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Waitress's Quotes By Charlaine Harris: what are you?" he asked. "I'm a waitress.

what are you?" he asked. "I'm a waitress. — Charlaine Harris

Waitress's Quotes By Derrick Brown: I can not love you until you can

I can not love you until you can love our beautiful waitress in the simple way that I do. — Derrick Brown

Waitress's Quotes By Dana Gould: I wanted to be a comedian. I wanted

I wanted to be a comedian. I wanted to meet waitresses and felt that being a comedian was my best way to go about it and I was right. — Dana Gould

Waitress's Quotes By Frank Carson: I said to the waitress, "There's a fly

I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle." — Frank Carson

Waitress's Quotes By Hunter S. Thompson: The waitress had the appearance of a very

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life — Hunter S. Thompson

Waitress's Quotes By Liam Payne: Once I cried in a restaurant because the

Once I cried in a restaurant because the waitress told me I couldn't eat my soup with a fork, I had to use a spoon. — Liam Payne

Waitress's Quotes By Catherine Keener: I was a waitress. I was pretty good

I was a waitress. I was pretty good at it. I liked to solve those puzzles-you know, when to put the dinner order in, that sort of thing. — Catherine Keener

Waitress's Quotes By Ray Romano: Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're

Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're too old to work at Hooters. — Ray Romano

Waitress's Quotes By Dennis Lehane: Patrick Kenzie asking a bemused waitress for a

Patrick Kenzie asking a bemused waitress for a newspaper in smalltown USA. 'It's like a homepage without a scroll button? — Dennis Lehane

Waitress's Quotes By Deborah Moggach: I wanted to be a landscape architect, but

I wanted to be a landscape architect, but I trained as a teacher; I worked in publishing; I was a waitress. — Deborah Moggach

Waitress's Quotes By Shiri Appleby: I took my waitress uniform. Seemed fitting.

I took my waitress uniform. Seemed fitting. — Shiri Appleby

Waitress's Quotes By Karen MacInerney: I just smiled and wished hard for the

I just smiled and wished hard for the waitress to come back from Cancun or Mazatlan or wherever she was so I could order my martini. — Karen MacInerney

Waitress's Quotes By Jay Leno: All I ask is that you tip your

All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around. — Jay Leno

Waitress's Quotes By Stephen Shore: I was photographing every meal I ate, every

I was photographing every meal I ate, every person I met, every waiter or waitress who served me, every bed I slept in, every toilet I used. — Stephen Shore

Waitress's Quotes By Shaun White: My mom was a waitress, and my dad

My mom was a waitress, and my dad was a plumber who worked for the City of San Clemente fixing mains breaks, so not too glamorous. — Shaun White

Waitress's Quotes By J.R. Ward: The waitress looked a little awkward. "Is all

The waitress looked a little awkward. "Is all that for both you and your sister? — J.R. Ward

Waitress's Quotes By Maggie Stiefvater: If the waitress comes, order me a coffee

If the waitress comes, order me a coffee and something that involves bacon. — Maggie Stiefvater

Waitress's Quotes By Kelly Braffet: Caro, you're a pretty girl, but I'd no

Caro, you're a pretty girl, but I'd no sooner fuck a good waitress than I'd key my own car — Kelly Braffet

Waitress's Quotes By Lisa Kudrow: I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About

I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me. — Lisa Kudrow

Waitress's Quotes By Yogi Berra: Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How

Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight. — Yogi Berra

Waitress's Quotes By P.G. Wodehouse: She is a waitress at his lordships club.My

She is a waitress at his lordships club.
My God! The Proletariat!
The lower middle classes, sir.
Well, yes, by stretching it a bit, perhaps. — P.G. Wodehouse

Waitress's Quotes By John Cameron Smith: A petite, absolutely delightful waitress who, like everyone

A petite, absolutely delightful waitress who, like everyone else, doesn't speak one word of English. But her smile is multilingual. — John Cameron Smith

