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Watch Out Funny Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: I cannot give it to you, so try

I cannot give it to you, so try to watch me. — Eugene Ormandy

Watch Out Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: Have you noticed that families on TV never

Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television? — Henny Youngman

Watch Out Funny Quotes By Johnny Carson: Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides

Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a nudist colony. — Johnny Carson

Watch Out Funny Quotes By Frankie Boyle: As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers

As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years. — Frankie Boyle

Watch Out Funny Quotes By Mandy Patinkin: If you're sick, watch funny movies.

If you're sick, watch funny movies. — Mandy Patinkin

Watch Out Funny Quotes By Dave Attell: I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know

I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend. — Dave Attell

Watch Out Funny Quotes By Bruce Coville: Still, the painful death of that unicorn had

Still, the painful death of that unicorn had been satisfying to watch — Bruce Coville

Watch Out Funny Quotes By Michael Scott: Do I look like I watch Star Trek?

Do I look like I watch Star Trek? — Michael Scott

Watch Out Funny Quotes By Jane Wyman: Ask him what time it is and he'll

Ask him what time it is and he'll tell you how the watch was made. — Jane Wyman

Watch Out Funny Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: Watch me closely - only one can spoil

Watch me closely - only one can spoil it. — Eugene Ormandy

Watch Out Funny Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: A girl offered me E at the club.

A girl offered me E at the club. 'Have you ever done E?' 'I watch E.' — Mike Birbiglia

Watch Out Funny Quotes By Shawn Wayans: We definitely have our finger on the pulse.

We definitely have our finger on the pulse. You have to keep up. We decide what to watch by what's funny. — Shawn Wayans

Watch Out Funny Quotes By Jim Davidson: On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like

On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man. — Jim Davidson

Watch Out Funny Quotes By Carl Icahn: I can tell you how bad our boards

I can tell you how bad our boards are ... I don't have to watch Saturday Night Live anymore; I just go to the board meetings. — Carl Icahn

Watch Out Funny Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: I have to stop crying when I watch

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch. — Zach Galifianakis

Watch Out Funny Quotes By August Westman: That, and you have quite the temper."I play

That, and you have quite the temper."
I play fully punched his arm. "Watch it, before you really feel my wrath. — August Westman