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We play and are played and the best we can hope for is to do it with style. — Terry Pratchett

Everyone's unfolding karma will change. To maintain equanimity during the unfolding of karmic effect is the Gnanis' (Self-realized person's) duty. — Dada Bhagwan

Everybody present laughed nervously, except Lord Vetinari, who just laughed. — Terry Pratchett

The 'well-informed citizenry is in danger of becoming the 'well-amused audience'. — Al Gore

Apparently," Vetinari remarked to Drumknott, "the pounding of the railway wagons will lead to immorality. — Terry Pratchett

I was merely endeavoring to indicate that if we do not grab events by the collar they will have us by the throat.
-Lord Vetinari — Terry Pratchett

Lord Vetinari lifted an eyebrow with the care of one who, having found a piece of caterpillar in his salad, raises the rest of the lettuce. — Terry Pratchett

You got a problem?"
"Aside from the fact that we are about to die? No. But I want to say thank you before it is too late. — Diana Pharaoh Francis

He didn't administer a reign of terror, just the occasional light shower. — Terry Pratchett

You have made quite a splash," said Vetinari, smiling, "as the fish said to the man with the lead weight tied to his feet. — Terry Pratchett

We don't have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven't taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Best way to get something done is to give it to someone who is busy, said Vetinari. — Terry Pratchett

Pain is erased when inflicted upon others. — Crixus

Oh, that way madness lies; let me shun that. — William Shakespeare

Your excellency, if you persist in this attitude a complaint will go to your Lord Vetinari!"
"He does so look forward to them. — Terry Pratchett

If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged — Terry Pratchett

It doesn't have to be the Grand Canyon, it could be a city street, it could be the face of another human being - Everything is full of wonder. — A.C. Grayling

Men marched away, Vimes. And men marched back. How glorious the battles would have been that they never had to fight! — Terry Pratchett

Not natural, in my view, sah. Not in favor of unnatural things.'
Vetinari looked perplexed. 'You mean, you eat your meat raw and sleep in a tree? — Terry Pratchett

We can't just drop everything, sir!"
"Mister Lipwig. Is there something in the word 'tyrant' you do not understand? — Terry Pratchett

One of my predecessors used to have people torn to death by wild tortoises. It was not a quick death. — Terry Pratchett

Peace?' said Vetinari. 'Ah, yes, defined as period of time to allow for preparation for the next war. — Terry Pratchett