Waitress's Quotes By Gelett Burgess: When the waitress puts the dinner on the

When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress. — Gelett Burgess

Waitress's Quotes By Melissa Rauch: My first waitress job was at Johnny Rockets

My first waitress job was at Johnny Rockets in New Jersey, and then I waited tables at a sports bar. — Melissa Rauch

Waitress's Quotes By Yogi Berra: When the waitress asked if I wanted my

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.' — Yogi Berra

Waitress's Quotes By Jennifer Aniston: I wasn't a good waitress, but I was

I wasn't a good waitress, but I was told that I was very nice and charming, so people liked me anyway. — Jennifer Aniston

Waitress's Quotes By Robin Roberts: "You don't have to be in shape to

"You don't have to be in shape to bowl. It's the only sport where there's a way to signal for a cocktail waitress." — Robin Roberts

Waitress's Quotes By Larry Watson: Where, incidentally, a holiday meal was not being

Where, incidentally, a holiday meal was not being served. My mother worked as a waitress at Palmer's Supper — Larry Watson

Waitress's Quotes By Alex Rosa: You better get used to touchy-feely around here,

You better get used to touchy-feely around here, sweetie — Alex Rosa

Waitress's Quotes By Greg Giraldo: "You're an old man who dresses like a

"You're an old man who dresses like a Hooter's waitress." — Greg Giraldo

Waitress's Quotes By Lady Gaga: Who's to say I'm not an entirely different

Who's to say I'm not an entirely different person? Because I am. You have to understand, five years ago I was a waitress. — Lady Gaga

Waitress's Quotes By Susan Elizabeth Phillips: I don't care how much evidence the state

I don't care how much evidence the state presented. I've never for one moment believed he murdered that waitress. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Waitress's Quotes By Edie Campbell: I needed to pay for my horses in

I needed to pay for my horses in Warwickshire, and I couldn't do that off a waitress' wage. — Edie Campbell

Waitress's Quotes By Tori Amos: I believe in peace, Bitch.

I believe in peace, Bitch. — Tori Amos

Waitress's Quotes By Nicola Yoon: This country can't have everything.

This country can't have everything. — Nicola Yoon

Waitress's Quotes By Rachel Caine: Eve: "Yo! Mocha!" Oliver: "Yo. I am not

Eve: "Yo! Mocha!"
Oliver: "Yo. I am not your waitress. — Rachel Caine

Waitress's Quotes By Kim Dickens: I was a waitress years ago when I

I was a waitress years ago when I was first trying to become an actress, waiting tables in New York City. — Kim Dickens

Waitress's Quotes By Colleen Houck: Kelsey was jealous of the waitress. I almost

Kelsey was jealous of the waitress. I almost laughed. This beautiful girl was absolutely perfect for me. How could I look at another?#Ren — Colleen Houck

Waitress's Quotes By Amy Poehler: How a person treats their waitress is a

How a person treats their waitress is a great indication of their character. — Amy Poehler

Waitress's Quotes By Gareth Gates: I had a meal in Pizza Hut and

I had a meal in Pizza Hut and the waitress told me I didn't need to pay. So I decided to be a bit cheeky and ask for more pizza and garlic bread. — Gareth Gates

Waitress's Quotes By Phyllis Schlafly: If home is to have a greater lure

If home is to have a greater lure than a tavern the wife must be at least as cheerful as the waitress. — Phyllis Schlafly

Waitress's Quotes By Marian Keyes: I've always been melancholic. At a party, everyone

I've always been melancholic. At a party, everyone would be looking at the glittering chandeliers and I'd be looking at the waitress's cracked shoes. — Marian Keyes

Waitress's Quotes By Fleur East: I've worked in a call centre and as

I've worked in a call centre and as a nightclub waitress. I served champagne to Rihanna. — Fleur East

