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We Got Married Funny Quotes By Idries Shah: Hazrat Ali, in a saying attributed to him,

Hazrat Ali, in a saying attributed to him, says: 'Man is in disguise, covered by his tongue'. — Idries Shah

We Got Married Funny Quotes By Cherise Sinclair: My cousin fell in love with a dom,

My cousin fell in love with a dom, so I checked into it to see if I needed to kill him before they got married. — Cherise Sinclair

We Got Married Funny Quotes By Oscar Wilde: Then there was a man who said, 'I

Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late' — Oscar Wilde

We Got Married Funny Quotes By Rene Balcer: If you're going to play stickball in Canarsie

If you're going to play stickball in Canarsie you better learn Brooklyn rules. — Rene Balcer

We Got Married Funny Quotes By Richard Rorty: National pride is to countries what self-respect is

National pride is to countries what self-respect is to individuals: a necessary condition for self-improvement. — Richard Rorty

We Got Married Funny Quotes By Bob Hope: Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off,

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series. — Bob Hope

We Got Married Funny Quotes By C. A. Bartol: Self-condemnation is God's absolution; and pleading guilty, acquittal

Self-condemnation is God's absolution; and pleading guilty, acquittal at his bar. — C. A. Bartol

We Got Married Funny Quotes By Freddie Mercury: No age is good to get married at.

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. — Freddie Mercury

We Got Married Funny Quotes By Nero Wolfe: Pessimists have only pleasant surprises.

Pessimists have only pleasant surprises. — Nero Wolfe

We Got Married Funny Quotes By Lewis Grizzard: I came from a big family. As a

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. — Lewis Grizzard