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Okay okay, hold your people," she told the big horse as she started walking.
"You're not going to starve to death any time soon you know. — Kate Lattey

For many young girls, having a horse of their own ranks high on the scale of importance, right up there with breathing. — Kim Meeder

Bindy Mackenzie talks like a horse. — Jaclyn Moriarty

I have no rules and no methods ... no secrets. — Pierre-Auguste Renoir

Now is now. Here is my treasure. — Gretchen Rubin

Life is a story told by an idiot, full of noise and emotion, but without any meaning. [A — William Shakespeare

The time till pass anyway. You can either spend it creating the life you want or spend it living with life you don't want. The choice is yours. — Unknown

I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap. — Bob Monkhouse

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried. — Charles Caleb Colton

It does not demean men to want to be what they imagine the wolf to be, but it does demean them to kill the animal for it. — Barry Lopez

I give the name violence to a boldness lying idle and enamored of danger. — Jean Genet

Anyway ... she knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a horse who knows a goat who knows another horse- — Rick Riordan

Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.' — David Letterman

So that's how you're going to fix the family problem. Little Dragomirs. Good idea. — Richelle Mead

If there is no freedom of expression, then the beauty of life is lost. Participation in a society is not an artistic choice, it's a human need. — Ai Weiwei

it's half-past nowhere everywhere. — Charles Bukowski

A curious latency stirred in her consciousness that was not yet an idea. — D.H. Lawrence

I backed horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four. — Tommy Cooper

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him participate in synchronized diving. — Cuthbert Soup

How happy is the Optimist / To whom life shows its sunny side / His horse may lose, his ship may list, / But he always sees the funny side. — Phyllis McGinley

My love is sticky, like glue. I'd kill a horse just to give you some. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable. — Henny Youngman

You are only limited by your own imagination — Benny Bellamacina

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. — Adlai E. Stevenson II

I hope more women will join us in our journey towards a more balanced political system. — Sylvia Lim

It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that. — G.H. Hardy

What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester? — Jim Norton

What's the difference between rain and grain? Only a g, though they both grow in the land, and they don't land but fall. What a difference a g makes! — Ana Claudia Antunes

He looks like a horse in a man costume! — Dylan Moran

It's going to be okay, Eric," Urte said, helping me sit up.
I shook my head. "Lying is my forte, Urte, not yours." (Eric.) — Shannon A. Thompson

Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way. — Alan Perlis

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. — Groucho Marx

I was not dressed crazily - I was dressed as a horse. And for a very logical and sane reason. — Diane Messidoro

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. — Henny Youngman

Listen, I'd rather lie naked in a plowed field under an incontinent horse for a week than have to read that paragraph again! — Diane Ackerman

You look like a horse in a man costume — Dylan Moran

Good Lord, that has to be the homeliest woman I have ever laid eyes on. My horse's face is better-looking. — Kathleen Bittner Roth