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Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course,

I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: (Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who

(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded? — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: Flint must be an extremely wealthy town: I

Flint must be an extremely wealthy town: I see that each of you bought two or three seats. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: The elephant smoked too much.

The elephant smoked too much. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: He was happily married - but his wife

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: I don't mind growing old. I'm just not

I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: There are three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian and Offen.

There are three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian and Offen. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: If I have caused just one person to

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more

I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator? — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys

The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow) — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people

Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they

Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: I learned to play the piano on my

I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That's

Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That's because he moved twice. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: You may not be aware of this but

You may not be aware of this but Leonard Bernstein won another award, for explaining the music of Igor Stravinsky ... to Igor Stravinsky! — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: Occasionally, a finger comes up to wipe a

Occasionally, a finger comes up to wipe a tear [of laughter] from the eye ... and that's my reward ... the rest goes to the government. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: The oboe sounds like a clarinet with a

The oboe sounds like a clarinet with a cold. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: (Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it

(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them? — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: Always remember to forget the things that made

Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: In my dreams of Heaven, I always see

In my dreams of Heaven, I always see the great Masters gathered in a huge hall in which they all reside. Only Mozart has his own suite. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: In my youth, I wanted to be a

In my youth, I wanted to be a great pantomimist
but I found I had nothing to say. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: Did you know that Mozart had no arms

Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: What is the difference between a Nazi and

What is the difference between a Nazi and a dog?The Nazi lifts his arm. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: The difference between a violin and a viola

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he

Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: Many people have asked me why there are

Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: When an opera star sings her head off,

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: My father invented a cure for which there

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: I do not have a single white note

I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling

Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann

You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen? — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: They say that Nero started the fire himself

They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: The first piano was built long after they

The first piano was built long after they didn't have any at all. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you

Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you happen to learn something along the way, don't get upset. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: A Smile is a curve which can set

A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: There is a bit of Hans Christian Andersen

There is a bit of Hans Christian Andersen in every Dane. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: I don't mind going back to daylight saving

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year. — Victor Borge

Victor Borge Quotes By Victor Borge: I'd like to thank my parents for making

I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary. — Victor Borge