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I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so. — Victor Borge

(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded? — Victor Borge

Misbeliefs in one's inefficacy may retard development of the very subskills upon which more complex performances depend — Albert Bandura

It's a racket. Those stock market guys are crooked. — Al Capone

Be helpful to all who need your assistance, but don't overdo it. Over-helpfulness too often results in under-performance. — Mardy Grothe

His eyes burned with intensity. I wondered briefly if someone
he knew was being held in that cold room that smelled like death. Someone he loved? — Jaye Wells

If we are tough on crime and on terrorism, as Labour is, then I think Britain will be safer under Labour — Peter Hain

The most attractive characteristic in a person is the story they are telling the world. We stop and stare at stories. — Donald Miller

I do sin, but I am not the devil. — Marilyn Monroe

A shiny ring isn't romantic to me. I think thought and love into what you do for the person you're in love with - that's romance. — Sasha Grey

Groups that work in black neighborhoods around the country have contended that much of subprime lending is 'predatory lending.' — Bill Dedman

You can then further enhance the process of writing by forming the clear intention that your Higher Self will influence your writing. — Genevieve Gerard

(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them? — Victor Borge