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Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth. — W.C. Fields

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. — W.C. Fields

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. — W.C. Fields

The Constitution was about a limitation on power. — Roy Moore

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours. — W.C. Fields

I only drink to steady my nerves ... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months. — W.C. Fields

Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice! — W.C. Fields

No man will take counsel, but every man will take money. Therefore, money is better than counsel. — Jonathan Swift

We put our best foot forward, but it's the other one that needs the attention. — William Sloane Coffin

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. — W.C. Fields

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. — W.C. Fields

It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however, I'm not drinking any less either. — W.C. Fields

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. — W.C. Fields

I never drink water ... fish f**k in it. — W.C. Fields

True generosity must benefit both parties. No woman can control her destiny if she doesn't give to herself as much as she gives of herself. — Suze Orman

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache. — W.C. Fields

Fields' reply: He'd think I was a sissy. — W.C. Fields

Problem does not lie in being a husband; the problem is with acting as a husband (being bossy). — Dada Bhagwan

I rhyme
To see myself, to set the darkness echoing. — Seamus Heaney

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days. — W.C. Fields

I feel there's a funny little hole in me that wasn't there before, like a splinter in your finger, but this is somewhere above my stomach. — Louise Fitzhugh

Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her. — W.C. Fields

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W.C. Fields

I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin. — W.C. Fields

I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either. — W.C. Fields

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. — W.C. Fields

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. — W.C. Fields

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. — W.C. Fields

Unfortunately we have to remember we're scientists, not writers of popular semifictional archaeological claptrap. — Clive Cussler

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. — W.C. Fields

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. — W.C. Fields