Waitress's Quotes By Deb Caletti: [A]pparently, it's okay to WORK as a waitress

[A]pparently, it's okay to WORK as a waitress but not to BE a waitress. — Deb Caletti

Waitress's Quotes By James Ellroy: I got an emergency leave. I visited my

I got an emergency leave. I visited my dad on his deathbed. His last words to me: "Try to pick up every waitress who serves you. — James Ellroy

Waitress's Quotes By Kristin Davis: I was very poor and I was a

I was very poor and I was a waitress, and it's hard to be a poor waitress in New York. — Kristin Davis

Waitress's Quotes By Kim Cattrall: If I only did theatre I would have

If I only did theatre I would have had to waitress, and I didn't want to waitress. — Kim Cattrall

Waitress's Quotes By Cate Edwards: Now, as an adult, I appreciate those memories.

Now, as an adult, I appreciate those memories. Mom taught me the importance of compassion for your waitress, your crossing guard, your mailman. — Cate Edwards

Waitress's Quotes By Lucy Alibar: I wasn't the best waitress in the world,

I wasn't the best waitress in the world, but I was cheerful and worked hard. — Lucy Alibar

Waitress's Quotes By Jane Siberry: I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't

I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress. — Jane Siberry

Waitress's Quotes By Piper Perabo: I got lost a lot, and I was

I got lost a lot, and I was a really bad waitress ... I got lost on the subway. — Piper Perabo

Waitress's Quotes By Jay Mohr: If a waiter or waitress tells me when

If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go with the leg kick. — Jay Mohr

Waitress's Quotes By Tracy Pollan: I wasn't a very good waitress, always spilling

I wasn't a very good waitress, always spilling things on people and forgetting things. I once spilled ashes all over Mike Wallace's table. — Tracy Pollan

Waitress's Quotes By Al McGuire: If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili

If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good. — Al McGuire

Waitress's Quotes By John Lennon: The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver

The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you. — John Lennon

Waitress's Quotes By Lauren Beukes: I'd rather be a happy Hooters waitress than

I'd rather be a happy Hooters waitress than a depressed out-of-work actor. — Lauren Beukes

Waitress's Quotes By Rick Riordan: Waitress!" Hedge called. "Six double espressos, and whatever

Waitress!" Hedge called. "Six double espressos, and whatever these guys want. Put it on the girl's tab. — Rick Riordan

Waitress's Quotes By Jessica Lange: I have been a waitress, and I was

I have been a waitress, and I was a damn fine waitress too, let me tell you. — Jessica Lange

Waitress's Quotes By Gillian Flynn: The waitress, a plain brunette disguised as a

The waitress, a plain brunette disguised as a pretty brunette... — Gillian Flynn

Waitress's Quotes By Chrissie Hynde: I'm not a figurehead for anything. I was

I'm not a figurehead for anything. I was a single mom with two kids. What else was I going to do? It was either be in a band or be a waitress. — Chrissie Hynde

Waitress's Quotes By Jennie Garth: I worked as a secretary, a waitress and

I worked as a secretary, a waitress and a dance teacher - all in high school. — Jennie Garth

Waitress's Quotes By Sandra Bullock: Once a waitress, always a waitress.

Once a waitress, always a waitress. — Sandra Bullock

Waitress's Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: The guy said industry slang for flight attendant

The guy said industry slang for flight attendant was Space Waitress. Or Air Mattress. — Chuck Palahniuk

Waitress's Quotes By Victoria Scott: Inside Metro Diner, we grab a table near

Inside Metro Diner, we grab a table near the back. A waitress who clearly ate a water buffalo for breakfast waddles to our table. — Victoria Scott

Waitress's Quotes By Denise Mina: In my heart I'm just a lucky waitress.

In my heart I'm just a lucky waitress. — Denise Mina

Waitress's Quotes By Abbie Cobb: I feel so fortunate and lucky I don't

I feel so fortunate and lucky I don't have to be a waitress or a bartender or a personal trainer. — Abbie Cobb