother thinking out the story - "Somehow — Ursula K. Le Guin

I left the room in a daze, wondering if this was all real-or if I'd finally gone insane from whacking the weasel. — Sam Torode

If you wish to carry a hungry weasel in your pocket, it is your choice. — Tad Williams

Because success is such a weasel word anyway, it's such a horribly American word, and it's such a vamp and, I think it's a death trap. — Daniel Berrigan

Weasel words from mollycoddles will never do when the day demands prophetic clarity from greathearts. Manly men must emerge for this hour of trial. — Theodore Roosevelt

The little weasel ripped all the buttons off my couch.
Ivan Petrovsky, pg 350 — Kerrelyn Sparks

Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it's a Weasel with a Cheese finish. — Bill Bailey

Dingoes, jackals, skunks, vipers and weasel are now illegal in New York City. Well great, who's going to run CBS? — David Letterman

Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. — George MacDonald Fraser

thou treacherous coal-souled wank-weasel! — Christopher Moore

Come back here the day before yesterday, you noodle-legged weasel! — Hisaya Nakajo

Democrats - lily-livered, weasel-assed collaborators. — Michael Parenti

If you run, you better be faster than my gun. -Weasel to illegal aliens — Ray Palla

She couldn't help being a weasel. She was born that way. — Tessa Dare

yourself to sleep at night. Bleed your weasel. — Anthony Doerr

There are as many burning guitars, as there are burning doves. — Weasel

My first fight was a little weasel from American called Andre Dirrell. I say that because he runs and holds, and I hope Abraham bangs him out. — Carl Froch

I've met an attractive weasel or two in my time. He looks more like a rat.
-pg.170- — Cassandra Clare

The dog-faced, small-cocked, hypocrite bastard son of a weasel and a whore bowed and escorted his wife from the house. — James S.A. Corey

To err is human. To cover it up is weasel. — Scott Adams

Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence analysis isn't easy when your intelligence analysis is about weasels. — The Covert Comic