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W C Fields Drinking Quotes By W.C. Fields: Thou shalt not kill anything less than a

Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth. — W.C. Fields

W C Fields Drinking Quotes By W.C. Fields: I never drank anything stronger than beer before

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. — W.C. Fields

W C Fields Drinking Quotes By W.C. Fields: I cook with wine, sometimes I even add

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. — W.C. Fields

W C Fields Drinking Quotes By Roy Moore: The Constitution was about a limitation on power.

The Constitution was about a limitation on power. — Roy Moore

W C Fields Drinking Quotes By W.C. Fields: When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours. — W.C. Fields

W C Fields Drinking Quotes By W.C. Fields: I only drink to steady my nerves ...

I only drink to steady my nerves ... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months. — W.C. Fields

W C Fields Drinking Quotes By W.C. Fields: Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple

Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice! — W.C. Fields

W C Fields Drinking Quotes By Jonathan Swift: No man will take counsel, but every man

No man will take counsel, but every man will take money. Therefore, money is better than counsel. — Jonathan Swift

W C Fields Drinking Quotes By William Sloane Coffin: We put our best foot forward, but it's

We put our best foot forward, but it's the other one that needs the attention. — William Sloane Coffin

W C Fields Drinking Quotes By W.C. Fields: Back in my rummy days, I would tremble

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. — W.C. Fields

W C Fields Drinking Quotes By W.C. Fields: I exercise strong self control. I never drink

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. — W.C. Fields

W C Fields Drinking Quotes By W.C. Fields: It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however,

It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however, I'm not drinking any less either. — W.C. Fields

W C Fields Drinking Quotes By W.C. Fields: I feel like a midget with muddy feet

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. — W.C. Fields

W C Fields Drinking Quotes By W.C. Fields: I never drink water ... fish f**k in

I never drink water ... fish f**k in it. — W.C. Fields

W C Fields Drinking Quotes By Suze Orman: True generosity must benefit both parties. No woman

True generosity must benefit both parties. No woman can control her destiny if she doesn't give to herself as much as she gives of herself. — Suze Orman

W C Fields Drinking Quotes By W.C. Fields: The two-headed boy in the circus never had

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache. — W.C. Fields

W C Fields Drinking Quotes By W.C. Fields: Fields' reply: He'd think I was a sissy.

Fields' reply: He'd think I was a sissy. — W.C. Fields

W C Fields Drinking Quotes By Dada Bhagwan: Problem does not lie in being a husband;

Problem does not lie in being a husband; the problem is with acting as a husband (being bossy). — Dada Bhagwan

W C Fields Drinking Quotes By Seamus Heaney: I rhymeTo see myself, to set the darkness

I rhyme
To see myself, to set the darkness echoing. — Seamus Heaney

W C Fields Drinking Quotes By W.C. Fields: During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days. — W.C. Fields

W C Fields Drinking Quotes By Louise Fitzhugh: I feel there's a funny little hole in

I feel there's a funny little hole in me that wasn't there before, like a splinter in your finger, but this is somewhere above my stomach. — Louise Fitzhugh

W C Fields Drinking Quotes By W.C. Fields: Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once.

Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her. — W.C. Fields

W C Fields Drinking Quotes By W.C. Fields: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W.C. Fields

W C Fields Drinking Quotes By W.C. Fields: I've been asked if I ever get the

I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin. — W.C. Fields

W C Fields Drinking Quotes By W.C. Fields: I don't drink anymore, on the other hand

I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either. — W.C. Fields

W C Fields Drinking Quotes By W.C. Fields: I certainly do not drink all the time.

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. — W.C. Fields

W C Fields Drinking Quotes By W.C. Fields: If I had to live my life over,

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. — W.C. Fields

W C Fields Drinking Quotes By W.C. Fields: Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. — W.C. Fields

W C Fields Drinking Quotes By Clive Cussler: Unfortunately we have to remember we're scientists, not

Unfortunately we have to remember we're scientists, not writers of popular semifictional archaeological claptrap. — Clive Cussler

W C Fields Drinking Quotes By W.C. Fields: Reality is an illusion that occurs due to

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. — W.C. Fields

W C Fields Drinking Quotes By W.C. Fields: Now don't say you can't swear off drinking;

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. — W.C. Fields